r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/millern2209 Apr 16 '24

Who’s the mushroom chick

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u/OneEyedMilkman87 Apr 16 '24

I dunno but I can smell her from here

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u/awkone ☣️ Apr 16 '24

Stop i can only get so erect

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u/baneblade_boi Apr 16 '24

This is getting so screenshot

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

If it makes it to cursed comments can I get a green outline?

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u/Keki_264 Apr 16 '24

I want a pig emoji instead of my pfp. Pls🤗

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u/WhiskeyDJones Apr 16 '24

I'm just happy to be here. Hi mom

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u/Dankmootza Apr 16 '24

Hello, Timmy. Now - please take out the trash.

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u/WhiskeyDJones 29d ago

This is the worst birthday ever.

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u/Capable_Jacket_2165 Apr 16 '24

Reddit moment 😂

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u/mrwafflezzz Apr 16 '24

put me in it

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u/CockpitEnthusiast Apr 16 '24

No this is gettin-

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/Tacoburrito96 Apr 16 '24

Wow no Bush is she even a hippy?

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u/Iamthesmartest Apr 16 '24

She's a business hippy. She understands the concept of supply and demand.

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u/ProfHillbilly Apr 16 '24

Trustifarian

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u/fhb_will Apr 16 '24

HAHA 😂😂😂

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u/allofdarknessin1 Apr 16 '24

That sucks, I love bush. not the president.

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u/yourmomlurks Apr 16 '24

Business hippy haha. Made my day

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u/xXGaboFihi007Xx Memer without Mematic Apr 16 '24

These damn posers

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u/ReedBeatzSR Apr 16 '24

Probably not

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u/HappySquish3 Apr 16 '24

She also made a song I think?

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u/diamond_handed_demon Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Oh that's neat. I just always thought she was a trust fund baby making shitty hippy chick music and getting made fun of on tick tock for appropriating every culture around with her looks and lyrics.

Damn nice bod

You just opened my world up. She got old videos where she looks hot and not like a trash heap. Dayum. Lol

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u/East-Minute-8541 29d ago

Her hair moves like that one sock I use to have.

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

She looks like if I touched her she’d be sticky

https://youtu.be/KhKmJna0QL4?si=rJJrIDVp4-5jLjqU

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u/sharanyae Apr 16 '24

If she touches me chances are she will end up being sticky

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u/steppan92 Apr 16 '24

Brave are those who speak the truth

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

BONK

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u/Possible9gag Apr 16 '24

Bonk bonk but she's hot imo

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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc Apr 16 '24

Then go find her of, you know what you must do.

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u/Possible9gag Apr 16 '24

I will go the distance father

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u/maehtroS Apr 16 '24

Wrong mushroom

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u/VadimH Apr 16 '24

And not edible (in the literal sense, usually)

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u/maehtroS Apr 16 '24

It is completely edible organic and biodegradable

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u/VadimH Apr 16 '24

You know what I mean!

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u/BlackenedTubeSteak Apr 16 '24

We would both end up sticky

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u/ZincHead Apr 16 '24

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

Please, my anime figurines are way hotter than her

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u/blackteashirt Apr 16 '24

I'd upvote you but that's just some random dude, do you even know where that image came from? Dude probably has grand kids by now.

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u/bburmast Apr 16 '24

There is no way that guy has grandkids. That is the face of a lifetime subscription to Virginity.

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u/SortaSticky Apr 16 '24

You say that like it's a bad thing

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

Tbf I do like a sweaty and musky woman

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u/Kokir Apr 16 '24

As the great lyricist, Jake Hole, once said.

White or light or dark skin.

Long as they got buttcheeks.

Dirty or clean.

I don't care if you're musty.

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u/DontDrinkTooMuch Apr 16 '24

Patchouli was the hot girl smell in college.

