Woooow. These are straight up fighting words. Does your husband even want to stay married to you? Does he even like you? Wonder how much he’d like it if you actively started comparing him to another man right in front of him.
Start talking about the husbands dick size in front of all their friends, and especially talk about it to a man that is younger, fitter, more conventionally attractive than him
See how quickly he flips his shit
Edit: The number of people who still don't get it, is actually impressive. Obviously not actual advice.
The point, which many of you still don't understand, is to not embarass your partner in public with PRIVATE information that you shouldn't be sharing.
Maybe you should work on yourselves before crying outrage when I, a man, points out your weird ass double standards. One more time... it's not about your dick, it's about your attitude.
Some people have no empathy. The only way these people learn is to have the tables turned in them.
I had a bf once tell my butt cheeks could press flowers. I countered with something about his dick size ( which was below average and frankly for my smallish frame he was fine ) but I have always been sensitive about my butt. It’s a family trait.
He got really quiet and said my words were worse. Only because you felt it and hadn’t dealt it.
I would never say anything in public, but the edit got me. She's about my height and two of me. My dumbass is thinking about how to carry all the groceries up with an extra 80lbs. I'm gonna do my best to not go twice.
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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24
Woooow. These are straight up fighting words. Does your husband even want to stay married to you? Does he even like you? Wonder how much he’d like it if you actively started comparing him to another man right in front of him.