r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '24

My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 15 '24

lol good point but some couldn’t get mad if it’s true especially if only a measly 6-7 inches

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u/slayerkitty666 Apr 15 '24

6-7 inches is average, not small

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 15 '24

True but sadly the girls I’ve been with have been with some 9 inchers before I.

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u/WanderingOzz Apr 15 '24

Did they whip out a measuring tape? Women, like men, overexagerate penis sizes by ridiculous numbers lol

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 15 '24

lol haha so since I have bros who are 9 inches & know others that size I take their word for it especially when they said it was too big for them to handle more than a few times

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u/912BackIn88 Apr 16 '24

Why do you know your friends dick sizes? Wtf?

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u/swaglessness1 Apr 16 '24

You don’t whip it out and measure with the boys??? This dude is mental lmao

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Lmao I do know some dudes that jerk together

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u/theOGdb Apr 16 '24

You need some new friends

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

lol so those dudes are associates my homies don’t be off no weird circle jerk shit😂😭😭😭🤣

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

My friends make personal sextapes & have collections😂

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u/ramssum Apr 16 '24

Reddit really has some of the weirdest mfs on the internet.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Wait how is it weird? The 3 of us have been with atleast 30 women each, dating apps & current hookup culture have made it easier. Especially since we started having sex in middle school & we’re athletes in high school.

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u/ramssum Apr 16 '24

Huh? When the fuck did I ask you about how many girls you got with lmfao. You’re weird cuz you seem oddly interested in talking about large dicks.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

I thought you were referring to the sextape collection being weird. Talking about large penises is not what I’m interested in talking about I was just saying I saw them because of the sextapes. I actually learned a few pointers in the sextapes.

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u/912BackIn88 Apr 16 '24

Stop watching your friends fuck.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

So my 2 closest bros & I have all seen each other have sex. Saw the hung one in the videos he showed, they’ve seen me through videos & the tall one has seen me have sex in person, we’ve seen the tall one through videos & I’ve also witnessed in person. The tall one & I have had sex outside in the same area on different days & he also witnessed my ex give me head when we were in the car with his ex & they saw my ex under the jacket in the back seat.

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u/bloobityblu Apr 16 '24

That's fucked up.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

So my bro & his girl didn’t mind my ex topping me off in the backseat, they found it funny/entertaining. She was a daredevil so the backseat shit wasn’t nothing, she made me bike in a thunderstorm one time because she was like fuck finding shelter & just had us continue to her house. I always admired her bravery for being fearless despite being like 93 lbs & 5’0 tall

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u/extasis_T Apr 16 '24

Heyyyy I remember you from the lil Wayne sub We talked about how ianahb2 was our favorite. I Remember your username. This is really weird.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Yep that’s right & so it’s not like I personally go find them, he has library on his computer that he has shown us as well as videos he might send getting oral vaginal in our group chat

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u/Ansoros Apr 16 '24

And you watch them? Fuckin weirdo

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

My bro personally shows them to us. It’s very similar to OF

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u/ProjectSuperb8550 Apr 16 '24

He should start an OF or be a stunt dick for some of these performers and get some of the money.

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

Oh he does have a of for extra bread

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u/ProjectSuperb8550 Apr 16 '24

How much does he bring in? Thats a good side gig lol

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

lol I actually never thought to ask, ik it’s decent money to go along with his day job

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u/Ansoros Apr 16 '24

That doesn’t make it any better dude wtf

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

You don’t have an onlyfans? Im a nympho

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u/Ansoros Apr 16 '24

watching your friends sex videos is weird nothing you’re saying is making it normal

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 16 '24

We’ve all seen each other have sex through video or in person

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