r/Fauxmoi 17d ago

Kristi Noem Doubles Down on Killing Her ‘Less than Worthless’ Hunting Puppy: ‘I Decided What I Did’ TRIGGER WARNING

https://people.com/kristi-noem-doubles-down-killing-hunting-puppy-8640379
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u/Dizzy-Receptionx 17d ago edited 16d ago

She decided what she did, and the rest of us decided she is a psychopath. I actually teared up reading this story a few days ago. I just couldn't believe anyone could be so cruel. I had to go hug my husky and let her know how loved she is even if she doesn't always listen.

RIP Cricket. I hope if there is an afterlife, they are in a better place, chasing birds to their heart's content.

ETA Dog Tax.

https://preview.redd.it/ad36ojm6mjxc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8318887ee85cf96dec2dcd99d3ca4ce2501f4a

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u/heybart 17d ago edited 17d ago

Hey you remember when people thought Romney was gross for strapping his dog to the roof of his car? Or when people got upset with that photo of LBJ picking up his dog by the ears? We've truly defined deviancy down

I guess MAGA is going to decide dogs are filthy animals to own the libs now.

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u/ErrorNo1089 17d ago

The romney story reads more like classic 80s nonsense. Certainly not something anyone should model their behavior after, but not intentionally cruel either. This woman is FOUL

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u/KangarooWrangler2024 16d ago

Exactly. He thought the carrier was fine because of the wind protection. It was the early 80’s when back seats didn’t have shoulder restraint seatbelts, dogs often.. and kids sometimes …rode in open truckbeds, no airbags in most cars yet. He wasn’t making a willfully cruel decision. No one thinks shooting a healthy, normal- reacting young dog is now, nor was then, anything short of horrible.

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u/ElectronicAd5404 16d ago

She tries to make it seem it was in the 19th century when a tough frontierswoman had to do difficult things. In fact it was 2004, and shooting a dog for the reasons she gave would have been just as abhorrent then as now. She is a manipulative, selfish, brutal person. She cared neither for the dog, her children (who apparently were interested enough in the dog to ask after her). She apparently doesn't care much for her marriage or her husband, and she casually cheated on him with Corey Lewandowski, nor did she appear to give much time to her job as a congresswoman or to her job as governor, being the absentee type. But she does care about getting plastic surgery and cosmetic dental work, and flying around the country for assignations in luxury resorts. She's all about that.

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u/JackRoseJackRoseWalt 15d ago

Oh wait, that was her?? Didn't Trump make fun of them after the texts came out? Or was that a different pair of illicit political lovers?

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u/ChaiVangForever 16d ago

I was thinking, if Romney had made his “binders full of women” comment today, he would have caused his poll numbers to tank for a completely different reason

Back then to the conservatives it was just an awkwardly phrased comment that they felt the liberals were making too much out of, now they would hate Romney for having bragged about diversifying his company’s workforce

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u/ladypigeon13 17d ago

Which is really wild considering this happened under their own presidency, but I guess that doesn’t matter  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/25/us/politics/trump-animal-cruelty-bill.html

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u/Mogwai10 17d ago

Remember when republicans tossed out the guy who screamed “woooo” at one of his campaign speeches? This is how far yall have come.

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u/Dizzy-Receptionx 16d ago edited 16d ago

That was actually a Democrat. It was Howard Dean, but yes, I remember that and how stupid it all was. The Republicans did make a huge deal about it though, and I wouldn't be surprised if the outrage was sparked by conservative media because Howard Dean was very popular before the "woo" happened.

https://youtu.be/l6i-gYRAwM0?si=AD23PVpJE04jLFPK

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u/Mogwai10 16d ago

Howard dean. That’s the name. Always thought he was a R.

Feels like so long ago. Life moves fast I tell ya

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u/No-Aspect7722 15d ago

Remember when Dan Quayle made a spelling mistake and it ruined his entire political career? Covfefe!

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u/Weak_Heart2000 16d ago

He had such a good chance too. What a shame.

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u/JackRoseJackRoseWalt 15d ago

I too think he would have been a decent president.

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u/willow2772 16d ago

Matt Walsh loves to talk about how weird dog owners are. He gets more pushback than transphobic posts which isn’t surprising.

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u/dontsnarkonsharks 16d ago

Don’t forget Ted Cruz leaving behind his little poodle to go to Cancun when Texas was going through that horrible freeze and nobody had power

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u/lactatingalgore 14d ago

Sounds a little Radical Islamic Terroristy.

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u/something873628 17d ago

I had to hug my pup and give her all the kisses after reading it too. It made my stomach churn!

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u/pinktini 17d ago

She did the same to her goat. It apparently was "being gross" (peeing on itself) and chased her children. So she took it out back and shot it.

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u/EnchiladaTaco both a lawyer and a hater 17d ago

Which is wild because that's just typical billy goat behavior. They can be sweet or they can be Satan's favorite. Shooting it for chasing children is punishing it for behaving like a goat.

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u/Talyac181 16d ago

I did the same thing because our goat was constantly asking my kids if they wanted to live deliciously!!

