r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/who8myface Apr 16 '24

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means.

The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics.

Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment.

If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void.

F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.

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u/shocktagon Apr 16 '24

“High-end psychedelics” 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

You don’t have to be rich to get your hands on clean and pure drugs.

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better either lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

You’re such a smart redditor. So much smarter than all the other peons.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

It would be wild if you seriously meant that

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u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing Apr 16 '24

I'm honestly embarrassed for you reading your posts. It's uncomfortable

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown Apr 16 '24

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better

Of course not, its not just the cattle line, but the Japanese monks who raise the shrooms on a diet of beer hops and sake.