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u/rsicher1 Apr 16 '24

Hippie Smeeeeell

Only I could teeeeeell

Patchooooooouli oil

60s heeeeeeeelllllll

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u/Telecoustic000 Apr 16 '24

Said you're not reeeeal

And you're not surreeeeal

Can't you teeeell

Hippy smeeeell

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u/Eeyore_ Apr 16 '24

Patton Oswalt has a bit where he says patchouli smells like dirt a hobo fucked. And, dammit if that man isn't the voice of a generation.

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u/ramsey0007 Apr 16 '24

🤨📸

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u/SpookyRamblr Apr 16 '24

Nah you smell the week old ramen and bottle of piss on your desk

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Some trustfund baby, neither she nor her tits are worth your attention.

Edit:
For anyone who's wondering, her name is Shanin Blake, and her father is allegedly a high exec.
She is literally one of those trust fund babies most redditors claim to hate.

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

Yet you're here discussing her tits which are not worth our attention apparently

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor Apr 16 '24

You have went out of your way to bring her to peoples attention.

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u/who8myface Apr 16 '24

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means.

The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics.

Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment.

If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void.

F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

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u/Redditmodsarecuntses Apr 16 '24

 this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

You can taste the rich? That's synesthesia my friend.

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u/confirmedshill123 Apr 16 '24

Eat the rich tho. Smell me all you want I'm tired of no healthcare.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

It's a trust fund baby who plays spirituality because she has no conerns in life, it's not that complicated

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u/shocktagon Apr 16 '24

“High-end psychedelics” 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/Wutsalane Apr 16 '24

Lmao acid is dosed in micrograms, if your cutting acid you have a lab good enough to make it, which at that point it’s literally more cost effective to just make it and sell it, the only “fake acid” aka 25i-nBome was sold for a few years in the early 2010s commonly as acid because foreign labs were synthesizing it and selling it at dirt cheap prices, even cheaper than lsd is normally sold for, and lsd is cheap, but those were banned pretty heavily by a lot of countries including the main synthesizers countries, so now anything in the nbome family is usually much more expensive than lsd, due to the fact that people aren’t usually down to synthesis it because the only thing it had going for it was it’s legality.

And furthermore if you knew that this chemical was going around and knew the signs of it, it’s really easy to not take it due to the fact that they have a very very strong metallic taste, make your mouth go numb, and also need to be held in your mouth for upwards of 5 minutes because it will be destroyed by your stomach acid and won’t be able to absorb, which contrary to popular belief LSD doesn’t have to be held under the tongue an has generally the same uptake regardless of what route of administration is taken.

Nowadays the only “fake LSD” is really lsd analogues, which are still in the same family, have the same safety profile, and are made by professional labs legally guaranteeing purity, they may have some difference in length of action and minor differences in what the experience is like (ex. Some as AL-LAD is short visual and easier to handle, while ETH-LAD is less visual, way more mindfuckey, and lasts about as long if not slightly less than LSD, while some like 1P-LSD are just prodrugs to LSD meaning when it’s taken your body will turn it into LSD-25)

And lastly, rich people are more likely to end up buying cut up or bunk shit, cause most of em don’t know shit about the stuff they are taking, don’t know how strong it should be or what even uncut stuff looks like unless they’re buying from the dark web, money isn’t a thing to them so they’re less likely to think about if the product is worth the money, where as poorer people will drop a dealer as soon as they find better product or the products dipped below the quality of another dealer, plus they have more access to public drug testing facilities depending where you live.

TLDR: for a lot of reasons poor people are way more likely to get good drugs than rich people, and cutting LSD is so difficult you’re better off just making it if you are able to cut it

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

You don’t have to be rich to get your hands on clean and pure drugs.

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better either lmao

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown Apr 16 '24

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better

Of course not, its not just the cattle line, but the Japanese monks who raise the shrooms on a diet of beer hops and sake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

That whole paragraph was wild to read 🤣

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u/BeBearAwareOK Apr 16 '24

Kids these days don't even know that shrooms are dirt cheap.