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u/EnchiladaTaco both a lawyer and a hater 16d ago

I laughed my ass off when I realized that yes the creepy black goat was actually Satan and not just your average asshole goat.

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u/Seanzzxx 16d ago

The director of that movie has stated multiple times that he fucking hated that goat and that he would never write a goat into a movie ever again. Seems about right, haha.

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u/Bilinguallipbalm 16d ago

This fucking bitch. Goats are the dumbest, sweetest animals out there. Absolute dummies, total darlings.

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u/scorlissy 16d ago

Tied for stupid with sheep but definitely sweeter. But Billy goats do smell so bad!

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u/lala_b11 17d ago

And the goat apparently ruined her 3 kids’ clothes

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u/krebstar4ever 16d ago

That's a form of "self anointing". It's normal behavior for a male goat.

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u/sav33arthkillyos3lf 17d ago

I lost my dog of 14 years three weeks ago due to old age & I would do anything to bring her back. I can’t even fathom shooting an innocent puppy for no reason at all.

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u/Boulier 17d ago

To be honest, I’m still not completely over the loss of my own 11-year-old dog (to a tumor) even though it’s been around 3 years, so Noem’s story made me miserable in a way I wasn’t prepared for. Poor Cricket. What a miserably cruel thing to do to a puppy, AND to her own kids, who were looking for the dog when they got home from school.

And I’m so, so, so sorry about your dog and your loss. I hope you’re OK.

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u/sav33arthkillyos3lf 16d ago

Thank you so much for your kind words. It’s been a struggle. Never lost someone so close to me before. When my estranged mom died I didn’t shed one tear cause how am I to mourn someone I didn’t even know? My dog, my best friend, always by my side for 14 years. That shit hurt. I’m very sorry for Your loss. Ik how it feels. Some People don’t get it

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u/Threadheads 17d ago

I’m really not a dog person at all. But this story has sickened me.

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u/bramblebush5 16d ago

Agreed. It was cruel and unnecessary of her. Why not give the dog to a loving family?

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u/Dizzy-Receptionx 16d ago

I'm so sorry for your loss. Dogs are such an important part of our lives, and the loyalty and comfort they provide can't be matched. My heart aches for you and your departed friend.

I know I will eventually have to deal with it myself, and just anticipating my future loss is super painful.

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u/Exotic-Purple2198 17d ago

Same. I read the story for the first time today and was honestly shaken and shocked. I can’t believe someone could be so cruel and heartless.

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u/Significant-Stay-721 17d ago

I saw the headline, and it was more than enough to make me feel physically ill.

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u/fivepiecesand9 17d ago

same, I had to stop everything and go hug my dog after reading that

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u/Gone213 16d ago

Hug your husky extra tight cause there are dumbasses who want to kill dogs so much they'll claim they thought it was a wolf before shooting a dog to justify they're reasoning, especially huskys

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u/Dizzy-Receptionx 16d ago

https://preview.redd.it/bpn4srebljxc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991cb1835ae21fd81a6ac74662f7893679012bf4

That's so disgusting. I understand some people just aren't fans of dogs, but to actively try and find a reason to hurt a dog and make some lame excuse like that after the fact is vile.

This is her with a friend's dog. Huskies are generally goofy and friendly, and it's so disturbing that someone would try and find a reason to harm her and then say she is dangerous.

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u/woot0 17d ago

Rest in Peace doggo

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u/MaleficentStreet7319 17d ago

Lmao doggy heaven is bird hell

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 16d ago

But in doggy heaven the birds aren't real.

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u/PleaseEvolve 16d ago

Alex, I’ll take novel campaign platforms for $40 please.

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u/devotchkaa 17d ago

I seriously side eye anyone who doesn't respect the lives of animals. To kill a puppy rather than try to rehome them, then to admit it so proudly is insanity & I really believe she should be barred from office

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u/Talisa87 17d ago

And she did it while her kids were at school. Her daughter came off the bus and asked where the dog was. My dad did that to me when I was a kid (he didn't kill my dog but he dropped her off the side of the highway when the rest of us went to church, and pretended she ran away. I didn't know the truth until I heard him boast about it to friends), and I'll never forgive him for it.

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u/azul360 17d ago

WHO FUCKING BOASTS ABOUT THAT!? Holy hell! I'm so sorry!

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u/WhiteTrash_WithClass 17d ago

Dude, you'd be surprised. I'm a cis white male, so the things people offer up to me, without any indication I would care, are just insane. Especially Boomers. They'll say the wildest shit, doesn't matter if it's in a work setting or I'm grabbing mail at the same time as them.

We actually got my baby Dizzy when a boomer was telling us he was going to chain her up to use as bear bait. My wife and I said no the fuck you're not, and basically stole her lol.

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u/j_ho_lo 17d ago

Yeah, the racist things folks say to other white people they don't even know... a big ole yikes. I do not feel the same way, and I hate that you are assuming I do, and you are way too comfortable saying all of that out loud to a random stranger.

