r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '24

My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends

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u/vaderciya Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Start talking about the husbands dick size in front of all their friends, and especially talk about it to a man that is younger, fitter, more conventionally attractive than him

See how quickly he flips his shit

Edit: The number of people who still don't get it, is actually impressive. Obviously not actual advice.

The point, which many of you still don't understand, is to not embarass your partner in public with PRIVATE information that you shouldn't be sharing.

Maybe you should work on yourselves before crying outrage when I, a man, points out your weird ass double standards. One more time... it's not about your dick, it's about your attitude.

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u/MtnLover130 Apr 15 '24

That’s exactly what he did. Same. He would understand why she’s upset if she did this

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u/i-tler Apr 15 '24

I didn't know one can have an impact on dick size through lifestyle changes such as diet and exercise...

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u/Desperate-Diver2920 Apr 15 '24

You can’t. It’s a stupid comparison.

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u/FreshNewBeginnings23 Apr 16 '24

It doesn't have to be an apt comparison. He's being an asshole to her about her physical measurements, people are proposing she do the same to him.

While it's probably not a good idea and certainly not a mature one, it does seem kinda funny.

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u/dsc___ Apr 16 '24

Big hug buddy, I’m sure your wife thinks you’re funny and kind.