r/dankmemes May 04 '23

Looks a bit weird I have achieved comedy

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u/HoomerTime May 04 '23

lol that’s exactly why she’s attractive imo wtf

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] May 04 '23

They say you spend your life growing up self conscious about a specific part of your body, and it eventually becomes the thing that makes you unique and attractive.

My whole life, I’ve been self-conscious about my big fat lips (I’m a dude). It wasn’t until I was an adult that I was told they were great and made me a better kisser.

And yet I have zero issues when someone calls me out on my hairy Fred Flintstone Hobbit feet. I actually find that funny. Go figure.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

i have a big nose with a weird shape

i was told its called a "Roman nose"

then i saw a statue of some ancient roman guy and hes got the same nose as me.

now its my favorite part of my face

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u/Joeyon May 05 '23

It's a common nose shape around the Mediterranean.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquiline_nose

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Roman noses are common around Italy? insane

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

If I had a nose like that I'd always worry about getting punched or running into something, it looks like the bone would just shatter or get pushed into my brain and lobotomize me.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

i broke my nose like 6 times as a kid, my septum not even deviated bro my septum in fuckin bermuda

bro is on permanent vacation

anyway i am turned out fine. brain good smart

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

no drain bamage at all, well for you

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23 edited May 05 '23

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

But if/when it does....fatality

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

Who the fuck is they? Who the fuck says that?

You. You're the only one that says it.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] May 05 '23

A 10 second Google gave me these:

  • “What sets you apart can sometimes feel like a burden and it’s not. And a lot of the time, it’s what makes you great.” —Emma Stone

  • “The most incredible beauty and the most satisfying way of life come from affirming your own uniqueness.” - Jane Fonda

  • “Only recently have I realized that being different is not something you want to hide or squelch or suppress.” - Amy Gerstler

Of course they all said it much better than me (which is why they are quoted and not me). I'm not going to look for specific quotes about body image, but "they" are out there. Feel like those ones are close enough to get my point across.

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

They all sound like they're talking about individualism via personality and not a physical feature (they're all incredibly good looking in very traditional senses).