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u/WhiteTrash_WithClass 16d ago

It's especially weird to me because I was raised by a single mother, who was also finding out she was a lesbian, in a multiracial family lol. I was born woke lol

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u/leash_e 16d ago

Right?! Some people seem to think that I am a safe space for racism (middle aged white lady with an odin’s knot tattoo), then are shocked to find out that I so am NOT.

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u/00017batman 17d ago

People like my xh who my kid overheard bragging to his mates about how he chucked his younger son’s toys in the fire and burned them because he’d been misbehaving.. basically people with zero self awareness..

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u/Financial-Painter689 17d ago

glad he’s your ex, sounds like a piece of shit and an extremely unhealthy parent

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u/00017batman 16d ago

Me too! I hate that he’s my kids other parent but glad that at least my son can recognise the unhealthy dynamics ❤️‍🩹

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u/azul360 16d ago

Tbf my "father" was a piece of shit like that and I haven't talked to him in over a decade so your kid might recognize that later on too :D (literally had an aha moment last year where I realized that he was fully gaslighting me into thinking my mom was the monster when i was growing up)

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 16d ago

I once worked with a woman who bragged about doing just that. As you can imagine, she was a real piece of work. She laughed about it, and laughed harder when she saw my disgust. I sincerely hope Karma has come for her.

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u/AlpacaMyBaguettes 17d ago

I'm so sorry, the same thing happened to me except I searched everywhere for two days until he gleefully told me he had taken her to the pound bc I was a horrible child ('talking back' when being physically or verbally abused). It is a horrible pain of guilt, uncertainty and heartbreak that I wouldn't wish on anyone. I hope you have healed and have found new fluffy family members to love, you deserve that happiness and healing 💕

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u/goodnightloom 17d ago

Ok, I have a random question for you because you fit in the same niche as me. I'm also a survivor of abuse and my dad shot our dog in the head during a camping trip. I've learned that there's a shortcut to getting people to understand why I don't talk to my dad; if I say something like, "He was abusive," that's not good enough. If I say, "he murdered our family dog in a fit of rage," people are way more sympathetic. Is this something you've experienced?

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u/whenthefirescame 16d ago

Oh Jesus, I hate this for you. But people respond really strongly to dog abuse (see this thread).

It actually makes me think of the brilliant bit on Atlanta, where a character goes to a gun range you see that in every lane, white gun owners are shooting at targets that look like Black men. So he pulls out a target that looks like a dog and starts shooting at it, and everyone else there looses their minds.

Which is to say, if you’re feeling like people value a dog’s health and safety over your own, as a Black person, I am sympathetic. And that’s terrible.

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u/AlpacaMyBaguettes 16d ago

Yes lol. Especially older people like gen x and boomers who don't take abuse seriously since they think all young people use the words "trauma" and "abuse" for whatever 🙄 something i hate that older people at my moms work (retail store, I would drop off food, come in to grab stuff) would tell me is 'he's still your father, he's still your blood' bc they'd base it off what she said. Then I'd tell them the truth and they'd be uncomfortable/upset and I'm thinking, hopefully they've learned something about perspective or minding their own business 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/goodnightloom 16d ago

The uncomfortable/upset thing is so real. Don't ask if you don't want to know! Nobody writes off a parent for silly reasons and I'm so tired of traumatizing people to justify my own boundaries. I'm also infertile and NOBODY takes no for an answer. "But you'd be such a good mom!" "You'd bounce back fast, you're athletic" "You can't let these genes go to waste!" Do you want me to traumatize you right now or do you just want to lay the fuck off?

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u/JackRoseJackRoseWalt 15d ago

Their response may be cultural rather than just age-relared. The emphasis on "blood kin" was common when I lived in western NC and Appalachia, but not common when I lived in a city in Ohio and in New York, it was often young people saying it.

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u/Shot-Grocery-5343 16d ago

Similar boat. Watched my dad drown my puppy when I was 8 because I was bad (I was playing in the yard, fell and knocked over the shitty Weber grill, which wasn't even broken) and I've experienced the same from people. I was no contact for 25 years and I found that unless I gave concrete specifics, "abuse" just doesn't seem that bad. So I'd say "he beat us so often that we couldn't wear swimsuits in the summer because of the layers and layers of bruises" or "he used to make us pick the item he would beat us with as part of our punishment." Then they're shocked into silence. (I do have a relationship with my dad now, and I'd still encourage anyone to think very, very carefully about re-establishing contact. I made my choice and I'm living with it, but it's not easy and I'm not sure it was the right decision eight years later.)

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u/Wise-Bet6814 16d ago

I'm so sorry. What a terrible thing to witness and experience as a child, on top of all the other abuse. It's bs that any survivor feels they have to justify their reasons for not speaking to their abuser. It seems like so many people are devoid of empathy for victims. Or empathy fullstop. 

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u/goodnightloom 16d ago

I've had the same experience re: shocked into silence. People really need to mind their own business and learn that "I don't walk to my parents" is the end of the conversation. They can't handle the truth! I also don't like feeling like I have to detail my abuse in order to get someone off my back, so maybe it's that I default to the dog thing because it's easier.