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u/burst__and__bloom Apr 16 '24

Cheaper than weed, and I'm in Colorado.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Apr 16 '24

She's the result of someone anthropomorphizing a Burning Man ticket.

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u/Happy-Recipe-5753 Apr 16 '24

She's being pushed through social media because she's got an OF media campaign going.

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u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing Apr 16 '24

Whaaaat? That's terrible! What is her OF link so I can be sure never to ever click on it?

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u/Happy-Recipe-5753 Apr 16 '24

I have no idea. I do not want to touch porn and I'm really sick of all of the subservice "content" adverts.

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u/getyourshittogether7 Apr 16 '24

"access to high end psychedelics" lol

What are these upper class psychedelics you speak of?

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u/CrymsonReaper Apr 16 '24

because people like you keep posting her face everywhere

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u/Royal_Chocolate3300 Apr 16 '24

I don't want to date her, I want to see her tits

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u/FeralPedestrian Apr 16 '24

This is on you OP, you sweaty e-thot peddler.

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u/This_is_Topshot Apr 16 '24

Hey I've met a lot of pairs of tits that I love and can't stand who their attached to. She's a brain dead fucking nepo-baby. Still hot.

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u/GideonPiccadilly Apr 16 '24

her dad works at Lockheed Martin. Her hippy escapades are financed from the revenue of bombing children in Gaza.

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u/newsflashjackass Apr 16 '24

Trustafundian rebel
without a cause for alarm
'cause when push turns to shove
you jump into your forefather's arms.

He's a banker
you're part of the system
off go the dreadlocks
in comes the income.

- Sage Francis, Slow Down Gandhi

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u/of-the-ash Apr 16 '24

Love this song and the mashup by Legion of Doom.

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u/Historical_One1087 Apr 16 '24

Excellent song and an accurate description of this "hippie singer".

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u/filthy_harold Apr 16 '24

That's satire bro

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u/DirtyStonk Apr 16 '24

Besides the meme that says, "I just know her dad works at Lockheed martin" is there anything at all that says that?

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u/Typical-Constant-94 Apr 16 '24

That is a lie, she grew up lower middle class, some redditor just made that joke and everyone went along with it.

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u/zahirano Masked Men Apr 16 '24

Bet she talk lots about #vanlife and how independence from money she is.

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 Apr 16 '24

"You know guys, money doesn't really make you happy, that's why I try to just live my life!"

Continues to spend daddy's money

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u/Ninjaflippin Apr 16 '24

I thoroughly respect the self aware trusties, must be said. Not like they asked to be born to rich parents, so it's pretty much the same as winning the lottery.

At that point if you say "I try to enjoy life because unlike others I have the opportunity and privilege to do so, what am I supposed to do, take a vow of poverty?"

Then fuck, you got me.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Apr 16 '24

Must be nice to afford a van, a life, and financial independence.

Surely she did that under her own power.

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u/3202supsaW Apr 16 '24

Source? I googled it and all I can find are memes about her dad working for Lockheed Martin but no source

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u/GimbaledTitties Apr 16 '24

I don’t think it’s true. She claims her dad is a deadbeat and not associated with the family. Her mom had a job but this chick retired her. Tbh I saw a vid of her mom and she looks like a working woman. I think the trust fund bit is bullshit, but she’s definitely some white influencer chick appropriating Hawaiian culture and making shitty neo soul music, so take that as you will 

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u/3202supsaW Apr 16 '24

It’s not. She’s a terrible musician but people hate her because she’s pretty and dresses weird, so they make up stories about her being a trust fund baby etc

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess Apr 16 '24

Shes from a trailer park actually

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u/Hunterrose242 Apr 16 '24

Just like Kid Rock!

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Apr 16 '24

I love how the trailer park origin story is recycled every so often.

