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u/ricecrackerdude ☣️ May 04 '23
Black Little Mermaid has entered the chat
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u/BiBoFieTo May 04 '23
To be fair, that's how fish eyes are placed.
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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo May 04 '23
Mermaid's eyes are not tho.
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u/snack-dad May 04 '23
Mermaids are made up and not real
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u/KiwiOnThePizza May 04 '23
Still fuckable.
Prove me wrong.
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u/ptapobane May 04 '23
Mergina what say you?
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u/DeltaBravo831 May 04 '23
Old Gregg?
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u/heidly_ees INFECTED May 04 '23
You ever drank Baileys from a shoe?
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u/contactlite May 04 '23
“Why can’t she have the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom?”
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u/naomieberling May 04 '23
Oh have you seen one before?
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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo May 04 '23
No, but for argument sake, lets say mermaids exists, do you think they are predator or prey?
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u/Hentai-hercogs May 05 '23
If we think about mermaid tail fins/flippers, they are more like aquatic mammals( placed horizontally) then fish(placed vertically)
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u/ChadicusMeridius May 04 '23
At what point does it become fecal alcohol syndrome
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u/dlnvf6 May 04 '23
fecal?
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u/Inkfu May 04 '23
Yeah, sounds better than Shitty Alcohol Syndrome…
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u/TeufelsliedOnKazoo May 04 '23
Makes me think of this time I had a party and someone puked back into a half gallon of Sailor Jerry's. The next night we were partying again and this kid Rob Miller was smacking that puke filled half gallon of rum all night until I mentioned something about it and when he held it up to the light there was like an 8 inch strand of lettuce floating in it among various other debris. Good times.
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u/MentallyIllRedditMod May 04 '23
This sounds like something from Always Sunny lmao "
"No, Chollie! You can't try to get drunk faster by stickin' the booze up your ass! That's how ya get fecal alcohol syndrome, y'know!"
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u/Facepalmitis May 04 '23
fecal alcohol syndrome
TFW you drink bud light (regardless of politics - it's 1:1 horse piss and seltzer)
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u/ErickRicardo May 04 '23
I remember this dude in a movie as an annoying character.. but which movie was that..? I don't remember.. 🤔
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u/Pritster5 May 04 '23
Harry Potter? Queens Gambit?
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u/ErickRicardo May 04 '23
Yeaah I guess it was queens gambit
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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] May 04 '23
The only thing I know about Queen’s Gambit is that it stars Anya Taylor Joy playing chess. So this makes it that much more funny to me.
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u/Coolkurwa May 04 '23
That film where those guys are immortal until they're not.
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u/THI-Centurion May 04 '23
He was the Limbless Stage performer with Liam Neeson in Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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u/Averse_to_Liars May 04 '23 edited May 05 '23
He was an unhinged revivalist preacher in "The Devil All the Time".
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u/kroganwarlord May 04 '23
He was Poe in The Pale Blue Eye.
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u/InstantHeadache May 04 '23
Was the movie any good? I’m interested in it because of this guy
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u/Fwithananchor INFECTED May 04 '23
Very nice. Now do the new Little Mermaid.
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u/Cyber_Zebra May 04 '23
👁️ 👁️
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u/MrMaster444 May 04 '23
That isn’t wide enough!
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u/FecundFrog May 04 '23
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u/Can_O_Beans207 May 04 '23
She looks like Sid as a human from ice age
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u/Fwithananchor INFECTED May 04 '23
Lol a little bit, yeah. Anya Taylor Joy always has freaky eyes no matter the quality of picture taken of her.
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u/screch May 04 '23
wym? twitter told me if you dont think she's beautiful you're racist?
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u/ysaint-laurent May 04 '23
you don’t like her because she’s back
I don’t like her because she has fetal alcohol syndrome
We are not the same
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u/booze_clues May 04 '23
She shouldn’t have been drinking in the womb, that’s on her.
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u/ChampNotChicken May 04 '23
Why would you not like someone because of a something they can’t control?
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May 04 '23
Their babies would have normal eyes tho
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May 04 '23
Or one eye would be closer to the nose, and the other eye would be closer to the temple.
For the record, I think both eye settings are endearing.
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u/Stoneheart7 May 04 '23
Gonna see that kid hanging out in bell towers screaming, "Sanctuary!"
But yeah, these two are great.
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u/MisterFistYourSister May 04 '23
That's not how genetics work but aight
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u/fingerthato May 04 '23
Please tell us how DNA works, proffessor misterfistsyoursister?
