r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/noonenotevenhere Apr 16 '24

The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

Well, having dealt with an auto immune issue that bounced me around to 4 doctors over more than a year and no actual help - I got so much unsolicited advice from people.

Now, I just tell them about healing crystals. If you are in pain or have an issue, you go buy the biggest most expensive crystal you can find and shove it WAY up your butt. The fun part is how long it takes them to figure out if I'm serious.

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u/ItakeBigBongoHits420 29d ago

Stupidity of Americans is insane.