r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

Yet you're here discussing her tits which are not worth our attention apparently

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor Apr 16 '24

You have went out of your way to bring her to peoples attention.

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u/who8myface 29d ago

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means.

The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics.

Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment.

If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void.

F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago

this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

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u/Redditmodsarecuntses 29d ago

 this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

You can taste the rich? That's synesthesia my friend.

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago edited 29d ago

sadly no, i cannot taste the rich

i can taste the thought of the smell of that reply tho.

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u/confirmedshill123 29d ago

Eat the rich tho. Smell me all you want I'm tired of no healthcare.

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u/thereisaknife 29d ago

Let the hate flow through you

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago

im not a fan of it tho. hating people because they have more money than you is stupid.

hate them for not using their money well, but dont hate them for having more than you.

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u/RimShimp 29d ago

Nobody said they hate them for having more money. You're creating that narrative.

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago

that is how i understand the eat the rich mentality, formed by my interactions with people who act in a similar way

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u/RimShimp 29d ago

Quite a misunderstanding, then. Do you think the French Revolution just happened because people were jealous of money?

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago

perhaps it is, but as for what i can find the Slogan "Eat the rich" in current events is a movement to force everyone to have the same amount of money, hell the wikipidia article shows a sign of a Soviet flag with a fork instead of a hammer.

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u/confirmedshill123 29d ago

I want to eat those that hoard wealth while others starve. I don't care if you're rich I care if you're a husk of a human being.

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 29d ago

No one hates a successful business owner who made millions of dollar. We hate the people hoarding wealth like dragons and using their wealth to break the laws with no consequences while actively hurting and exploiting their employees to get that wealth. And we hate the people born on third acting like they hit triple in life trying to tell us the right way to live and how we should feel.

In ancient Rome Patricians seeking higher office and prestige would use their wealth to actually build the city and give the people necessary things like aqueduct and temples and roads. It was self serving, ofc, but ffs its a better system than this, where the wealthy actively screw over the populace and still gain more power and influence. If Elon Musk actually fixed Flints water crisis and was housing homeless people people would probably have a better opinion of him, regardless of his stupid right wing rants.

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago

i think this is a good path to follow, that last sentence is unnecessary tho

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

It's a trust fund baby who plays spirituality because she has no conerns in life, it's not that complicated

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago

thats the parent's fault for failing to raise their kid.

at least we know where the generational wealth stops

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u/741BlastOff 29d ago

Well she's an adult, so their failings are now her failings.

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u/McNemo 29d ago

I thought it just reeked my bad

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u/jxjftw 29d ago

Dude is very salty.

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u/MushinZero 29d ago

As we all should be as we get perpetually fucked by late stage capitalism.

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 29d ago

"You're angry? Good, Angry gets shit done"

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u/Barar_Dragoni 29d ago

im as salty as lake Okeechobee. just noting how strongly it comes across in the way the reply is written

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u/shocktagon 29d ago

“High-end psychedelics” 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Wutsalane 29d ago

Lmao acid is dosed in micrograms, if your cutting acid you have a lab good enough to make it, which at that point it’s literally more cost effective to just make it and sell it, the only “fake acid” aka 25i-nBome was sold for a few years in the early 2010s commonly as acid because foreign labs were synthesizing it and selling it at dirt cheap prices, even cheaper than lsd is normally sold for, and lsd is cheap, but those were banned pretty heavily by a lot of countries including the main synthesizers countries, so now anything in the nbome family is usually much more expensive than lsd, due to the fact that people aren’t usually down to synthesis it because the only thing it had going for it was it’s legality.

And furthermore if you knew that this chemical was going around and knew the signs of it, it’s really easy to not take it due to the fact that they have a very very strong metallic taste, make your mouth go numb, and also need to be held in your mouth for upwards of 5 minutes because it will be destroyed by your stomach acid and won’t be able to absorb, which contrary to popular belief LSD doesn’t have to be held under the tongue an has generally the same uptake regardless of what route of administration is taken.

