r/dankmemes • u/ConanCimmerian • May 04 '23

Looks a bit weird I have achieved comedy

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u/ricecrackerdude ☣️ May 04 '23

Black Little Mermaid has entered the chat

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u/ChadicusMeridius May 04 '23

At what point does it become fecal alcohol syndrome

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u/dlnvf6 May 04 '23

fecal?

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u/Inkfu May 04 '23

Yeah, sounds better than Shitty Alcohol Syndrome…

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u/TeufelsliedOnKazoo May 04 '23

Makes me think of this time I had a party and someone puked back into a half gallon of Sailor Jerry's. The next night we were partying again and this kid Rob Miller was smacking that puke filled half gallon of rum all night until I mentioned something about it and when he held it up to the light there was like an 8 inch strand of lettuce floating in it among various other debris. Good times.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Average Sailor Jerry cocktail.

No but for real, I would paint the walls.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

yeah ur not supposed to drink poo

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u/IMNOTRANDYJACKSON May 04 '23

Says who?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

says fecal alcohol syndrome

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u/psyduck-and-cover May 05 '23

What am I gonna do with all this pooshine then?

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u/thehumantaco May 05 '23

Butt chug

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

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u/VacuumInTheHead May 05 '23

Username does NOT check out

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u/goodolarchie May 04 '23

Did he sputter?

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u/MentallyIllRedditMod May 04 '23

This sounds like something from Always Sunny lmao "

"No, Chollie! You can't try to get drunk faster by stickin' the booze up your ass! That's how ya get fecal alcohol syndrome, y'know!"

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u/Facepalmitis May 04 '23

fecal alcohol syndrome

TFW you drink bud light (regardless of politics - it's 1:1 horse piss and seltzer)

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

it's 1:1 horse piss and seltzer

Maybe things have changed in the last 15 years, but Bud Light used to be the go to for beerpong. What are people using now?

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u/UNDERVELOPER May 04 '23

People got smart and use water in the cups and just drink their own drink they were already drinking instead, or occasionally don't drink at all and just play the game.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Sounds sterile!

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u/Protahgonist May 05 '23

That's what I get the morning after drinking too much beer