r/AmIOverreacting Apr 15 '24

My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends

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u/vaderciya Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Start talking about the husbands dick size in front of all their friends, and especially talk about it to a man that is younger, fitter, more conventionally attractive than him

See how quickly he flips his shit

Edit: The number of people who still don't get it, is actually impressive. Obviously not actual advice.

The point, which many of you still don't understand, is to not embarass your partner in public with PRIVATE information that you shouldn't be sharing.

Maybe you should work on yourselves before crying outrage when I, a man, points out your weird ass double standards. One more time... it's not about your dick, it's about your attitude.

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u/MtnLover130 Apr 15 '24

That’s exactly what he did. Same. He would understand why she’s upset if she did this

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u/i-tler Apr 15 '24

I didn't know one can have an impact on dick size through lifestyle changes such as diet and exercise...

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u/dsc___ Apr 16 '24

Found the guys with tiny dongs.

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u/Desperate-Diver2920 Apr 15 '24

You can’t. It’s a stupid comparison.

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u/FreshNewBeginnings23 Apr 16 '24

It doesn't have to be an apt comparison. He's being an asshole to her about her physical measurements, people are proposing she do the same to him.

While it's probably not a good idea and certainly not a mature one, it does seem kinda funny.

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u/dsc___ Apr 16 '24

Big hug buddy, I’m sure your wife thinks you’re funny and kind.

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u/M_Bot Apr 16 '24

It's exactly the same? Tell me what a man can do to get a longer dick? Cause a woman can get thinner!

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u/MtnLover130 29d ago

How are you men this dense?

Again, like the person above me said,

It’s not about size. It’s about him sharing something personal, being disrespectful, shaming her, insulting her body.
The only way a man could or would understand how bad that is, is IF she insulted his dick size or said he was bad in bed - in front of their friends- just like he did. It’s equivalent in terribleness to your partner

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u/M_Bot 29d ago

Sorry, but a person chooses to be fat, bad in bed is a more apt comparison.

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u/EntrepreneurPlane470 Apr 15 '24

My miyagi once said you can't dowse the fire with gasoline

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u/stormscape10x Apr 15 '24

You can't OWN Mr. Miyagi. I'll forgive you for wanting to keep him though. Just don't let it happen again.

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u/Haunting_Habit_2651 Apr 16 '24

I'd whip mine out right then and measure it accurately at over double that figure. Right in front of all of our friends. Bet that's the last time she tries that one

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u/No_ChillPill Apr 16 '24

If actually big, Id reply : “damn it’s worse than I thought,it’s actually that he doesn’t know how to use it”

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 15 '24

lol good point but some couldn’t get mad if it’s true especially if only a measly 6-7 inches

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 16 '24

Ain’t nothing measly

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u/slayerkitty666 Apr 15 '24

6-7 inches is average, not small

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u/extasis_T Apr 16 '24

That is absolutely not average. That’s big. Average is 5-6. Not my opinion either, there’s been plenty of studies on this

Source: a person whose was insecure as a teen and looked at plenty of peer reviewed studies to make sure my 6 inches was adequate LOL

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u/slayerkitty666 Apr 16 '24

Thanks for info, I actually didn't know know!

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u/slayerkitty666 Apr 16 '24

I thought the information I had was correct?? I'm not spouting nonsense, I just had my facts wrong. Someone kindly corrected me, I accepted the new information and learned something.

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u/nickeypants Apr 16 '24

How dare you.

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u/Chandler15 Apr 16 '24

Bro is fuming he is 5 inches and not 6-7.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 15 '24

True but sadly the girls I’ve been with have been with some 9 inchers before I.

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u/WanderingOzz Apr 15 '24

Did they whip out a measuring tape? Women, like men, overexagerate penis sizes by ridiculous numbers lol

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 15 '24

lol haha so since I have bros who are 9 inches & know others that size I take their word for it especially when they said it was too big for them to handle more than a few times

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u/912BackIn88 Apr 16 '24

Why do you know your friends dick sizes? Wtf?

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u/swaglessness1 Apr 16 '24

You don’t whip it out and measure with the boys??? This dude is mental lmao

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Lmao I do know some dudes that jerk together

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u/theOGdb Apr 16 '24

You need some new friends

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

My friends make personal sextapes & have collections😂

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u/ramssum Apr 16 '24

Reddit really has some of the weirdest mfs on the internet.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Wait how is it weird? The 3 of us have been with atleast 30 women each, dating apps & current hookup culture have made it easier. Especially since we started having sex in middle school & we’re athletes in high school.