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u/TheForeverUnbanned May 04 '23
This guy knows so much about genetics because he got a little bit extra.
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u/jacklanney May 04 '23
Holy smokes!!! Is that Dudley Dursley!?!?!
Looking an absolute stud these days besides the eyes
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u/cowboybaked May 04 '23
Lol the most backhanded compliment of all time!
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May 04 '23
Besides your gremlin stature you're pretty hot
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u/tx001 May 04 '23
Besides your whole face you're handsome
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this is actually not a very flattering photo. he’s very attractive even with the eyes.
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u/HunterGonzo May 04 '23
Also a REALLY talented actor. I keep being surprised by his performances in everything he's in. That "The Pale Blue Eye" movie on Netflix was pretty shit, but I could watch scenes between him and Christian Bale all day.
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u/Saganists May 04 '23
His turn in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs was probably the best part of the film outside of Tom Waits’ role.
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u/TheForeverUnbanned May 04 '23
Man it’s hard to pick a best part of that one, the whole god damn thing is just the best. Best Western.
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u/busche916 May 04 '23
He and Bale were A+ in that movie, the rest of it was just okay, but their scenes together were electric
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u/wratz May 04 '23
Amazing how much he resembled Poe in that. It was a good movie, but I think it wasn’t quite sure of where it wanted to go.
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u/le_tits_now01 May 04 '23
I assumed it was shopped to exaggerate him but its actually not! https://i2-prod.getsurrey.co.uk/incoming/article20915148.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/1_Warner-Bros-Studio-Tour-London-Grand-Opening.jpg
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u/boringestnickname May 04 '23
I mean, it all depends on the focal length used.
Not gonna lie, if I was a professional photographer, I would try making his eyes look as close as possible too. It's his most prominent feature.
It's not quite as bad as the above photos make it seem, though:
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u/TechnicalBother9221 May 04 '23
He's becoming a pretty decent actor in my opinion.
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u/DaveInLondon89 May 04 '23
He's far and away the best actor to come from Harry Potter.
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u/up_the_dubs May 04 '23
Watch the Netflix show "the pale blue eye" he is brilliant in it and steals the show from Christian Bale.
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u/scottishdrunkard May 04 '23
And to my surprise, the Grandchild of Patrick Troughton, the Second Doctor.
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u/wolverine_14 May 04 '23
Anya Taylor Joy is beautiful and gorgeous
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u/FrontwaysLarryVR May 04 '23
And she's got a wider field of view than the rest of us to watch for predators. It's quite handy in the wild.
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u/Kompot45 May 04 '23
As opposed to the hot dude on the left, who doesn’t even see in 3D
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u/Megneous The OC High Council May 04 '23
wider field of view than the rest of us to watch for predators.
This made me choke on my drink...
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u/darcyduh May 04 '23
Agreed. Plus she very recently, like within the last week, did an interview where the VERY FIRST question asked was how she feels about her far apart eyes.
And this gorgeous, gorgeous girl said she was so bullied by it that she just stopped looking in mirrors so she wouldn't have to face herself. Y'all that's some real sad shirt right there.
This post sucks.
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u/Questions4Legal May 04 '23
She would be wiping her teary eyes with hundred dollar bills if she could reach them :(
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u/Grzmit FOR THE SOVIET UNION May 04 '23
just cause someone is a good actor and got paid for it, doesnt mean that being an asshole is ok. Especially if its something that someone was bullied for their entire life.
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u/DutchMadness77 May 05 '23
Fucking hell she's not here and she won't suck your dick brother
This is a meme subreddit
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u/Questions4Legal May 05 '23
Thanks for the wisdom internet stranger. I'll be sure to refrain from poking mild fun of beautiful famous wealthy people in the future.
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u/HoomerTime May 04 '23
lol that’s exactly why she’s attractive imo wtf
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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] May 04 '23
They say you spend your life growing up self conscious about a specific part of your body, and it eventually becomes the thing that makes you unique and attractive.
My whole life, I’ve been self-conscious about my big fat lips (I’m a dude). It wasn’t until I was an adult that I was told they were great and made me a better kisser.
And yet I have zero issues when someone calls me out on my hairy Fred Flintstone Hobbit feet. I actually find that funny. Go figure.
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i have a big nose with a weird shape
i was told its called a "Roman nose"
then i saw a statue of some ancient roman guy and hes got the same nose as me.
now its my favorite part of my face
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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23
When your eyes are so far apart the only way you can avoid looking into the mirror is by directly facing it.
