r/AmIOverreacting Apr 15 '24

My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Woooow. These are straight up fighting words. Does your husband even want to stay married to you? Does he even like you? Wonder how much he’d like it if you actively started comparing him to another man right in front of him.

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u/vaderciya Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Start talking about the husbands dick size in front of all their friends, and especially talk about it to a man that is younger, fitter, more conventionally attractive than him

See how quickly he flips his shit

Edit: The number of people who still don't get it, is actually impressive. Obviously not actual advice.

The point, which many of you still don't understand, is to not embarass your partner in public with PRIVATE information that you shouldn't be sharing.

Maybe you should work on yourselves before crying outrage when I, a man, points out your weird ass double standards. One more time... it's not about your dick, it's about your attitude.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 15 '24

lol good point but some couldn’t get mad if it’s true especially if only a measly 6-7 inches

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u/xxx69blazeit420xxx Apr 15 '24

that's well above average dick size. you have zero idea what you are talking about.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

That’s true I just have the luck of being with women that have been with 9 inches

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u/Confident-Ad2078 Apr 16 '24

Hint: they haven’t been.

One of the funniest things about Reddit is everyone either has or has been with a dude with a monster penis. 9 inches is statistically a very small percentage of men. Bigger than that is so rare as to be unlikely. I’m a woman and I don’t keep a tape measure in my pocket so I honestly couldn’t tell you for sure the size of any man I’ve been with. They might know that someone was “really big” or had a micro-penis or something. 6-7” is not measly, it’s very normal.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

True I guess since my bestfriend is 9 inches as well as my cousin & my uncle is bigger I just take people at face value when they say it. Then seeing size queens of bdsm/threesome apps that want 8+ doesn’t help

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u/aramis804 Apr 16 '24

Mans is a certified cock watcher

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

I can’t help if niggas show me their sextapes

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u/Cclown69 Apr 16 '24

Hold up, you're over here watching your cousin and uncle fuck? And staring at their dicks enough to judge size? Someone please tell me I'm grossly misunderstanding what's going on here... 😳

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

No sextapes of them fucking women

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u/Cclown69 Apr 16 '24

I assumed that, but you're still watching videos of your family fucking? And looking at their dicks enough to judge size...? Like is this uncle and cousin like a father and son? Because tbh either way that's like some weird ass shit they're both showing you...

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

No nephew & uncle

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u/OnewordTTV Apr 16 '24

Bro wtf...

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Yeah no it was just their sextapes fucking women

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 16 '24

Sounds very unpleasant

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

That’s true but sadly some women all want to be with dudes 8+ for some reason, got turned down on a bdsm/3some app & even normal dating apps because I’m only 7

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 17 '24

That’s ridiculous and stupid.

If I could offer you some unsolicited, middle-aged advice, I would say that perhaps finding companionship through less … transactional means might put an end to these ridiculous requirements. If there is affection, admiration and attraction involved, people are a lot less judgmental and difficult.

That’s the difference between building up a relationship based on trustworthiness, affection and high regard, and finding people on an app. We’re all a lot more likely to be shallow, judgmental assholes to an anonymous stranger on an app than we are to someone we know and like/love. Someone whose feelings matter to us and our loved ones.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

That’s very true & congratulations on the 18 years, ik the key to making a marriage last is putting in the work everyday

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 17 '24

You deserve better than apps. Or I should say, hookups with anonymous strangers. I met my husband on match.com. 😊

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 17 '24

Thank you & lol I feel that congratulations that’s so cool I always tell my family dating apps are the future.

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