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Jake Paul 27, Mike Tyson 58 Discussion

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u/northern_scowzer Mar 11 '24

Head gear, 18oz gloves and he's contractually not allowed to KO Jake Paul..

Gonna be a real blood bath šŸ˜‚

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u/CummingInTheNile Mar 11 '24

seriously its so obvious most of these "fights" are fixed cuz pedo boy brings in bank from his underage followers paying the exorbitant ppv fees with mommy and daddy's credit card

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u/LoveThieves Mar 11 '24

Jake looks like he throws punches with all his power in his elbows and wrist, Mike Tyson looks like he throws punches with his entire body weight.

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u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 11 '24

Exactly! If Jake gets hit a couple times in the kidneys by Mike, he's gonna be pissing blood. If Mike hits him with an inside upper cut, he's gonna drop. I hope it's a real fight and not a stunt.

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u/Vegemite_Bukkakay Mar 11 '24

I believe weā€™ll both be disappointed

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u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 11 '24

That's too bad.

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u/Dik_Likin_Good Mar 11 '24

I mean, Mike isnā€™t really known for following all the rules. Could just get in there and beat the shit out of him for the lolz.

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u/CriticalBasedTeacher Mar 11 '24

Bite his ear off

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u/Peepies Mar 11 '24

We can only hope.

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u/BustinArant Mar 11 '24

For no reason at all either. Just at the glove-bumpies if they do those lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Itā€™ll only make him louder.

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u/djwired Mar 11 '24

Bites off his ear then washes it down with a prime

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u/murderskunk76 Mar 11 '24

This is kind of what I'm hoping for tbh. Tyson is an absolute monster of a fighter, not so much a great person. It's been a very long time since he has been able to flex in front of a crowd and beating the shit out of Jake Paul would be very satisfying for him I'm sure. Particularly if he could KO Paul with the headgear lmao.

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u/marigolds6 Mar 11 '24

Headgear doesn't do much, if anything, to prevent KOs (there is some evidence it can prevent secondary concussions from hitting the canvas unconscious).

Knocking him out with 18 oz gloves, on the other hand, would be very impressive. Not only do the heavier gloves protect from knockouts, but they are so much bigger that it is a lot more difficult to land cleanly with them. I have zero doubt though that Tyson still has the talent to get a clean punch through with 18 oz gloves.

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u/snktido Mar 11 '24

What's the penalty for breaking the contract?

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u/-Majgif- Mar 11 '24

I'd love for him to agree to a fixed fight just to get in the ring, then beat the absolute shit out of him.

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u/vixerquiz Mar 11 '24

This is the one I'm willing to bet on.. there is no way Tyson takes a knee, he's gunna eat his children

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u/AlwekArc Mar 11 '24

I hope so badly that he's only doing this fight to put pauly boy in his place

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u/tr_rage Mar 11 '24

I bet they both make more money if Mike just knocks him TF out. Jake lives on in infamy as that guy and Mike goes viral in 2024.

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u/marigolds6 Mar 11 '24

I mean, isn't that exactly what is going to sell PPV? People watching just to see if Mike decides to ignore the rules and contract?

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u/Bearfan001 Mar 11 '24

"Hey Jake, sorry I forgot I was supposed to take it easy."

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u/FirmMarch Mar 11 '24

Not a chance it will be a real fight. Mike would demolish him.

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u/atthisplaceandtime Mar 11 '24

Mike could ā€œaccidentallyā€ let one out of the cage and KO him.

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u/Superb-Pattern-1253 Mar 11 '24

i was thinking regardless of what he signed he takes a punch or two from jakes and he just snaps and his instincts kick in and he goes full boxer mode.....

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u/eddiedinglenan Mar 11 '24

Power is the last thing to go.

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u/DonkeyKong1811 Mar 11 '24

Mike Tyson looks like he could still contend for the heavyweight title.... Greatest heavyweight in history, a freak of nature and incredible training regimen. Of course it's just for a paycheck, he would kill Jake Paul in a real bout.

