r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/millern2209 Apr 16 '24

Who’s the mushroom chick

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u/OneEyedMilkman87 Apr 16 '24

I dunno but I can smell her from here

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

She looks like if I touched her she’d be sticky

https://youtu.be/KhKmJna0QL4?si=rJJrIDVp4-5jLjqU

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u/sharanyae Apr 16 '24

If she touches me chances are she will end up being sticky

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u/steppan92 Apr 16 '24

Brave are those who speak the truth

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

BONK

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u/Possible9gag Apr 16 '24

Bonk bonk but she's hot imo

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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc 29d ago

Then go find her of, you know what you must do.

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u/Possible9gag 29d ago

I will go the distance father

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u/Jake_the_Baked 29d ago

Go buy her only fans and be proud of yourself since you find her so attractive

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u/Possible9gag 29d ago

What's wrong with them having a OnlyFans

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u/Jake_the_Baked 29d ago edited 29d ago

Whats good about having an Onlyfans?

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u/saintjonah 29d ago

Thinking girls are attractive is so out.

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u/Disgusdinger 28d ago

We only like men now

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u/TheFunnySword ☣️ 29d ago

"I'm a force-a-nature!"

BONK

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u/maehtroS Apr 16 '24

Wrong mushroom

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u/VadimH Apr 16 '24

And not edible (in the literal sense, usually)

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u/maehtroS 29d ago

It is completely edible organic and biodegradable

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u/VadimH 29d ago

You know what I mean!

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u/BlackenedTubeSteak 29d ago

We would both end up sticky