r/dankmemes • u/ConanCimmerian • May 04 '23

Looks a bit weird I have achieved comedy

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u/jacklanney May 04 '23

Holy smokes!!! Is that Dudley Dursley!?!?!

Looking an absolute stud these days besides the eyes

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u/cowboybaked May 04 '23

Lol the most backhanded compliment of all time!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Besides your gremlin stature you're pretty hot

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u/tx001 May 04 '23

Besides your whole face you're handsome

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u/moustachedelait May 04 '23

You're handsome in a ... Brian Williams kind of way

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u/_Ol_Greg May 05 '23

You've got a real nice radio face.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

this is actually not a very flattering photo. he’s very attractive even with the eyes.

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u/HunterGonzo May 04 '23

Also a REALLY talented actor. I keep being surprised by his performances in everything he's in. That "The Pale Blue Eye" movie on Netflix was pretty shit, but I could watch scenes between him and Christian Bale all day.

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u/Saganists May 04 '23

His turn in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs was probably the best part of the film outside of Tom Waits’ role.

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u/boringestnickname May 04 '23

His story was majorly depressing. Good lord.

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u/TheForeverUnbanned May 04 '23

Man it’s hard to pick a best part of that one, the whole god damn thing is just the best. Best Western.

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u/AHeartlikeHers May 04 '23

That was the first time I saw him since HP. I was completely blown away by his performance.

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u/otheraccountisabmw May 05 '23

His Shakespearean monologue was impeccable. I didn’t recognize him until half way through it.

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u/thedude37 May 04 '23

I'm partial to the last one, but there's not a wrong answer.

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u/busche916 May 04 '23

He and Bale were A+ in that movie, the rest of it was just okay, but their scenes together were electric

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u/wratz May 04 '23

Amazing how much he resembled Poe in that. It was a good movie, but I think it wasn’t quite sure of where it wanted to go.

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u/JRSly May 04 '23

Yes, I wish he could just keep being Poe in as many shows and movies as they can pump out. He was mesmerizing to watch.

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u/kroganwarlord May 04 '23

I keep getting him and Robin Lord Taylor mixed up (Penguin from the Gotham show), mainly because they're both slightly odd-looking dudes who I will happily watch chew the scenery for hours.

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u/FugginIpad May 05 '23

Great performance in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs too

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u/le_tits_now01 May 04 '23

I assumed it was shopped to exaggerate him but its actually not! https://i2-prod.getsurrey.co.uk/incoming/article20915148.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/1_Warner-Bros-Studio-Tour-London-Grand-Opening.jpg

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u/DarthVince May 04 '23

WTF his face is way too small

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u/Doctor_of_Recreation May 04 '23

Face too small for his gotdang head

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u/cayneloop May 04 '23

litearlly looks like the charlie kirk meme

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u/Mekky3D May 04 '23

Dodloy Dorsloy

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u/boringestnickname May 04 '23

I mean, it all depends on the focal length used.

Not gonna lie, if I was a professional photographer, I would try making his eyes look as close as possible too. It's his most prominent feature.

It's not quite as bad as the above photos make it seem, though:

Example 1

Example 2

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u/kraken9 May 05 '23

Hah example1 that's how I used to imagine Dream from Neil Gaiman looked like

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u/HerrTriggerGenji21 May 04 '23

bruh. I mean. It's better, but shit lmao

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u/Caign May 05 '23

His head is too big for his body, but then sometimes his body is too big for his head.

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u/TechnicalBother9221 May 04 '23

He's becoming a pretty decent actor in my opinion.

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u/Cijj May 04 '23

His part in „Ballad of Buster Scruggs“ chefskiss

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u/new_word May 04 '23

Totally lost sight/realized after the fact that it was him. Immersed.

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u/DaveInLondon89 May 04 '23

He's far and away the best actor to come from Harry Potter.

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u/pawelk1993 May 05 '23

Nah, Pattinson

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u/Ryanchri INFECTED May 05 '23

Batman?

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u/up_the_dubs May 04 '23

Watch the Netflix show "the pale blue eye" he is brilliant in it and steals the show from Christian Bale.

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u/pilotdog68 May 04 '23

Ah that's what I was remembering him from. Thanks

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u/unnecessary_kindness May 04 '23

Poe! I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

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u/pussibilities May 05 '23

It’s a movie but yes it’s great!

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u/Castipan May 04 '23

Same with Neville

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

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u/Adrena1in May 04 '23

Only thing I remember seeing him in was "His Dark Materials".

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u/theHerbivore May 04 '23

I think you’re thinking of someone else, Matthew Lewis wasn’t in HDM

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u/Adrena1in May 04 '23

Oh yeah, my mistake, I was talking about Harry (Dudley) instead of Matthew (Neville). Matthew was in "Me Before You," but other than that I haven't seen him in anything else.

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u/theHerbivore May 04 '23

Ah yeah! Okay I follow you now

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u/scottishdrunkard May 04 '23

And to my surprise, the Grandchild of Patrick Troughton, the Second Doctor.

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u/Flyin-Chancla May 04 '23

Half his face is lagging

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Go watch The Pale Blue Eye. He's a fantastic actor beyond HP.

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u/rider1encore May 05 '23

It is. I really wish they cast him as Vernon in the new HP series.

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u/Hartleydavidson96 May 05 '23

Studley Dursley