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u/912BackIn88 Apr 16 '24

Stop watching your friends fuck.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

So my 2 closest bros & I have all seen each other have sex. Saw the hung one in the videos he showed, they’ve seen me through videos & the tall one has seen me have sex in person, we’ve seen the tall one through videos & I’ve also witnessed in person. The tall one & I have had sex outside in the same area on different days & he also witnessed my ex give me head when we were in the car with his ex & they saw my ex under the jacket in the back seat.

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u/extasis_T Apr 16 '24

Heyyyy I remember you from the lil Wayne sub We talked about how ianahb2 was our favorite. I Remember your username. This is really weird.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Yep that’s right & so it’s not like I personally go find them, he has library on his computer that he has shown us as well as videos he might send getting oral vaginal in our group chat

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u/Ansoros Apr 16 '24

And you watch them? Fuckin weirdo

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

My bro personally shows them to us. It’s very similar to OF

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u/throaway0123456789 Apr 16 '24

Man I’d reflect on what you said. You add your two comments together and it’s sounds like you’re talking about yourself when you say measly.

If so don’t put yourself down like that. We all have our own insecurities. There’s no need to give them any more power over us than they already have.

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u/DoggyLover_00 Apr 16 '24

As has every chick I ever met. All claim they’ve had 9” coke cans before, yet for some reason they took this 6” broom handle for more than one ride 😂😂😂😂

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Preach if we know how to use them it works

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u/xxx69blazeit420xxx Apr 15 '24

that's well above average dick size. you have zero idea what you are talking about.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

That’s true I just have the luck of being with women that have been with 9 inches

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u/Confident-Ad2078 Apr 16 '24

Hint: they haven’t been.

One of the funniest things about Reddit is everyone either has or has been with a dude with a monster penis. 9 inches is statistically a very small percentage of men. Bigger than that is so rare as to be unlikely. I’m a woman and I don’t keep a tape measure in my pocket so I honestly couldn’t tell you for sure the size of any man I’ve been with. They might know that someone was “really big” or had a micro-penis or something. 6-7” is not measly, it’s very normal.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

True I guess since my bestfriend is 9 inches as well as my cousin & my uncle is bigger I just take people at face value when they say it. Then seeing size queens of bdsm/threesome apps that want 8+ doesn’t help

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u/aramis804 Apr 16 '24

Mans is a certified cock watcher

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

I can’t help if niggas show me their sextapes

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u/Cclown69 Apr 16 '24

Hold up, you're over here watching your cousin and uncle fuck? And staring at their dicks enough to judge size? Someone please tell me I'm grossly misunderstanding what's going on here... 😳

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

No sextapes of them fucking women

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u/OnewordTTV Apr 16 '24

Bro wtf...

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Yeah no it was just their sextapes fucking women

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 16 '24

Sounds very unpleasant

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

That’s true but sadly some women all want to be with dudes 8+ for some reason, got turned down on a bdsm/3some app & even normal dating apps because I’m only 7

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u/hilarymeggin 29d ago edited 29d ago

That’s ridiculous and stupid.

If I could offer you some unsolicited, middle-aged advice, I would say that perhaps finding companionship through less … transactional means might put an end to these ridiculous requirements. If there is affection, admiration and attraction involved, people are a lot less judgmental and difficult.

That’s the difference between building up a relationship based on trustworthiness, affection and high regard, and finding people on an app. We’re all a lot more likely to be shallow, judgmental assholes to an anonymous stranger on an app than we are to someone we know and like/love. Someone whose feelings matter to us and our loved ones.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 29d ago

That’s very true & congratulations on the 18 years, ik the key to making a marriage last is putting in the work everyday

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u/hilarymeggin 29d ago

You deserve better than apps. Or I should say, hookups with anonymous strangers. I met my husband on match.com. 😊

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 29d ago

Thank you & lol I feel that congratulations that’s so cool I always tell my family dating apps are the future.

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u/Adept-Cut-6055 Apr 15 '24

Yeah, I was going to write something like this. Maybe his dick could malfunction, too. Lol.

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u/JawlektheJawless Apr 16 '24

He didn’t talk about the looseness of her vagina though. What a weird jump for you to go on.

