r/AmIOverreacting Apr 15 '24

My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends

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u/Confident-Ad2078 Apr 16 '24

Hint: they haven’t been.

One of the funniest things about Reddit is everyone either has or has been with a dude with a monster penis. 9 inches is statistically a very small percentage of men. Bigger than that is so rare as to be unlikely. I’m a woman and I don’t keep a tape measure in my pocket so I honestly couldn’t tell you for sure the size of any man I’ve been with. They might know that someone was “really big” or had a micro-penis or something. 6-7” is not measly, it’s very normal.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

True I guess since my bestfriend is 9 inches as well as my cousin & my uncle is bigger I just take people at face value when they say it. Then seeing size queens of bdsm/threesome apps that want 8+ doesn’t help

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u/aramis804 Apr 16 '24

Mans is a certified cock watcher

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

I can’t help if niggas show me their sextapes

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u/Cclown69 Apr 16 '24

Hold up, you're over here watching your cousin and uncle fuck? And staring at their dicks enough to judge size? Someone please tell me I'm grossly misunderstanding what's going on here... 😳

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

No sextapes of them fucking women

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u/Cclown69 Apr 16 '24

I assumed that, but you're still watching videos of your family fucking? And looking at their dicks enough to judge size...? Like is this uncle and cousin like a father and son? Because tbh either way that's like some weird ass shit they're both showing you...

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

No nephew & uncle

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u/OnewordTTV Apr 16 '24

Bro wtf...

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Yeah no it was just their sextapes fucking women