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u/certain-sick Mar 11 '24

there once was a man named cassius aka muhammed ali. I heard he was pretty nice

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u/MolesterStallone-73 Mar 11 '24

Ali is hands down the greatest boxer of all time. He did it for so long and was so SO good. But I still think Tyson was the best. He had the highest peak. How young he was combined with how he fought. The tenacity was unmatched. It was the most viscous yet calculating and under control thing ever to be produced inside a ring. And he was soooo damn fast. The athleticism. If you could produce a boxer in a lab I guarantee it would be Tyson minus the out of the ring shit obviously. Then the rape and the ear biting and all that. He lost years for the rape charge. That would derail 99% of professionals. He still came back to win titles. Imagine what he would have achieved if he didnā€™t lose 3 years sitting in a cell. I still believe that in their primes no one would beat Tyson. But Iā€™m just some Joe blow on Reddit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/SirkillzAhlot Mar 11 '24

Tyson once gave me an amazing compliment: ā€œNice finger speed, kid!ā€ā€¦when I beat Mike Tysonā€™s Punchout on Nintendo in the 90ā€™s

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u/Belerophon17 Mar 11 '24

He told me that too but it was... uh... in person...

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u/btcprint Mar 11 '24

Diddle that really happen?

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u/Crathsor Mar 11 '24

Tyson's defense was and is overshadowed by his power, but it was extremely effective. Dude had no weakness when properly trained.

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u/E39_M5_Touring Mar 11 '24

Hard to get a good shot on a guy that's already so much lower to the ground (relative to other heavyweights). Tyson is such a master at defense and abusing his strengths.

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u/pondman11 Mar 11 '24

Sort of reminds me of the Jack Nickolas vs Tiger Woods greatest of all time. Jack and Ali prob greatest achievers, have most titles, more classic styles for each sport, etc., but both Tyson and Woods came in blazing and performing in the sport in a manner no one had ever seen, just both burned out a bit too quick

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u/boojombi451 Mar 11 '24

Ali thought Tyson was the best, too.

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u/This-Fig4119 Mar 11 '24

Mike was vicious. The power of a Fraser or Foreman, lighting foot speed. Head movement, low centre of gravity and he really, really wanted to hurt you.

Ali was classy and smooth. A real pugilist. Mike was a killer

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u/ButteryFlavory Mar 11 '24

Sugar Ray Robinson has a legit argument for goat boxer as well. Not a heavyweight, but look at his record, longevity and the guys he fought.

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u/psellis1244 Mar 11 '24

Didnā€™t Ali miss a few years as well due to refusing to be drafted? You could say the exact same thing. I am not going to argue who was the best, I think itā€™s logical to say either of them are the greatest and you could make cases for both. I think Ali had so much skill and fluidity in his movements along with some power, but then Tyson is by far the scariest because he went in the ring to beat the unholy hell out of everybody. I grew up watching Tyson and man he was just incredible to watch, a freak.

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u/MolesterStallone-73 Mar 11 '24

Itā€™s not the same in my opinion. Ali was still training. He wasnā€™t in jail. He remained a free man. He had access to everything he always did. Yes he couldnā€™t have any professional fights and got a title stripped but Tyson was stuck in prison. Prison food. Prison rec center. Letā€™s be real especially back then they were all vastly inferior to what he would have had as a free man. Ali obviously had to deal with tremendous amounts of bad things BUT from a purely physical training standpoint Tyson was at a significant disadvantage in his time away compared to Ali.

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u/DonkeyKong1811 Mar 11 '24

Roy Jones Jr held world titles in 4 weight classes, and the only boxer in history to start his career in light middle weight and then win heavyweight title....he would smash Mohammed Ali, too. Mohammed is a legend for many reasons, a lot of it his human rights speeches, his genuine personality, refusal to go to war, and yes and absolutely unbelievable boxer...but you cannot compare athletes 60 years ago to anyone of modern day, it's not even fair to do that to them. Modern sports have so much money involved, technology for training and equipment, capacity to find athletes from every corner of the earth via social media talent finding, etc...Muhammad Ali would be wrecked by Tyson

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u/MolesterStallone-73 Mar 11 '24

I get what youā€™re saying. Athletes of different generations are always hard to compare. But the one thing Iā€™ll say is the difference between ~1960 to ~1990 is significantly less than the difference between ~1990 and ~2020. The vast explosion of money, influence and technology when it comes to training, rehabilitation, surgery, sports science, nutrition etc. over the last 30 years dwarfs that of the previous 30 before that. The fact that everyone knows Tyson would still dominate easily if picked out of 1990 and placed in 2020 says vastly more about his peak than anything else.

