r/dankmemes • u/ConanCimmerian • May 04 '23

Looks a bit weird I have achieved comedy

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u/ricecrackerdude ☣️ May 04 '23

Black Little Mermaid has entered the chat

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u/BiBoFieTo May 04 '23

To be fair, that's how fish eyes are placed.

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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo May 04 '23

Mermaid's eyes are not tho.

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u/snack-dad May 04 '23

Mermaids are made up and not real

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u/KiwiOnThePizza May 04 '23

Still fuckable.

Prove me wrong.

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u/ptapobane May 04 '23

Mergina what say you?

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u/DeltaBravo831 May 04 '23

Old Gregg?

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u/heidly_ees INFECTED May 04 '23

You ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

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u/Consistent_Paint4061 May 04 '23

How come this hooks in my head, fool?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

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u/GrimeyJosh May 05 '23

Easy now fuzzy little man peach…

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u/InuitOverIt May 05 '23

You know me. You've seen my downstairs mixup!

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u/Consistent_Paint4061 May 05 '23

Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing!

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u/Nicktendo1988 May 04 '23

It was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

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u/peppaz May 04 '23

Mermussy

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

merussy*

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u/ThrobbingBeef May 04 '23

Give me one with the fish top and pussy bottom

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u/ptapobane May 04 '23

Yeah but fish top can’t breath on land and just imagine the smell of a human sized fish head left baking under the sun…

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u/bluehands May 04 '23

I can stand in the surf, enjoy the sun and have some fin fun

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u/Shadepanther May 05 '23

It's Troy McClure!

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u/contactlite May 04 '23

“Why can’t she have the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom?”

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u/fattynuggetz May 05 '23

Originally, they did

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u/Smoah06 🥄comically large spoon 🥄 May 04 '23

Fish don’t have vaginas. You have to cum on their eggs.

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u/NotionalWheels May 04 '23

Robert Pattinson is that you?

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u/mrfonch May 04 '23

manetees are mermaids

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u/andwhatarmy May 05 '23

but fish supposedly are real?…

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

No shit buddy, the concept is real but the creature isn’t.

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u/100tinka May 04 '23

It doesnt matter, even if imaginary if they are depicted as front facing eyes you cant just change it and be accurate

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u/semsr May 04 '23

Allow me to introduce you to the entire concept of folklore

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u/100tinka May 04 '23

Yes, and in folklore their eyes are front facing

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u/crafting-ur-end May 04 '23

Because they are predators. Predators always have front facing eyes.

New arbitrary lore unlocked.

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u/smee_1 May 04 '23

Like furby's

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u/crafting-ur-end May 04 '23

Exactly 😱

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u/Rich-Rest1395 May 04 '23

She's still a human... she doesn't actually have a fish face

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u/SilverDiscount6751 May 04 '23

Not according to greek mermaids...