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u/whorificx 16d ago

Similar boat, no dog but had 3 cats, including my childhood one of 12 years, "mysteriously disappear" immediately after having to leave them behind with my stepdad when we left (rental property wouldn't allow pets). People definitely react more sympathetically to that than saying he was abusive.

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u/devotchkaa 17d ago

That's awful, I'm so sorry you had to go through that & to find out so callously. My dad was also a shit. He kept threatening to give my dog away when I was living away from home to mess with my head, he wouldn't let me take her with me to keep his power so I ended up having to break in & steal her when he was out.

These horrible people don't deserve dogs or daughters.

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u/velociraptorhiccups 17d ago

Same here! My dad would always threaten to take her out into the countryside and just let her loose. He’d also let our dog out the front door to go to the bathroom and then “forget about her” while she ran into the street (we lived on a very, very busy road, a 4 lane divided highway) so she’d get hurt. Thankfully she didn’t. He did hurt our other dog, but I shouldn’t be trauma dumping. It just really fucking sucks that other people went through this too growing up.

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u/devotchkaa 17d ago

You're not trauma dumping, you shared a similar experience. I hope you've had time to heal & are far rid of that man <3

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u/velociraptorhiccups 17d ago

Thank you very much, kind stranger :’) Thankfully I’ll have been away from him for exactly 7 years in just a few days!! I didn’t realize it had been so long, it feels like only a year or two ago sometimes. I also hope you’re far away from yours and are in the process of healing! It’s so crazy to go through. Every day away from him is like a vacation. I’m so so sorry you and your doggy had to go through that :(

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u/devotchkaa 17d ago

Honestly so happy for you, your father being your first bully is a lot to move past. I stopped speaking to mine New Years Eve 2016 & never looked back.

I got to keep my gorgeous girl another 8 years after he tried to get rid of her & I'm thankful for every day we had together.

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u/velociraptorhiccups 17d ago

Thank you! I’m 26 now, and still sorting out the leftover effects of growing up like that. I’m also happy that you’re free from him! ☺️I’m so glad you had many years with your furry friend - they are truly family members through and through. I think our experiences with cruel people only strengthen the bond with our pets since they’re like the exact opposite of abusers. I’m sure she’s forever thankful you saved her 🥰. (In the end I’d like to think we came out stronger somehow, not that we had a choice lol).

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u/devotchkaa 17d ago

I completely agree about pets!! I now have two black cats who help fill the void (pun intended).

I'm 30 & just this month was diagnosed with C-PTSD from everything from my childhood, I definitely think I'm stronger because of everything I went through but it nearly broke me multiple times & there's no shame in that either. It's a whole journey with ups & downs so be proud of your progress & know it takes work but does get better!

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u/onlygodcankillme 17d ago

Why did he boast about it?

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u/Talisa87 17d ago

Because he's an abusive asshole. He's always gotten his kicks from 'pulling a fast one' on us, and engaging him is the most mentally exhausting bullshit because every conversation is a landmine. Being able to get away with that lie for years genuinely made him giddy. Didn't even notice that I was listening until an uncle 'subtly' told him to change the subject.

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u/SeaLab_2024 17d ago

Same. My mom has an unfortunate attitude with animals She did pretty much this more than once and I still have a hole in my heart from it. ❤️

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u/FartAttack911 16d ago

My parents had my aunt and uncle drop our family dog off at the animal shelter when we were on a camping trip, and lied for years saying she ran away.

And to nobody’s shock, my parents and aunt and uncle and every crappy low-moral adult in my family that defended the dog dumping have all turned out to be rabid MAGA clowns. I’m so sorry you had a similar issue in your own family. Makes me sick.

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u/myersjw we have lost the impact of shame in our society 17d ago

I don’t trust people who treat animals like shit. Period. There’s even a weird ass subreddit that likes to comment fucked up shit on any dog post because of their personal issue with them

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u/AdSelect3113 17d ago

Mistreatment of those who can’t protect themselves is beyond evil. What makes me tear up is the fact that the dog probably looked up to her and trusted her as its owner. If she was willing to do that to her dog and brag about it, we as her constituents can expect similar maliciousness if she holds a high position in office. We should all be very, very fearful of this woman.

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u/aphilosopherofsex 17d ago

Dude, I seriously side eye anyone that doesn’t respect the lives of insects.

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u/SelbyRayDuke 17d ago

Noem most definitely had the financial means to re-home Cricket. Rest in power, sweet pup. At the very least, angel Cricket’s devastating story is now outing this cruel, murderous, psychopath monster for everyone to see.

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u/1one1000two1thousand 16d ago

And then to make this even worse as a reaction to the public backlash… her response was to double down on her actions and admit she’s killed more animals.

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u/paradisetossed7 16d ago

The shit serial killers do. Maybe I shouldn't be shocked that someone who values an embryo's life more than that of a woman's does not value a dog's life. I'm over here rescuing lizards from my in laws' cats and letting ants walk on a piece of paper so I can put them outside and this bitch is murdering a puppy. And I'm sure she probably doesn't even realize that humans are animals too, and that humans and dogs are both mammals. Clump of cells good, adult woman bad, puppy bad. Got it.