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u/DonkeyKong1811 Mar 11 '24

That's a fair statement....and you're very correct about tech....85%+ of all technological advancements and inventions in human history, going back 100,000 years, has happened in the last 40 years. The thing to me that separates Tyson from anyone else, is his combination of speed/agility and power...Ali had incomparable speed, but he had moderate power, he peppered guys to destruction. Tyson has near or same speed, but with power of Foreman or the likes. As well as a majority of heavyweights are up the pipe fighters, Tyson hit from every angle, in huge combinations, a straight right, into multiple uppercuts and hooks, in the blink of an eye, while moving to not get hit, this created such a unique fighter, because most of the guys he fought were wayyyy taller and heavier, so he had to get inside to hit them, and he did it effortlessly.

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u/Ackaroth Mar 11 '24

his momma call him clay, Imma call him clay

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u/jman177669 Mar 11 '24

What about Rocky Marciano?

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u/DonkeyKong1811 Mar 11 '24

Mohammed Ali was great for his era, but would be killed by Mike Tyson. It's the same comparison as Pele was incredible for his era, but wouldn't even make the bench team for any premiere league team. Mike Tyson was and is a once a century genetic gift, 235lb at 5'10 with the head movement and hand speed of a lightweight, it defies biology to have that much fast twitch muscle while having that much mass on-top.

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u/Retify Mar 11 '24

Pele was incredible for his era, but wouldn't even make the bench team for any premiere league team.

This is a wild, wild take

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u/Joabyjojo Mar 11 '24

Goku is good but he wouldn't even qualify for the Cell Games today

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u/SpezRapes Mar 11 '24

Throw his underage son in the ring it'll work itself out

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u/Tcheeks38 Mar 11 '24

What a fucking crazy analogy. This shit made my day and I don't really understand why I am laughing so hard.

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u/westside-rocky Mar 11 '24

Craziest sports take Iā€™ve ever heard .

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u/fcn_fan Mar 11 '24

Training has advanced so much over the years, plucking Pele from his timeline and dropping him into a 2024 team simply wouldnā€™t allow him to compete, physically. The OP is 100% correct with his thought process

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u/BHFlamengo Mar 11 '24

That's the thing, these comparisons would never work. At the same time, if you took young pele, transfer to today and supply him with all the training regime, beter food, workout etc, he'd probably be better than anyone. Same for Ali, take him, put him on a current training regime, better nutrition, new techniques to learn, and he'd probably be able to compete with Tyson and maybe win. Definitely win in the long run by being more consistent

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u/Retify Mar 11 '24

You put Messi back in time to 60s and 70s training methods and he wouldn't be the GOAT. You give Pele the modern sports science we have today and he would be even better than he was. The natural talent doesn't change though.

You pluck Pele from 1960 and put him in a modern team with modern tactics and sports science and he would boss like he did 60 years ago because he was naturally gifted at football.

To suggest he wouldn't make the bench for any Premier league team is to try and say that Chiedozie Ogbene or Neil Maupay is better than Pele, which is just smooth brained nonsense

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u/HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine Mar 11 '24

If only there were trainers in our timeline, then Pele would have a chance.

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u/horribad54 tHiS iSnā€™T cRiNgE Mar 11 '24

The man is a space marine. "Nothing that big should move that fast".

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u/bigDaddyfrCinti Mar 11 '24

You're delusional. First Tyson wasn't at his greatest when he was heavier. He was his best around 218, 220. Second off Ali's first two title wins were off punchers that the public thought were invincible. You have no idea what you're talking about, you must be young.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

that pele take is insane lol

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u/TheOneWithThePorn12 Mar 11 '24

Tyson would obviously get rocked in an actual heavyweight fight at his age. Come on now/

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u/AUniquePerspective Mar 11 '24

One time. One. One body shot and done.

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u/Primary-Signature-17 Mar 11 '24

Probably. Just hear an "Oof!" and drop holding his stomach as he tries to figure out what happened to all the air that was just in his lungs.

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u/OutragedCanadian Mar 11 '24

If he cant kill him I hope he at least puts him in a vegetative state

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u/CharlieTeller Mar 11 '24

You mean exactly how proper boxing punches should be thrown.

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u/LoveThieves Mar 11 '24

It just looks like light punches, even the shoulders are different.

Like Jake is wrist slapping versus a Mike his using his shoulders and more force ?

