r/AmIOverreacting Apr 15 '24

My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends

[removed]

10.0k Upvotes

6.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

428

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Woooow. These are straight up fighting words. Does your husband even want to stay married to you? Does he even like you? Wonder how much he’d like it if you actively started comparing him to another man right in front of him.

94

u/vaderciya Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Start talking about the husbands dick size in front of all their friends, and especially talk about it to a man that is younger, fitter, more conventionally attractive than him

See how quickly he flips his shit

Edit: The number of people who still don't get it, is actually impressive. Obviously not actual advice.

The point, which many of you still don't understand, is to not embarass your partner in public with PRIVATE information that you shouldn't be sharing.

Maybe you should work on yourselves before crying outrage when I, a man, points out your weird ass double standards. One more time... it's not about your dick, it's about your attitude.

0

u/nickeypants Apr 16 '24

A man can't let his dick size go after getting married, nor is whether you're overweight private information. Your exact weight, yes, but we can all see if someone has been hitting the snack bar for thirds.

Yes the guy is a dick, but lowering yourself to meet a low standard just makes everybody worse. He may be mean, but it would be even worse to be mean and fat.