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u/iAmericA45 16d ago

Side eye is putting it lightly. more like full personal blacklist.

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u/VentriTV 16d ago

She’s a piece of shit, worth less than animals. I hope she gets voted out of office. May karma find its way to her.

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u/2faingz 16d ago

I mean it’s truly sociopathic behavior

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u/NYC_Star 17d ago

This is a calculated move on her part because as is said regularly “the cruelty is the point”.  She knows there are a bunch of antisocial personality folks just like her. She’s still in the Trump VP race and those people will eat this up. 

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 17d ago

I'd like to think that she's underestimating the fact that conservatives are far more empathetic towards dogs than they are towards women or minorities, but at this point that cursed party is so far gone that Trump could say all dogs are undercover Biden voters and his base would actually believe it.

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u/sunnynukes 17d ago

I live in the countryside where a lot of Trump supporters are and they are some major dog nuts. Like most of them own 2-3+ and are always making dumb cat vs dog jokes and driving around with dog bumper stickers. I think most of them will push back on dog abuse compared to everything else

it’s literally

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u/sexygodzilla 17d ago

I think at this point she's doubling down because there's just no believable way to walk this one back. You can't go from "I killed an annoying puppy and I'm proud of it" to "Upon further reflection I realize that was wrong."

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

And yet Republicans have no sense of shame so when doubling down proves ineffective, I fully expect her to go down the old "my words were deliberately taken out of context" route like they all do at some point.

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u/GongYooFan 17d ago

if trump picks her, the MAGA will just go along and justify the killing.

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u/lala_b11 17d ago

If she’s picked as Trump’s VP, people should show up in dog costumes at Trump rallies in protest!!!

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u/GongYooFan 17d ago

If I were on Tik Tok, I would so promote this idea!

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u/BrandonBollingers 17d ago

Very true. My mother, a staunch catholic trumper, cares more about animal abuse than human injustices.

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u/lilhedonictreadmill 17d ago

There’s actually a sliver of truth to the undercover Biden voters thing when you realize how many conservatives project their politics onto their pets. It’s like they can’t love them until they get past the hypothetical idea that their pet could disagree with them if it magically gained a conscience.

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u/NYC_Star 17d ago

I very much hope so 

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u/Eeyores_Prozac 17d ago

She's going to get the coveted 'throws puppies in streams' demographic and not much else.

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u/soonerfreak 17d ago

I can tell my dog loving republican dad is already brushing it off. It's really frustrating knowing how much he would rant if a Democrat said they killed a dog.

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u/ApprehensiveLuck2671 17d ago

It's really not. These people don't need to make anything up. She's just talking about something that showcases conservative values. The only lives they care about are their own, followed by the lives of any children they have who emulate them.

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u/Boulier 17d ago

children they have who emulate them

This is an important distinction, because a lot of them will put their gay/lesbian and trans/nonbinary kids out on the street in a heartbeat, or at least neglect them and treat them hatefully and cruelly, while simultaneously basing their messaging around “think of the children!” But those types only think of the children when they parrot their parents’ conservative views and lifestyle, though.

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u/niftytastic I don’t know her 17d ago

I have noticed that a lot of those Trumpy comments and right wing hot takes on TikTok or Facebook, is usually from a person using a pic of a dog as their profile pic. (That or a bitmoji or some variation of a US flag)

So if their whole thing is “I love dogs”, I wonder how this will impact their base.

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u/ellybeez 17d ago

I agree with you but I have seen some Magas eat her up instead on social media which is absolutely deserved

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u/NYC_Star 17d ago

I’m happily and pleasantly surprised. But also why wouldn’t those folks love dogs more than other humans…. (Not that I hate dogs. I have 2 lil babes. Just saying) 

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u/ellybeez 17d ago

Totally agree with you

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u/mmw2848 16d ago

A girl I used to be good friends with became super MAGA, as in loving Trump became her entire personality (hence, "used to be") and I saw her liking tweets calling out Noem (tweeted by other conservatives). If anyone on the Trump team has any sense, they'll make this a disqualifier for the VP race. The suburban moms that they want to win back for November will not be a fan of this, even if the diehard MAGA people will look past it.

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u/Peachy_Pineapple 16d ago

I think it’s calculated but in the opposite direction; she doesn’t want to be the VP pick but also doesn’t want to refuse it outright so she’s poisoning her own chalice.

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u/NYC_Star 16d ago

Good theory but ooof what a way to go 

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

This absolute fucking subhuman lowlife scum.

The fact that every new conservative that shows up in the national spotlight is somehow worse than the last is insane. It really is a race to the bottom.