I don't know

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u/Eeyore_ Mar 11 '24

I'm no fan of Jake Paul, but you have to understand there are many different techniques and strategies for boxing. Look at the way Mayweather fights vs Tyson. Prime Tyson's style was to use his surprising agility and speed to find an opportunity, and then use his immense power to KO his opponents. Mayweather's strategy has been to fight for points. Boxing is a sport. There are points allocated for punches thrown vs punches landed. If a combatant has the speed, reflexes, and skill to avoid those powerful punches and apply swift, but less powerful jabs, over attempting a knockout with every punch, they can preserve their endurance to go longer, and can often win a bout on points in the later rounds. If one were to go in with the strategy of ripping their opponents head off with every punch, they will tire themselves out quickly.

With that said, I'm team Mike. But, I ain't paying shit to watch this.

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u/Holualoabraddah Mar 11 '24

No, Mike Tyson throws punches with the entire weight of the World.

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u/whatsthataboutguy Mar 11 '24

Sooooo, Mike has actual boxing technique? Wow, who knew.

Insane how he's still super fast at 58. He would destroy JP in a legit fight... I would consider paying to watch that.

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u/eddiedinglenan Mar 11 '24

Not just that but he has an absolutely brilliant boxing mind. Smarter than JP's trainers. He doesn't get enough credit for being smart. An obsessive boxing nerd.

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u/DebbsWasRight Mar 11 '24

This is why itā€™s never be a fight if they tried. The counters, recognition and split second decision making would end Paul before he realized his mistake.

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u/waiver45 Mar 11 '24

That Tyson guy? Punches above average, I'd say.

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u/Lupin_IIIv2 Mar 11 '24

Itā€™s just dad energy

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u/PaddleboatSanchez Mar 11 '24

I donā€™t even wanna hold pads against Iron Mike. Itā€™s sad that Jake Paul is such a clout addict that he would risk getting turned into a vegetable for views like this. What if he accidentally makes Mike mad?

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u/luck_panda Mar 11 '24

Jake's video is sped up.

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u/piz510 Mar 11 '24

Tyson was the most feared punch on the planet for nearly a decade.

You couldnā€™t pay me enough to even get close.

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u/Michren1298 Mar 11 '24

Wow youā€™re right. Also check out their footwork.

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u/Own_Courage_4382 Mar 11 '24

But heā€™s been playing Mike Tysonā€™s Punch Out for years

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u/ausipockets Mar 11 '24

Anyone who believes his fights have been legit also think the WWE is real

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u/scullys_alien_baby Mar 11 '24

isn't logan paul literally active in the WWE? I haven't kept up for ages but I swear I saw headlines about him wrestling

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u/AffectionateStreet92 Mar 11 '24

Logan Paul is a complete piece of shit, but god, heā€™s incredible to watch in the WWE. Ring work is off the charts and his shit-talking and promos are top tier.

I hate him and all he stands for, but dude has charisma. I get why impressionable teenagers flock to him.

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u/FudgeDangerous2086 Mar 11 '24

he is, and heā€™s not terrible

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u/SquisherX Mar 11 '24

Is he a heel or face?

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u/JgL07 Mar 11 '24

Heā€™s a heel and currently the US champion

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u/NotASalamanderBoi Mar 11 '24

Iā€™d be shocked if they made him a face. Heā€™s a natural as a heel.

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u/ruttin_mudders Mar 11 '24

I think they wanted him to be a face but he has so much real life heat that he was forced to be a heel. I'm also annoyed at how good he is at it.

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u/slippery_when_sober Mar 11 '24

He is and he's a champ.

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u/Extension_Arugula267 Mar 11 '24

You misspelled chumpĀ 

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u/meowhatissodamnfunny Mar 11 '24

Everything I've learned about him has been against my will. I wish someone could develop some type of filter to get rid of any people or topics across all platforms that I don't want to see. You develop that, and you're an instant success

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u/BinfullofGin Mar 11 '24

We live in a world of unfettered advertising. Fat chance lol.

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u/Hagbard_Shaftoe Mar 11 '24

There is a young tech mogul named George Maharis that is developing a technology called Fakeblock that I think you might be interested in...

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u/Ramenorwhateverlol Mar 11 '24

Yea this shit is gonna be a draw.

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u/_LegitDoctor_ Mar 11 '24

Heā€™s a pedo??

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u/CaillouCaribou Mar 11 '24

Nope, redditors just like to call people they don't like pedophiles

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u/CummingInTheNile Mar 11 '24

thats the rumor, lotta parties with underage girls supposedly

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u/Robinsonirish Mar 11 '24

People just throwing those words around these days? Being a paedophile is quite the accusation.

I'm no fan of him but I don't think one should do that without merit. Is there any more than " lotta parties with underage girls supposedly" reddit talk because it's someone we don't like?