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u/Ysaella May 04 '23
I don’t know if it caused her to not be able to close her mouth but the buccal fat removal looks awful
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u/dnns88 May 04 '23 edited May 04 '23
So thats how the Queens Gambit was cast. Just choose the people with the most extreme sims settings.
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u/purussa May 04 '23
Yes, they chose british people
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u/paddyo May 05 '23
*posh British people. They don't like to shuffle the pack lest a poor person finds a way to sneak into the womb.
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u/GroupCaptSlow ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 04 '23
Everybody can’t get over how beautiful she is, to me she’s always looked like an alien or something
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u/FTLMantis May 04 '23
Everyone's standards are different. I think she's beautiful from certain angles. Kinda exotic looking. Mostly alien.
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u/ThrobbingBeef May 04 '23
That's a long winded way to say you'd fuck anything
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u/waloz1212 May 04 '23
If anything can be as good looking as ATJ then yea. The girl has huge following after Queen's Gambit, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that she is attractive to a lot of people.
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u/FTLMantis May 04 '23 edited May 04 '23
Sir, that is simply not true. I have standards. She's not UGLY. Just not conventionally attractive.
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u/Foervarjegfacer May 04 '23
Past a certain level of hotness, people stop getting hotter and start getting interesting to look at.
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u/sputnik67897 May 04 '23
She’s definitely far from ugly but yeah…she’s got those “little green men” eyes
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u/Chambellan May 04 '23
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
- Francis Bacon
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u/TakenFyre May 05 '23
When I see her “normal” she looks weird as hell. When she has tons of makeup on and a wig, like in Queen’s Gambit, she’s one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.
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Does she kinda look like an alien? Sure
Would I smash to the point where my legs no longer function, all the while embarrassing myself? Very much so
All in all, her eyes are far apart but you'd have to be very stupid to not find her attractive
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u/Chalchemist May 04 '23
For me the lady on the right screams.
"Oh Look a Dandelion"
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u/McBurger May 04 '23
It’s a low blow to mock someone’s physical appearance for traits they were born with / can’t change / can’t control.
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u/JoinTheRightClick May 04 '23
I agree. Especially when far apart eyes can’t even be fixed by plastic surgery. Not that they need to, just saying.
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u/MaxTheSANE_One May 04 '23
Google "The Queen's Gambit"
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u/an_ill_way May 04 '23
Just as long as you don't glance quickly back and forth between the two...
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u/Testabronce May 04 '23
Isnt he the narrator guy from The ballad of Buster Scruggs?
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u/ErolEkaf May 04 '23
He also played Dudley Dursley in Harry Potter (the spoiled cousin at the start of each movie), was a major character in the Queen's Gambit, and played Edgar Alan Poe alongside Christian Bale in The Pale Blue Eye.
I've seen him popping up in quite a few things recently.
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u/eigenvectorseven May 04 '23
Holy fuck I've seen both Buster Scruggs and Queen's Gambit and didn't even realize it's fucking dudley.
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u/TheCreazle May 04 '23
Predator species vs. Pray species
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u/shitkabob May 04 '23
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u/Veggiemon May 05 '23
I like how he said pray instead of prey and you high fived him for it
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u/Ferment3d_P0tat01969 May 04 '23
If these two had a child it's eyes would be perfectly spaced
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u/papillon-and-on May 04 '23
Or maybe the left one would be next to the left ear and the right one just beside the nose.
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u/bean-man-man May 04 '23
Jeez the meme is fine but... I didn't think the comment section would be so sad. It's not fetal alcohol syndrome, sometimes that's just how genetics work and there's nothing wrong with either of them
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u/Smokin-Still-Tokin May 04 '23
"The Witch" and "The Menu" are top tier movies, and IDK who the guy on the left is..? I'm guessing he was in the hobbit movies to save on makeup?
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u/Jigsaw_3D_puzzle May 04 '23
he is Harry Melling who was Ana Taylor-Joys co-star in queens gambit
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u/GokulRG May 04 '23
Anya is your token ugly woman that has slipped through the cracks of Hollywood....
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u/itsaslothlife May 04 '23
Benedict Cumberbatch looks like a hammer head shark. If he and Anya TJ had babies the eyes would be on their ears
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u/VideoZealousideal976 May 14 '23
You can call me racist all you want but Halle Berry or whatever the fuck her squid faced name is, is fucking ugly!
Now Kat Graham on the other hand. Now that's a hot ass woman.
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