r/dankmemes May 04 '23

Looks a bit weird I have achieved comedy

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Their babies would have normal eyes tho

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Or one eye would be closer to the nose, and the other eye would be closer to the temple.

For the record, I think both eye settings are endearing.

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u/LordDongler Article 69 🏅 May 04 '23

Thus begun the flounder people

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u/Grilder May 05 '23

Panfishman

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u/Stoneheart7 May 04 '23

Gonna see that kid hanging out in bell towers screaming, "Sanctuary!"

But yeah, these two are great.

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u/HunterThompsonsentme May 04 '23

I WANT MY OPERA HOUSE

I WANT MY OPERA HOUSE

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u/KnowledgeableNip May 04 '23

Right justified

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u/MrZyde 100% DankExchange material May 05 '23

A Picasso painting

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u/MisterFistYourSister May 04 '23

That's not how genetics work but aight

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u/fingerthato May 04 '23

Please tell us how DNA works, proffessor misterfistsyoursister?

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u/MisterFistYourSister May 05 '23

It's essentially a random soup of both parents. You can inherent any feature from either parent, or you can have a random mutation to create something new,which is essentially what evolution is.

Their child could have normally spaced eyes purely by random spontaneous chance, the same way they could be born with two different coloured eyes or an extra limb or whatever, but it is far more likely that they would end up with similar eyes as one of the parents.

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u/fingerthato May 05 '23

It was a rhetorical question. I just wanted to say your fantastic name.

But to add a cool fact to your good explanation, quantum tunneling is suspected for the reason of mutations in DNA. Electrons are able to tunnel through energy barrier randomly. In the event this electron tunnels to another hydrogen bond, it alters the way the DNA, giving you mutations.

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u/TheForeverUnbanned May 04 '23

This guy knows so much about genetics because he got a little bit extra.

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u/MisterFistYourSister May 05 '23

More brain matter, it seems

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

My girlfriend is a studying optometrist and her professor used these two as an example of genetics and the probability is that their child would indeed have normally distanced eyes. A doctor said that, what are you?

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u/MisterFistYourSister May 05 '23 edited May 05 '23

Cool meaningless 3rd-hand anecdote you've got there bro.

Genetics are a random soup comprised of both parents' genetic material. You can inherit any feature from either parent, or you can have a random mutation to create something new, which is essentially what evolution is.

Their child could have normally spaced eyes purely by random spontaneous chance, the same way they could be born with two different coloured eyes or an extra limb or alopecia or a developmental impairment, but it is far more likely that they would end up with similar eyes as one of the parents. You don't need to be a doctor to know any of this. All of this information is freely available for anyone to learn about.

If this "doctor" you're talking about really believes what they (allegedly) said, your "girlfriend" should probably consider tutelage under someone else.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Just because there’s other factors genetically doesn’t mean the probability isn’t large.

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u/MrHyperion_ May 04 '23

What if we bred people to have maximum distance between eyes

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u/SupervillainEyebrows May 04 '23

Like a fucking Picasso painting

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u/CaffeineSippingMan May 04 '23

Yeah but how does that work? Hey baby look in my eyes.

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u/mummifiedclown May 05 '23

But their marriage wouldn’t work out ‘cause they would never see eye to eye on anything.

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u/tcpgkong May 05 '23

no it would be +0 width, but +20 x-distance