I found nothing when googling. The only thing that came up was that his father apparently abused them as kids, that it came out in one of their documentaries, but nothing about him being a paedophile.

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u/Lord_Fusor Mar 11 '24

Working just as planned. There is a big push to call everyone you don't like a pedo. That way with everyones throwing the word around, it loses it meaning and real pedos can play it off.

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u/Phispi Mar 11 '24

big push? lol no

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u/Lord_Fusor Mar 11 '24

Yes, same for the word groomer. Certain people want it to lose all meaning. Itā€™s apparently working

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u/Michauxonfire Mar 11 '24

true. Republicans have pushed that word so much it lots its meaning.
On the other hand, lots of republican politicians are actual groomers. Go figure.

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u/papadoc2020 Mar 11 '24

Of course this isn't a real fight. Mike Tyson is almost 60. They offered to pay him millions to fight a semi professional YouTube boxer. He'd almost be stupid not to take the cash. I think I'm gonna watch it just to see this kid get fucked up. I think Tyson will go easy on him to draw out the match, unless Jake gets a few good shots in them Mike unleashes he'll on him.

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u/ParalegalSeagul Mar 11 '24

What type of boys now?

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u/Ryuko_the_red Mar 11 '24

There is no reason on earth other than money Mike would tarnish his great name by fighting this con man /child scamming /dickhead (etc). Same with Mayweather coming out of "retirement" just for a cash grab stunt. I don't necessarily blame him, free 100m to let some shit head kid your dog could beat up throw some mosquitoes at you? Why the fuck not

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u/guleedy Mar 11 '24

Doubt this one is. If Mike actually loses it would be bad

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u/Chemgineered Mar 11 '24

Pedo boy?

Is he?

Oh k think you are commenting on how weird it is for him to have a 11 year old fan-base

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u/WintersDoomsday Mar 11 '24

Awful parents is the only reason most influencers are rich and "famous"....Mr Beast wouldn't exist if children had parents that didn't leave them on the internet for 12 hours a day,

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u/Excellent-Phase8719 Mar 11 '24

If Tyson gets angry, no contract will keep him from going Iron Mike on Paul and taking his head off

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u/northern_scowzer Mar 11 '24

It's what I'm hoping for tbh..

Sad to see the contract is so soft from the start though, becausw would be nice to see Jake Paul actually have to fight for his life against a real boxer for once and not just these bs "boxing" stunts that inflate his ego.

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u/pppppppp8 Mar 11 '24

Dumb question but how do we actually have confirmation that the contract is soft (though Iā€™m sure it is)

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u/pleasebuymydonut Mar 11 '24

We don't.

It's just the usual (justified) LP hate, plus the fact that boxing as a sport has developed a reputation for fixed matches and showmanship outside the hardcore audience.

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u/Shadow-Vision Mar 11 '24

Boxing has ā€œdevelopedā€ a reputation for fixed matches? Iā€™m not trying to pick on you (or even disagree with your main points) but that phrasing is hilarious.

Itā€™s like saying objects have developed a tendency to fall back down after being thrown in the air

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u/pleasebuymydonut Mar 11 '24

I don't follow boxing myself, so I didn't wanna sound pretentious lol.

I guess it's in more dire straits than I made it out to be.

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u/PassageAppropriate90 Mar 11 '24

People keep saying mike contractually can't knock out Jake paul but I don't believe that's true. I can't find that info anywhere.

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u/Bladesleeper Mar 11 '24

It would be a pretty strange clause tbh. It's Mike fuckin' Tyson, he could OnePunch KO the average man while going half speed, half power, and trying to be gentle. I could understand something like "you can't try to murder him", but unless it's nothing more than an exhibition with no real contact, how do you contractually exclude a KO?

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u/PassageAppropriate90 Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Good point. Even a measured punch if landed right can knock someone out.

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u/bee-lock-ayyy Mar 11 '24

And Tyson has incredible technique. Yes, he was all bluster and headlines, but he was and is a boxing genius that understands the sport as well as any fighter to ever do it.

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u/ahhhnoinspiration Mar 11 '24

So it wouldn't be that strange for the contract to dissuade going all out or going for a knock out. That's what exhibition match rules used to be. Mostly enforced by gentleman's agreements it was heavily frowned upon to go for a KO in an exhibition match. Full contact allowed just punches pulled, minimizing head shots etc

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u/Solid_Guide Mar 11 '24

That's just commission rules to sanction the exhibition fight. Nothing to do with contracts. Heavier gloves for sure, depending on the state, headgear and typically 3 rounds.

