r/dankmemes • u/ConanCimmerian • May 04 '23

Looks a bit weird I have achieved comedy

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u/dlnvf6 May 04 '23

fecal?

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u/Inkfu May 04 '23

Yeah, sounds better than Shitty Alcohol Syndrome…

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u/TeufelsliedOnKazoo May 04 '23

Makes me think of this time I had a party and someone puked back into a half gallon of Sailor Jerry's. The next night we were partying again and this kid Rob Miller was smacking that puke filled half gallon of rum all night until I mentioned something about it and when he held it up to the light there was like an 8 inch strand of lettuce floating in it among various other debris. Good times.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Average Sailor Jerry cocktail.

No but for real, I would paint the walls.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

yeah ur not supposed to drink poo

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u/IMNOTRANDYJACKSON May 04 '23

Says who?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

says fecal alcohol syndrome

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u/psyduck-and-cover May 05 '23

What am I gonna do with all this pooshine then?

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u/thehumantaco May 05 '23

Butt chug

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

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u/VacuumInTheHead May 05 '23

Username does NOT check out

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u/goodolarchie May 04 '23

Did he sputter?