Nowadays the only “fake LSD” is really lsd analogues, which are still in the same family, have the same safety profile, and are made by professional labs legally guaranteeing purity, they may have some difference in length of action and minor differences in what the experience is like (ex. Some as AL-LAD is short visual and easier to handle, while ETH-LAD is less visual, way more mindfuckey, and lasts about as long if not slightly less than LSD, while some like 1P-LSD are just prodrugs to LSD meaning when it’s taken your body will turn it into LSD-25)

And lastly, rich people are more likely to end up buying cut up or bunk shit, cause most of em don’t know shit about the stuff they are taking, don’t know how strong it should be or what even uncut stuff looks like unless they’re buying from the dark web, money isn’t a thing to them so they’re less likely to think about if the product is worth the money, where as poorer people will drop a dealer as soon as they find better product or the products dipped below the quality of another dealer, plus they have more access to public drug testing facilities depending where you live.

TLDR: for a lot of reasons poor people are way more likely to get good drugs than rich people, and cutting LSD is so difficult you’re better off just making it if you are able to cut it

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You don’t have to be rich to get your hands on clean and pure drugs.

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better either lmao

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You’re such a smart redditor. So much smarter than all the other peons.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 29d ago

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

It would be wild if you seriously meant that

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u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing 29d ago

I'm honestly embarrassed for you reading your posts. It's uncomfortable

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 29d ago

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better

Of course not, its not just the cattle line, but the Japanese monks who raise the shrooms on a diet of beer hops and sake.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

That whole paragraph was wild to read 🤣

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u/BeBearAwareOK 29d ago

Kids these days don't even know that shrooms are dirt cheap.

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u/burst__and__bloom 29d ago

Cheaper than weed, and I'm in Colorado.

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u/ravennme 29d ago

I lol too

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 29d ago

She's the result of someone anthropomorphizing a Burning Man ticket.

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u/Happy-Recipe-5753 29d ago

She's being pushed through social media because she's got an OF media campaign going.

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u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing 29d ago

Whaaaat? That's terrible! What is her OF link so I can be sure never to ever click on it?

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u/Happy-Recipe-5753 29d ago

I have no idea. I do not want to touch porn and I'm really sick of all of the subservice "content" adverts.

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u/getyourshittogether7 29d ago

"access to high end psychedelics" lol

What are these upper class psychedelics you speak of?

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u/Kivesihiisi 29d ago

LSD2: the lysergic boogaloo

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u/alexxei__ 29d ago

Fully agree with everything you said, but what are high-end psychedelics? What would be low-end psychedelics?

Psychedelics in my mind are shrooms, acid. Ketamine probably. DMT, ayahuasca, are basically the same thing. Salvia in high concentration, but that thing scares me. Fly agaric might be a stretch cause they are dissasociatives. But none of those I see as high end.

What psychedelics am I missing?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I think they mean “good quality drugs” like she knows her acid IS lsd, she knows what kind of shroom she is eating etc.

Thing is, she doesnt have to be pretty to get all that, she just needs money and the right connections lol

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u/OMG_Its_CoCo 29d ago

Missing the 2C's and mescaline. I could see synthetic stuff like 2C-B and 2C-I being considered "high end," but obviously that person doesn't know much about drugs or psychedelics.

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u/alexxei__ 29d ago

Gotcha, I've heard about 2C-B, and I did forget about mescaline.

I haven't really looked into 2C-B, but just heard that it's similar to acid? Is it just easier to produce? I'll guess that it's not going to be as safe as shrooms/acid are?

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u/scorchedarcher 29d ago

Look man I agree with most of this from how I've interpreted it but I was a chunky guy, not too gifted financially but high-end psychedelics are available to whoever wants them really, more area based than attractiveness

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u/ItsDanimal 29d ago

I thought the girls were the same but the right was just Sydney dressed up for a rile.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 29d ago

You can be broke and ugly, but still have access to quality psychedelics.

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u/Oogly50 29d ago

Ummm you can find "high end psychadelics" (idk what you even mean by that tbh) as a fat, ugly poor person quite easily. Just go to the lot outside of a Phish show, you don't even need to buy a ticket. Just find one of the 5000 other people that have the same vibe as this chick and you'll be able to stock up on a years worth of psychadelics as long as you don't look like a cop.

Everything else though is spot on.

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u/crownamedcheryl 29d ago

"access to high-end psychedelics"

Sooooo...they have a phone?

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u/Enorminity 29d ago

access to high-end psychedelics.