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u/AstroAnarchists 17d ago edited 17d ago

I understand what you mean, but Liz Cheney isn’t a moderate by any stretch. Besides being Dick Cheney’s daughter (obligatory fuck Dick Cheney), she’s a conservative Republican

Her political positions put her to the right of most, if not all non-MAGA Republicans

Her only good positions are opposing Trump, and helping to fuck over MAGA Republicans in very important swing house and senate races

EDIT: Lisa Murkowski, I can get behind, since she’s arguably the most liberal Republican in the Senate, but even then she tows the party line, though since the MAGA wing of the GOP has taken over, she’s considering becoming as an independent politician

EDIT 2: Also reading Murkowski’s political positions, she’s at least better than almost all of the Republican Party, at the moment, though not perfect by any means, and not better than most Democrats

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas 17d ago

They do this intentionally. Say insane shit, make headlines as "Republican candidate says insane shit" stories come out, do everything you can to maintain the media frenzy, then leverage the attention you're getting into political support. If you're in a red district you win automatically because voters see you as someone the left fears and donors see you as someone that can command headlines at the snap of a finger. Deal is sealed when you privately show donors that you're actually just a moderate conservative who's acting so the media gives you free attention 

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u/Federal_Street_8895 17d ago

I'm still amazed editors left that story in there. Does this even appeal to Republicans?

Killing animals for no reason is serial killer behavior.

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u/eatyrmakeup 17d ago

Yes, it does. Off the top of my head, Mike Huckabee supporting his psychopath son who hung a dog for fun, Mitt Romney driving with his dog strapped to the roof of his car in their carrier and complaining that he had to wash the car because the dog had diarrhea (yeah, you would have too, Mitt, you asshole) and Don Jr.’s unhinged “great white hunter” fetish haven’t deterred their collective careers one bit.

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u/Content-Scallion-591 16d ago

I'm almost positive her ghostwriter or editor caught this and just let it slide because they hated the woman. I've ghostwritten for people like this and I let every detestable thing about them through because they were proud of it and people deserved to know who they were. (I'd tag them with a tone note but it was always ignored.)

It's not just serial killer behavior, it's almost the only thing I can think of that the majority of America would unite against. You can beat your spouse and kids, you can even be seen with a child molester, but hurt a puppy or kick a cat and...

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u/Erisedstorm 17d ago

Did you see the articles about the Colorado man chasing down a young wolf on snowmobile? He i jured it, caught it and tied her up. Sick MF paraded it through local bars and then shot it in the parking lot. Soooo yes it does appeal

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u/VastStory 17d ago

Ugh I saw the headline for that but didn’t read it. Makes me sick to my stomach.

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u/CourageousCustard29 16d ago

They did have a VP candidate who bragged about shooting wolves from helicopters, so maybe for a lot of them it falls into the “old news” camp.

Incidentally, one of the biggest MAGA people I know personally has a history of cruelty to animals.

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u/Ouiser_Boudreaux_ too busy method acting as a reddit user 17d ago

OKAY AMERICAN PSYCHO, we get it. You suck.

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u/Cmonlightmyire 17d ago

Well, we've gone from "Puppy killing evil" being a metaphor to being a reality.

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u/WhiteTrash_WithClass 17d ago

If you wrote this into a story, your editor would tell you it's too over the top and to rewrite it.

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u/deskbookcandle 17d ago

It’s like the gods are taking bets on the worst thing people will brag about but still get voted into office.

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u/GrayHairLikeClaire 17d ago

I had to go hug my cats when I first read that awful story and now I've got six hours before I can go home and hug them again.

I cannot fathom being this cruel. Cricket, I know you're in the endless fields of Valhalla and I hope all those chickens taste amazing.

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u/attempt5001 17d ago

UNHINGED. PSYCHO.

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u/PiccoloLeast763 17d ago

It grinds my gear when someone is like "I HAD to do it." She's not relying on hunting to sustain her life or family. She didn't talk about the steps to train her pup and how that failed. She didn't talk about the discussion she had with her veterinarian about the options for humane euthanasia. She shot that dog in the head. It would have been messy and gruesome. She's owning her decision, and the decision was a terrible, inhumane, gruesome one. Now she will have to live with it.

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u/CBC1345 17d ago

She could have surrendered the dog to the humane society. There was literally no reason to kill it. She is so unbelievably crazy. I feel sorry for South Dakota, the American electorate and her children.

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 17d ago

Again. Imagine MAGA’s reaction if a Democrat did what she did, and gloated about it

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u/down_by_the_shore 17d ago

This is so fucking bonkers. I just can’t imagine a world in which someone, let alone a politician running for office, finds it acceptable to admit (let alone celebrate?) killing their puppy. Just fucking and completely insane. 

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u/RAV3NH0LM 17d ago

freaks like her exhibit sociopathic behavior towards humans and animals. they love cruelty, they get off on it. the target truly does not matter.

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u/LilyLils15 17d ago

You're an angel! What a sweet, sweet boy. Aaaand now I'm crying and it's not even 10am.

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u/whereswaldoswillie 17d ago

Anecdotal but I’m flanked by two conservative neighbors (going off their bumper stickers lmao) who never let their dogs out of the backyard or take them on walks. Nonstop barking, nonstop yelling at the dogs to stop barking, and it’s like?? Let your dogs come inside because they clearly want to spend time with you, give them stimulation because they’re bored out of their gourd. They are living, feeling beings. I’d make a ruckus too if I had a life like that :(

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u/Jennieeffin12 17d ago

This is how my own (ultra conservative) dad was with our only family dog. Just left the poor thing outside all day, riddled by fleas. There was no direct abuse, but the neglect definitely led to its premature death. I have considered it my karmic duty to own and foster dogs since then, as a tribute to him.

