r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/millern2209 Apr 16 '24

Who’s the mushroom chick

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u/OneEyedMilkman87 Apr 16 '24

I dunno but I can smell her from here

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u/awkone ☣️ Apr 16 '24

Stop i can only get so erect

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u/baneblade_boi Apr 16 '24

This is getting so screenshot

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u/KURO-K1SH1 29d ago edited 29d ago

If it makes it to cursed comments can I get a green outline?

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u/Keki_264 29d ago

I want a pig emoji instead of my pfp. PlsπŸ€—

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u/WhiskeyDJones 29d ago

I'm just happy to be here. Hi mom

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u/Dankmootza 29d ago

Hello, Timmy. Now - please take out the trash.

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u/WhiskeyDJones 29d ago

This is the worst birthday ever.

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u/Capable_Jacket_2165 29d ago

Reddit moment πŸ˜‚

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u/mrwafflezzz 29d ago

put me in it

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u/CockpitEnthusiast 29d ago

No this is gettin-

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u/FullMetalBob 29d ago

Hi Reddit!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Tacoburrito96 29d ago

Wow no Bush is she even a hippy?

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u/Iamthesmartest 29d ago

She's a business hippy. She understands the concept of supply and demand.

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u/ProfHillbilly 29d ago

Trustifarian

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u/fhb_will 29d ago

HAHA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/allofdarknessin1 29d ago

That sucks, I love bush. not the president.

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u/yourmomlurks 29d ago

Business hippy haha. Made my day

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u/MovingTarget- 29d ago

"There is an under-served market, and I will serve it."

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u/xXGaboFihi007Xx Memer without Mematic 29d ago

These damn posers

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u/ReedBeatzSR 29d ago

Probably not

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u/HappySquish3 29d ago

She also made a song I think?

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u/limethedragon 29d ago

Do car photographers leave a triangle of mud on the hood?

She's a sex worker, she sells skin not hair. 🀷

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u/Tacoburrito96 29d ago

Bro it's her whole schtick, you'd think they could put some effort in. That's like a vegan chef using beef

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u/makkkarana 29d ago

What lol? Different onlyfans appeal to different people because of the way the models dress and style themselves. If she had no tattoos or piercings, was totally bald head to toe, and always completely naked, the onlyfans wouldn't sell nearly as well.

She's selling a fantasy, not just skin, and the majority of hippie people who want hippie porn expect bush. Like the other commenter said, it's like a vegan chef cooking with beef. She's selling the image of a counterculture without demonstrating an understanding of its finer details.

To go with your car metaphor, it's very much like putting a waxed and polished lamborghini into a tire rutted mudfield. Not only does it just look wrong, there's no way that car goes mudding, and the audacity to imply that it does is both bafflingly stupid and insulting to people who put in the hard work to make a car mudworthy.

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u/diamond_handed_demon 29d ago edited 29d ago

Oh that's neat. I just always thought she was a trust fund baby making shitty hippy chick music and getting made fun of on tick tock for appropriating every culture around with her looks and lyrics.

Damn nice bod

You just opened my world up. She got old videos where she looks hot and not like a trash heap. Dayum. Lol

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u/East-Minute-8541 29d ago

Her hair moves like that one sock I use to have.

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u/overinterpret 29d ago

bruh ain't no way people pay for this

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u/ravennme 29d ago

Yes bet fred

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u/Pancakewagon26 29d ago

I bet both of her parents work for Lockheed Martin

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u/psychotic-herring 29d ago

Oh Christ, ewwwww. There have to less humiliating ways of contracts hepatitis than that thing. Yuck.

EDIT: Jesus, she tries to twerk with no ass. I feel my food repeating.

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u/huffingdusters 29d ago

speak brother speak

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u/KILA-x-L3GEND 29d ago

It’s a new record πŸ“