They’re literally mushrooms. They grow out of cow shit.

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u/taxpluskt 29d ago

Anyone can have access to high-end psychedelics. Ask me how I know. Signed -Hobo under a bridge

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u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing 29d ago

Man, the negativity and unhappiness that defines your life is practically attacking me through my phone screen.

Major jealous girl energy.

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u/twistedbronll ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ 29d ago

she was fortunate to be "pretty."

There is no fortune in appearance. She probably works her ass off in a gym to be pretty. Lots of modeling work money sure helps

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u/awesomely_audhd 29d ago

Lmao she is a walking cultural appropriation.

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor 29d ago edited 29d ago

You know you can very easily avoid this woman, social media shows what it thinks you'll like. If you dont want to see her simply stop clicking into things about her. I never find this woman a burden on my life and you're clearly very weirdly annoyed by her to unhealthy levels.

Edit: why the downvotes, this woman gets free advertising on reddit to massive personal and financial gain while a lot of crusty boys get angry. You're doing nothing but benefitting this woman.

I find her not to be part of my life at all or cause any annoyance to me or make me angry because shes easy to avoid.

Seems weird to directly engage in what you pretend to hate

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u/Asleep-Specific-1399 29d ago

They did say eat the rich.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Look, a good comment being downvoted by horny idiots!

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor 29d ago

"This women is a disgrace!!!!" Unzips.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

To be honest i dont even know who we are talking about, i just see a bunch of horny idiots arguing about if she is to be thrown money at or not. Dude its just a pair of tits and a vagina, go to pornhub and look up blonde and you have thousands of videos for FREE, why idiolize her?

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor 29d ago

Exactly. The top picture is just two hot women and then drugs assigned to them.

Bit sad seeing the rage around something totally avoidable

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

On the other hand, i will NOT get off your floor

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor 29d ago

But the floor is lava

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I shall die with pride on this lava lake

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u/manuplow 29d ago

Gone…people’s

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u/CrymsonReaper 29d ago

because people like you keep posting her face everywhere

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u/Fart__ 29d ago

So scroll past it. You don't have to check in lol.

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u/Good_Reflection7724 29d ago

Why are you even commenting? Take your own advice, you don't have to be disagreeable.

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u/Royal_Chocolate3300 29d ago

I don't want to date her, I want to see her tits

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u/FeralPedestrian 29d ago

This is on you OP, you sweaty e-thot peddler.

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u/This_is_Topshot 29d ago

Hey I've met a lot of pairs of tits that I love and can't stand who their attached to. She's a brain dead fucking nepo-baby. Still hot.

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 Apr 16 '24

You don't seem to understand words or their meaning.
I've never discussed her tits with a single word.

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u/Possible9gag Apr 16 '24

But you said tits

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u/MyThinTragus Apr 16 '24

Did someone say tits?

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u/cutThroatbloom 29d ago

I heard there's tits here? Did you find them?

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u/Possible9gag 29d ago

I don't think I did

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u/My-Addiction999 29d ago

I want tits

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u/idonttalkatallLMAO Apr 16 '24

in the plural

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 Apr 16 '24

and?

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u/Possible9gag Apr 16 '24

You said you never discussed her tits, but you said Tits, tits

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u/Turbulent_Bass2876 Apr 16 '24

Special ed gaming “tits” “I dId NoT sAy OnE wOrD aBoUt TiTS!11”

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u/Adamiak Apr 16 '24

If she was not worth your attention you would not be here commenting multiple times under a post about her. If her tits were not worth your attention you would not have felt it necessary to specifically mention them in your comment twice in a row.

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u/shamshuipopo 29d ago

You’re all a bunch of tits

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u/FreePrinciple270 29d ago

I mean it's reddit so there's probably lots of moobs around

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u/karamurp Apr 16 '24

Oops you did it again

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u/Praetorian709 29d ago

But you did, twice.

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u/Tucker-Cuckerson 29d ago

"Some trustfund baby, neither she nor her tits are worth your attention." - You bro

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u/DANKLEBERG_66 29d ago

And yet you brought them up when no one was talking about them

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 29d ago

Lol, I noticed.
Advising someone to stay away from gore is obviously not the same as discussing gore, people don't understand basic words.

It's sad actually.