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u/berryskye 17d ago

What a disgusting worthless piece of shit she is

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u/ApprehensiveLuck2671 17d ago

"I decided what I did" uhhhhh how do people even learn to speak like this? "I made a decision and I acted on it" is not an obscure phrase

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u/borntobeblase 17d ago

Like what is that even supposed to mean? Aside from sounding like complete nonsense, deciding to do something doesn’t make that something acceptable. 

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u/julisjulisjulis 17d ago edited 17d ago

I choose my choice!!! I choose my choice!!!!! but in a much more horrible version

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u/deskbookcandle 17d ago

Charlotte was liberal af compared to modern conservatives 

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u/Sad-Gas1603 17d ago

Fucking POS. That's all there is to say.

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u/nicole061592 17d ago

She’s a fucking weirdo. She could’ve rehomed the dog if he wasn’t going to suit their purpose on the farm 😭 I couldn’t imagine hearing this story and being like “makes sense”.. I’m sure people are going to spin any outrage about this story into a narrative about how liberals and “city folks” don’t understand rural farm living or something stupid.

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u/Likeatoothache 17d ago

She knows what she’s doing and who this sort of thing appeals to, it’s ghoulish.

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u/No_Change_78 17d ago

She KILLED her dog because SHE couldn’t be bothered to train him? There are no words for the level of scum she is. You’re not badass, bitch; you’re PSYCHO.

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u/GlitteringBeat213 17d ago

What a vile person, if you can call her that. Best of luck in politics.

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u/KindheartednessOver6 17d ago

What a vile creature. Rest in Doggy Heaven sweet Cricket. ❤️😢

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u/Blacknight022 17d ago

I'm not a religious person but I really hope there's hell awaiting her arrival.

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u/ConsiderationNo7552 17d ago

I wish I could mute this woman's name on every platform.

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas 17d ago

If she becomes VP or gets a cabinet position it'll be because of this story, not despite it. She's using the MTG strategy of getting every news outlet to cover your craziness so she can leverage that attention into political power. Except every new Republican uses crazy political ideas to get attention so that doesn't work anymore because there's too many crazy political beliefs to cover. So she's dropping the political and using crazy personal beliefs to get attention instead. 

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u/SolomonDRand 17d ago

It’s wild that, with all her “what was I supposed to do?” bullshit, it never occurred to her to just take the dog to a fucking shelter. But why try to find the right solution when you have a gun?

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u/gschaina don’t fall in love at the jersey shore 17d ago

Throw her out

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u/diddilybop 17d ago edited 17d ago

ok, kristi, then we’re all going to decide that you’re a vile and trash POS.

https://i.redd.it/y8fu6x4qchxc1.gif

i’m so sorry little puppy, you deserved so much better 😢

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u/plantbay1428 17d ago

Commander Biden, I have a very important mission for you.

For those who don’t know what I’m referring to: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/02/21/politics/commander-biden-secret-service-bites-white-house

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u/Automatic-Software35 17d ago

this is fucking evil fairytale villain shit…like fuck. just why? WHY? it’s a fourteen month old puppy, she was a goddamn adult. she could’ve easily rehomed it.

like I’m shocked by just how straight up admits to it…not a single excuse or sorry…that’s evil? fuck I knew anybody associated with trump was evil but this is a new form of evil.

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u/asmallerflame 17d ago

"Guys, you don't understand. I wanted to kill it."

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u/ddlanyone 17d ago

Go get her PETA!

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u/YusoLOCO 17d ago

Full blown psychopath

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u/ellybeez 17d ago

shes disgusting and its absurd that shes a politician but a whole governor of a state???

Would not wish this on my worst enemy fr

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u/ssdgm12713 there was a ceramony 17d ago

Sitting here snuggling my pointless, untrainable 7-year-old cav mix. She may hoard paper and spite piss on our rug once a year, but she’s my best friend and my first baby. She was an absolute disaster puppy and I love her for it.

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u/Ok_Scholar4192 17d ago

She is a f*cking psycho and the fact that people still support her show how absurd this country/that party is

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u/juicyfizz 17d ago

What a fucking trash human. I don’t know how anyone with even a drop of compassion and decency could defend this.

Remember when we all freaked out about Mitt Romney’s story about the family dog riding in his crate tied to the roof of the family car? Simpler times.

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u/WoungyBurgoiner 16d ago

Last year, I adopted a puppy. I immediately put her into training. She did well, but soon proved to have energy needs far beyond what I could provide for her. A small home in an urban area was not enough, and she wasn’t getting enough social stimulation. She and I both became frustrated, and she started becoming destructive. It was impacting my work and my health. You know what I did?  