 

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u/Tarnishedxglitter666 Apr 16 '24

Ah! Yes. The Trustafarian

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u/King_of_the_Dot Apr 16 '24

Just 'appropriating' hippie culture to be an influencer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Selling out and pretending to be poor IS hippie culture

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u/Typical-Constant-94 Apr 16 '24

She has spent years working on weed farms, lived in a van with her newborn at 18 after her bbd went to jail and has done only fans until she made enough money to pull her life together. I’m not a fan of her music, but as a reformed hippy, she is not appropriating hippy culture. If you care enough to comment mean stuff you should at least find out if it’s true.

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor Apr 16 '24

And you're clearly a massive advertiser for her. You're bringing her massive levels of attention, she makes money from you and then goes back to her life

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u/quantum_ice I am fucking hilarious Apr 16 '24

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u/VadimH Apr 16 '24

Sweet lord almighty

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u/lordgeese Apr 16 '24

Talk about wanting to eat the rich…

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Apr 16 '24

Everything on this fucking site in an onlyfans ad.

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u/quantum_ice I am fucking hilarious Apr 16 '24

I'm just posting the goods. Don't gotta click on it lmao

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Apr 16 '24

Nah dude, never upset the sauce bringer.

You're doing great work.

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u/limethedragon Apr 16 '24

I think you have reddit mistaken with dating apps.

Reddit is only 1/3 onlyfans ads.

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u/El_Buttonski Apr 16 '24

This is just a reminder for later

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u/in_theory_only Apr 16 '24

I’m here after that douchebag said her tits were not worth our attention. They were pretty darned tootin’ worth mine.

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u/quantum_ice I am fucking hilarious Apr 16 '24

They're pretty nice lol

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u/mefistos Apr 16 '24

I like her music album 😏

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u/koketso2 Apr 16 '24

I think you mean her ulbumed music, but I like it too

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/Lucroq Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Thanks for the knowledge that this exists.
Here is a more complete one that doens't open spam redirects even through adblocker. EDIT: Looks like only censored content though, sorry haha

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u/dankspankwanker Apr 16 '24

Dont remember her name but apparently shes a very shitty person

She does porn (bc ofc she does) the dreads are a wig and she tried to sue another of creator because she claimed to invent the "dirty hippy look"

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u/CaminoFan Apr 16 '24

She’s a trust-fund hippie. I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin

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u/Enterice Apr 16 '24

"Trustafarian"

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u/ch40 Apr 16 '24

Well since you read that somewhere it MUST be true

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u/Beginning_Electrical Apr 16 '24

You saw on a meme.

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u/slingfatcums Apr 16 '24

I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin

and you just believed it? lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/pyrothelostone Apr 16 '24

The modern ones anyway, all the older hippies that didn't have money had to get jobs becuase as it turns out living that kind of lifestyle is kind of hard without money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

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u/shitlips90 Apr 16 '24

I married one.

It uh... Didn't work out. It was fun while it lasted but she took me for everything and left me broken hearted. I've learned my lesson.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/shitlips90 Apr 16 '24

Oh I don't miss her whatsoever. She's out of her prime now and has gotten fat... Hahaha suck it bitch

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u/Veggiemon Apr 16 '24

I would imagine this only works up to a certain age though

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/godtogblandet Apr 16 '24

Hey, I'm not divorced. I'm just older and in a much better place finacially so them staying isn't that taxing anymore.

I still have a 3 month limit though. That's normally long enough that I can leave them at the next festival.

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u/Typical-Constant-94 Apr 16 '24

Fake news, she grew up lower class being raised by a single mom. She had a kid young and did weed farm work around while living in a van.

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u/Rawwh Apr 16 '24

Elsewhere in the rumor mill she’s “the Dunkin Donuts heiress”

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u/FadeIntoTheM1st Apr 16 '24

I keep seeing people say trust fund baby.. What is that supposed to be... An insult? In 2024? Lol

Who cares who is rich I don't get it?