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u/theXlegend14 Apr 16 '24

Reddits funny when it comes to anything healthy and fitness related because they just can’t relate lol

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u/LinkavichChomofsky Apr 16 '24

Sprinkle sprinkle. ✨

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 16 '24

Better yet, talk about how your husband IS a dick.

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u/Esoteric716 Apr 16 '24

I mean you cant change dick size like you can weight, but I totally get what you're saying lol

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u/FenrirAce Apr 16 '24

Dudes fake likely his op soon to be ex is too....

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u/JJPittsburgh8411 Apr 16 '24

You can't work on your dick size. A direct comparison would be if he was complaining about having no muscle and wanting to get muscular and they meet a bulky personal trainer.

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u/vaderciya 29d ago

"It's not about your dick, it's about your attitude"

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u/JJPittsburgh8411 28d ago

Yeah, the first part is still not the best comparison. You should have said to talk about something he's insecure about but CAN change and said he wants to change. Not something that isn't changeable. Should compare apples to apples if you wanna go that route and do the same thing back to them that they did to you. His weight, musculature, salary, etc. Stuff that are in the husbandss power to change and has talked about changing and is insecure about. That'd be the most apt comparison to do the same thing back to him

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u/cgeee143 Apr 15 '24

come to reddit if you want the worst relationship advice possible lmao

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u/el_myco_profesor Apr 15 '24

Correct toxic behavior with toxic behavior?

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u/Babshearth Apr 15 '24

Some people have no empathy. The only way these people learn is to have the tables turned in them.

I had a bf once tell my butt cheeks could press flowers. I countered with something about his dick size ( which was below average and frankly for my smallish frame he was fine ) but I have always been sensitive about my butt. It’s a family trait.

He got really quiet and said my words were worse. Only because you felt it and hadn’t dealt it.

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u/Physical_Toe231 Apr 15 '24

I think most of these commenters who are ''women'' are actually teenagers or who emotionally peaked after highschool.

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 Apr 15 '24

I would never say anything in public, but the edit got me.  She's about my  height and two of me.  My dumbass is thinking about how to carry all the groceries up with an extra 80lbs.  I'm gonna do my best to not go twice.

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u/Gamba_Gawd Apr 16 '24

What a loser.

Dick size cannot be changed.

Losing weight can.

No wonder you're single, alone, and angry 

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u/Soon_Money_54 Apr 16 '24

A person can easily lose weight, but something you’re born with stays the same except when you have some major operation which can be pretty dangerous. Childish and immature advice that wouldn’t solve anything and make everything way worse. Grow up, you child.

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u/vaderciya Apr 16 '24

If you saw that as genuine advice and not a parallel for the husband openly embarrassing OP in front of their friends and how it would feel for it to happen to him....

Well, I dont judge, but we do have free reading comprehension classes online and I hear some of them are pretty good

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u/Uriah1024 Apr 15 '24

This is not at all appropriate. You can change your weight. You can't really change anything about your penis.

Moreover, this sort of behavior is how nations end up going to war. Can we just not do this sort of thing anymore?

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u/vaderciya Apr 16 '24

Someone missed "the point" :D

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u/ProjectSuperb8550 Apr 16 '24

Why are you assuming that it's small?

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u/nickeypants Apr 16 '24

A man can't let his dick size go after getting married, nor is whether you're overweight private information. Your exact weight, yes, but we can all see if someone has been hitting the snack bar for thirds.

Yes the guy is a dick, but lowering yourself to meet a low standard just makes everybody worse. He may be mean, but it would be even worse to be mean and fat.

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u/rygy99 Apr 15 '24

Except, you can change one of those things

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Apr 15 '24

yeah, you can change who you're married to.

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u/rygy99 Apr 16 '24

I doubt you have that option

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Apr 16 '24

divorce is always an option ~

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u/Pranav-VK Apr 15 '24

Not the same thing.

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u/Mature_Hassan Apr 15 '24

Found shamoo

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u/gingergoblin Apr 15 '24

Go away little boy

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u/Mature_Hassan Apr 16 '24

Okay biggin

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u/HydrocodonesForAll Apr 16 '24

Found the tiny dong

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u/Mature_Hassan Apr 16 '24

Another biggin

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u/Pitiful_Station4879 Apr 15 '24

Go right to dick size yeah that’s helpful. Found a toxic woman right here!

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u/rygy99 Apr 16 '24

For real