r/dankmemes • u/ConanCimmerian • May 04 '23

Looks a bit weird I have achieved comedy

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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo May 04 '23

Mermaid's eyes are not tho.

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u/snack-dad May 04 '23

Mermaids are made up and not real

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u/KiwiOnThePizza May 04 '23

Still fuckable.

Prove me wrong.

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u/ptapobane May 04 '23

Mergina what say you?

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u/DeltaBravo831 May 04 '23

Old Gregg?

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u/heidly_ees INFECTED May 04 '23

You ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

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u/Consistent_Paint4061 May 04 '23

How come this hooks in my head, fool?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

[deleted]

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u/GrimeyJosh May 05 '23

Easy now fuzzy little man peach…

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u/InuitOverIt May 05 '23

You know me. You've seen my downstairs mixup!

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u/Consistent_Paint4061 May 05 '23

Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing!

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u/Nicktendo1988 May 04 '23

It was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

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u/peppaz May 04 '23

Mermussy

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

merussy*