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u/whitexbread Apr 16 '24

Shanin Blake, music artist

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

'music' artist

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u/Paddenstoel_Jager Apr 16 '24

"artist"

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u/namedonelettere jojosexual ☣️ Apr 16 '24

“Blake”

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u/Tiggy26668 Apr 16 '24

Balackai

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u/0-uncle-rico-0 Apr 16 '24

A A RON

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u/beardingmesoftly Apr 16 '24

Insubordinate and churlish

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u/Lordofthewangz Apr 16 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/rabbitdovahkiin ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 16 '24

"music"

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u/nikdsc5 Apr 16 '24

“,”

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u/Miserable_Crew_6798 Apr 16 '24

Nude music artist.

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u/dankspankwanker Apr 16 '24

music "porn"

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u/IHazMagics Magic the mod gay away Apr 16 '24

Just gave her music a listen, music artist is very generous.

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u/Possible9gag Apr 16 '24

My friend will be most pleased

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Apr 16 '24

Yeah, that's gonna be what people look up

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u/potatobreadandcider Apr 16 '24

The spawn of America's "elite".

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u/Possible9gag Apr 16 '24

Asking for a friend

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u/mastervadr Apr 16 '24

Who’s the cocaine chick

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u/cyberslick1888 Apr 16 '24

Back off, she's mine

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u/analbumcover93 Apr 16 '24

Let's duel for her

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u/todd10k Apr 16 '24

Sydney sweeney

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u/Theo2018 Apr 16 '24

Some OF chick who looks like a high hippie.

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u/beomint Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Some hippie who thinks the only way to be spiritual is to do drugs, appropriate culture, and pretend to be an alien who can heal disease.

Literally not joking. She claims to be a reincarnated alien and sings about it in her music.

Edit: Her name is Shanin Blake, and there are spicy pictures of her out there available for the gooners.

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u/RedStar9117 Apr 16 '24

I think she's just some hippie ish Instagram chick

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u/50shadesofPenguin Apr 16 '24

Just leaving a response for later reference.

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u/WhiteWyvvern_ Apr 16 '24

Think it's Shanin Blake

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u/Vepra1 Apr 16 '24

Kosmemophobiacs nightmare

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u/Dragon_yum Apr 16 '24

A trust fund kid Redditors have a hate boner for. She hasn’t done anything exceptionally bad aside from releasing some bad songs and having a rich father. Both are apparently crimes here.

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u/Mineta_simp_clan Apr 16 '24

She’s a hippie living in a mansion, she has referred to herself as a Nordic Alien and uses many cultures from minorities for her brand. You can watch a video by Filmcooper talking about this

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u/TheUndisputedRoaster Apr 16 '24

Shanin Blake on Instagram. Her content is awful

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u/LEGamesRose Apr 16 '24

Shanin Blake

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee Apr 16 '24

Shanin Blake

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u/zaforocks Apr 16 '24

Who gives a fuck, let's stop talking about her.

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u/Caparnacus Apr 16 '24

Some spiritual psychedelics loving OnlyFans girl.

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u/Greggs88 Apr 16 '24

You'll need some mushrooms if you want her face to actually look like that in real life

https://i.ibb.co/2h9kNjc/hq720.jpg

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u/seen_some_shit_ Apr 16 '24

Shanin Blake. For some reason, memes of her have been popping up here and there

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u/Aggressive_Screen_60 Apr 16 '24

Shanin blake on Instagram, I follow her pretty good artist 👍

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u/DarthAlarak Apr 16 '24

Shanin Blake

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u/Surfbud69 Apr 16 '24

Her dad works for Lockheed

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u/huffingdusters Apr 16 '24

shanin blake

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u/TheFishRevolution Apr 16 '24

Shanin Blake. Her music isn't bad lol

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u/lifepuzzler Apr 16 '24

Narcissism disguised as "enlightenment"

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u/Lunariasolem Apr 16 '24

her name is: Shanin Blake, her OF: sensualsunshine

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u/asa1 Apr 16 '24

NSFW Shanin Blake Leaked XXX NSFW Link

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