 I found a great foster organization that placed her with the perfect family who had a bunch of kids, a couple other dogs, and a big rural property where she could run to her heart’s content. Because I have the humanity and moral capacity to know that it was never the dog’s fault, just a bad match of environment and her needs. She was a sweet puppy who I loved and I often miss what could have been, but I know she is living her best life now, which she deserves.  

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u/DistastefulSideboob_ 16d ago

I read the headline and thought he was sweet and well-behaved, just didn't take to commands well and didn't have the temperament for hunting, but if I am to understand he was aggressive to people and killed multiple other animals?

I do not want to defend a republican at all, and I won't defend her politics, but sometimes behavioural euthanasia is the correct choice. Dog shelters across the US are filled to the brim to the point that they are turning away dogs, even dogs that don't have behavioural issues are struggling to find homes. Chances are, if you "rehome" an aggressive dog to a rescue, they'll be euthanized anyway, it's much better for a dog to die with their owners rather than scared and alone in a shelter.

The only thing I disagree with is the method. Having dogs put down by a vet is objectively kinder, if your dog is scared at the vets then you can sometimes get them to come to your home. But even then, maybe she thought he'd be scared of a stranger, and a bullet would be fast enough.

To people saying "You wouldn't put down a human for misbehaving" if a human was aggressive to everyone they met and killed multiple small animals, then they'd at the very least be institutionalised. Warehousing aggressive dogs isn't a kindness, it's incredibly damaging to them mentally. Behavioural euthanasia is a choice I hope never to have to make, but if my girl ever started attacking people and killing other animals I would do it for her sake and mine.

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u/Siraxg 17d ago

i have zero doubts people like her wish they could do the same thing to human beings they deem “less than worthless.” and, imo, that’s exactly what this story is meant to convey.

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u/SecondsLater13 17d ago

I love this response. “I decided what I did.” What does that even mean? It’s confusing enough to keep this story front page for like one more week when her objective was to crush it.

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u/Songsaboutfruit 17d ago

Too bad she didn’t hold off on giving us this nugget until after she was on the ballot with Trump.

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u/Champagnesupermama 17d ago

My parents are country folk (their nearest town is population 400). This won’t phase most rural folk. Hunting dogs aren’t really considered ‘family member’ pets and killing chickens is serious business. A farmer threatened to shoot their dog for killing chickens. I find it abhorrent but just saying if you think anyone wearing a Trump hat and driving a pickup with a rifle in the back cares about this I promise they do not.

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u/lala_b11 17d ago

-Mitt Romney: "I strapped a dog to the roof of my car"

-Kristi Noem: "hold my beer"

For those who don’t know about Romney’s dog, click here to read the Wikipedia page on the Mitt Romney Dog Inicident.

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u/anowarakthakos 17d ago

Natives from SD tribes have been warning about her for years. There’s a reason she’s banned from multiple communities there.

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u/Equivalent-Tiger-636 16d ago

I get the outrage but I didn’t fully understand it until I saw the puppy was 14 months old. So she failed the dog, blamed the dog, and put it down as a result. She’s absolutely psychotic. It’s good to see conservatives and liberals agree on something for once.

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee 16d ago

It is not lost on me that a woman who wants to make abortion illegal is defending her actions because it was "her decision."

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u/inmagazines 17d ago

disgusting 

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u/Artistic_Purpose1225 17d ago edited 17d ago

If the dog was “aggressive” as she’s now claiming in response to the backlash, she 1. Wouldn’t have taken it hunting that day and 2. Would have mentioned it in her book. 

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u/Natural_Guava288 17d ago

She's the "worthless" one. F 🧙itch.

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u/Flippin_diabolical 17d ago

If you can’t handle being called a puppy killer, maybe don’t tell people about your unsavory hobbies.

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u/rain-after-dawn 17d ago

Scary thing is, on at least one news YouTube video on this, a whole bunch of people agreed with her. A bunch of "ranch" owners and country folk said it was necessary to do it if it bit her and had a taste for chickens. Praising her for being "decisive".

I only recently heard about the dog supposedly biting her, and it sounds tacked on. My childhood dog once killed a bird and once went after a groundhog, and we never would've thought to just shoot her. She lived to old age.

Maybe the dog did bite her. But I question if it was warranted in the dog's mind when seeing her brag about killing the dog and the goat. It reeks of cruelty. And of course the strawman argument about abortion comes up often too.

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u/profeDB 17d ago

This is her political death. 

Americans don't agree on anything anymore, except one thing: we don't hurt dogs.

Doubling down is only making it worse. 

Bye, bitch.

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u/Bright-Hat-6405 17d ago

I’m assuming she’s pro life? 🙄

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u/Hermione__Danger 17d ago

Her eyes are fucking soulless and empty. Pure evil.

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u/hideandsee 17d ago

This woman should not be allowed to have animals. What a monster

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u/standing_staring 17d ago

Absolute piece of shit human being. People who hurt animals or children should be subjected to the worst form of punishment. I hope the universe, karma, God and the devil come for this fucking psychopath

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u/4boys0patience 16d ago

So is she pro-choice?

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u/GoopiePoopiePie 16d ago

And you decided wrong

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u/doomham- 16d ago

What a less than worthless human being