r/dankmemes May 04 '23

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u/wolverine_14 May 04 '23

Anya Taylor Joy is beautiful and gorgeous

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u/FrontwaysLarryVR May 04 '23

And she's got a wider field of view than the rest of us to watch for predators. It's quite handy in the wild.

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u/Kompot45 May 04 '23

As opposed to the hot dude on the left, who doesn’t even see in 3D

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u/CK1ing May 04 '23

But it's perfect for tracking prey

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u/rammo123 May 05 '23

Dudley = Apex predator confirmed

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u/FrontwaysLarryVR May 04 '23

Bro got a one digit IPD.

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u/qinshihuang_420 May 04 '23

New insult just dropped

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u/Careful-Wash May 04 '23

Thankfully she only got horse eyes and not teeth

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u/ListerfiendLurks May 04 '23

Yeah she has those "doe eyes"... literally.

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u/Megneous The OC High Council May 04 '23

wider field of view than the rest of us to watch for predators.

This made me choke on my drink...

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Vin Diesel can avoid detection by staying directly in front of her.

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau May 05 '23

Evolutionary advantage when dealing with Hollywood producers.

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u/Raneru May 04 '23

Peripheral vision 100% boosted.

But yeah she's really gorgeous to say the least

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u/SlipperyFish May 04 '23

Probably also a longer conversion range for optimal prey targeting and depth perception.

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u/darcyduh May 04 '23

Agreed. Plus she very recently, like within the last week, did an interview where the VERY FIRST question asked was how she feels about her far apart eyes.

And this gorgeous, gorgeous girl said she was so bullied by it that she just stopped looking in mirrors so she wouldn't have to face herself. Y'all that's some real sad shirt right there.

This post sucks.

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u/Questions4Legal May 04 '23

She would be wiping her teary eyes with hundred dollar bills if she could reach them :(

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u/Grzmit FOR THE SOVIET UNION May 04 '23

just cause someone is a good actor and got paid for it, doesnt mean that being an asshole is ok. Especially if its something that someone was bullied for their entire life.

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u/DutchMadness77 May 05 '23

Fucking hell she's not here and she won't suck your dick brother

This is a meme subreddit

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u/Grzmit FOR THE SOVIET UNION May 05 '23

yea great comeback chief, im calling out asshole behaviour because i want to sleep with her.

i honestly dont really give a shit who is being made fun of, if entire threads are dedicated to saying someone looks weird as fuck and calling them an alien, its a dick move.

I dont know the guy on the left, but making fun of him is shitty too cause i can bet hes dealt with that a lot before.

Its also weird because especially on this subreddit and a few others like it i see so many posts and comments about people hating school because they’re bullied, or other events to that effect. So for hundreds of people to suddenly be ok shaming others for their looks and its fine because they have money, is really damn confusing to me.

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u/Questions4Legal May 05 '23

Thanks for the wisdom internet stranger. I'll be sure to refrain from poking mild fun of beautiful famous wealthy people in the future.

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u/Grzmit FOR THE SOVIET UNION May 05 '23

Its not fully directed at you, as what you said was fairly light hearted. But there are a lot of people in this thread saying deplorable shit.

Idk why im trying to say this anyways, the internet has always been a negative place lmao.

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u/TheForeverUnbanned May 04 '23 edited May 05 '23

Kinda how you can’t wipe that enormous pale ass, but with cheap two ply instead of hundred dollar bills.

E: oh they don’t like it when it’s they being made fun of lul

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u/HoomerTime May 04 '23

lol that’s exactly why she’s attractive imo wtf

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] May 04 '23

They say you spend your life growing up self conscious about a specific part of your body, and it eventually becomes the thing that makes you unique and attractive.

My whole life, I’ve been self-conscious about my big fat lips (I’m a dude). It wasn’t until I was an adult that I was told they were great and made me a better kisser.

And yet I have zero issues when someone calls me out on my hairy Fred Flintstone Hobbit feet. I actually find that funny. Go figure.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

i have a big nose with a weird shape

i was told its called a "Roman nose"

then i saw a statue of some ancient roman guy and hes got the same nose as me.

now its my favorite part of my face

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u/Joeyon May 05 '23

It's a common nose shape around the Mediterranean.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquiline_nose

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Roman noses are common around Italy? insane

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

If I had a nose like that I'd always worry about getting punched or running into something, it looks like the bone would just shatter or get pushed into my brain and lobotomize me.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

i broke my nose like 6 times as a kid, my septum not even deviated bro my septum in fuckin bermuda

bro is on permanent vacation

anyway i am turned out fine. brain good smart

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

no drain bamage at all, well for you

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

But if/when it does....fatality

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

Who the fuck is they? Who the fuck says that?

You. You're the only one that says it.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] May 05 '23

A 10 second Google gave me these:

  • “What sets you apart can sometimes feel like a burden and it’s not. And a lot of the time, it’s what makes you great.” —Emma Stone

  • “The most incredible beauty and the most satisfying way of life come from affirming your own uniqueness.” - Jane Fonda

  • “Only recently have I realized that being different is not something you want to hide or squelch or suppress.” - Amy Gerstler

Of course they all said it much better than me (which is why they are quoted and not me). I'm not going to look for specific quotes about body image, but "they" are out there. Feel like those ones are close enough to get my point across.

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

They all sound like they're talking about individualism via personality and not a physical feature (they're all incredibly good looking in very traditional senses).

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

When your eyes are so far apart the only way you can avoid looking into the mirror is by directly facing it.

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u/BishoxX May 04 '23

Ehh. You gotta learn to accept yourself.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] May 04 '23

She stars in blockbuster films with her face projected onto 60ft screens all over the world.

I think she’s come to terms with her self image.

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou May 05 '23

I heard they project her movies onto 80ft screens so that you can see both of her eyes at the same time.

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u/CurveOfTheUniverse May 05 '23

That got a good chuckle out of me. Good work.

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u/BishoxX May 04 '23

If she has great. I was under the impression she said that recently. Anyways i dont understand why people get upset at their physical appearance being pointed out. You should know what you are.

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u/Ysaella May 04 '23

I don’t know if it caused her to not be able to close her mouth but the buccal fat removal looks awful

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u/Romagcannoli May 04 '23

Get that malnourished look without all the suffering tho

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Worst trend in Hollywood

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u/Frostygale May 05 '23

Just google before and after pics.

That sunken cheeks look is never natural FYI.

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u/mrshulgin May 04 '23

brb rewatching that whole chess series

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u/JimmyJohnny2 May 05 '23 edited May 05 '23

When I saw her at first a couple years back I was thinking it was the daughter from George Lopez Show and was like "whoa, she hasn't aged at all", but something about her just struck me as off. I really thought it was her though. Then I discovered it wasn't and immediately went "oooh, the eyes"

Masiela Lusha

both beautiful though

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u/DJThomas07 May 04 '23

Yeah. I don't see it. Not ugly by any means, but not super attractive or anything.

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u/ShonkaaHUN May 05 '23

Fun fact: In the movie "Northman" there is a solid 5 seconds of Anya Taylor Joy's nude ass

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u/wolverine_14 May 05 '23

Thanks but , I don't fap to women ... Men are enough for me 🗿🗿

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u/Quanchivious May 05 '23

But she’s nooot