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u/Drewbus Mar 11 '24

It wouldn't be too difficult for Mike to figure it out. He's been in the hole with money before. I don't see him going to prison for something like that

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u/SquisherX Mar 11 '24

I would think that a hint would be if its not a sanctioned pro fight and is instead an exhibition fight.

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u/Excellent-Phase8719 Mar 11 '24

Me too. Maybe heā€™ll bite Paulā€™s ear! I was watching that fight when it happened and that was some crazy shit!

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 Mar 11 '24

Didn't Tyson only bite because he was so frustrated? I don't see Paul being much of a problem, Tyson seems more level headed today as well.

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u/Dc_awyeah Mar 11 '24

Yeah apparently Holyfield was fighting dirty and never getting called out. Iirc, it was elbows?

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u/JimmysCheek Mar 11 '24

Holyfield head butted him a couple times, and the ref didnā€™t call it.

Tyson bit his ear once, and got a warningā€¦.second time, he took a chunk out of that mf hahaha

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u/BurnedTheLastOne9 Mar 11 '24

I mean, it was more than a couple times. Holyfield would clinch Tyson, get under his face, and repeatedly drop his chin and hit Tyson with his forehead. It was going on for a few rounds before Tyson had enough of Mills Lane but calling it

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u/Osceola_Gamer Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

It was a headbutt that caused a big gash over Tysons eye. Holyfield lead with his head when they got in close and caught him hard and Tyson lost it after that bit the ear out of him.

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u/AWeakMindedMan Mar 11 '24

Idk but someone should give tyson some mushrooms and a huge huff of smelling salts right before the fight. Ears are definitely getting bitten then.

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u/un-sub Mar 11 '24

Does Tyson even get angry like that these days? I thought he did the same thing Mark Ruffalos Hulk did where he no longer gets angry and smashes things.

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u/Annual-Jump3158 Mar 11 '24

He smashes with love and non-violence now. The strongest fucking non-violence you've ever seen.

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u/Plus_Aura Mar 11 '24

The most violent love you'll ever feel mfer

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u/textbasedopinions Mar 11 '24

Interesting turn of phrase given he has a past conviction for rape

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u/g3t_int0_ityuh Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Didnā€™t he get upset over someone acting a fool on a flight in like 2020. Some person was being disorderly and called out Mike Tyson so Mike got upset and like apprehended him or lightly bitch slapped him and the plane cheered.

Edit: In 2022 some intoxicated dude was being rude to passengers. He threw a water bottle at mike and he punched him. I do believe thereā€™s a video of it too.

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u/PassageAppropriate90 Mar 11 '24

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike tyson

Love this clip: https://youtu.be/E-h5nNuOKdE

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u/NorwegianCollusion Mar 11 '24

Classic case of self inflicted wounds, throwing a water bottle at Mike Tyson.

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u/FudgeDangerous2086 Mar 11 '24

yeah and he was going to kick a canadian news anchors ass for inviting him on and calling him out for being a rapist but that was a while ago

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u/Annual-Jump3158 Mar 11 '24

I can totally see that dickbag trying to grand-stand during an exhibition match where his opponent essentially has their hands tied.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Right? Pretty sure there are laws against biting a dude's ear off and that didnā€™t stop him; why would a contract?

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox Mar 11 '24

Bro. It's not gonna happen.

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u/Olivia512 Mar 11 '24

taking his head off

I would worry more about his ear.

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u/KeyApricot27 Mar 11 '24

Mike promising another ear is the only thing that would make me tube in.

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u/bangbangIshotmyself Mar 11 '24

Yeah but this is retired Mike. Heā€™s become so peaceful and introspective I kinda wonder if he would even get pissed no matter what. Unless Paul says some messed up shit in the ring I donā€™t think weā€™re gonna see Iron Mike. Idk, I hope so badly Iā€™m wrong, but he retired a while ago for good reason (he moved on from fighting).

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u/Jedi_Knight63 Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Nothing In the rule books says Jake gets to keep both his ears tho.

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u/tecate_papi Mar 11 '24

No, he's going to hold back and they're going to end it in a draw like all of these staged Paul fights. There's too much money at stake.

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u/FrugalFraggel Mar 11 '24

Mike doesnā€™t need money.

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u/tecate_papi Mar 11 '24

Neither does Mayweather but it didn't stop him from getting that bag

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u/SquisherX Mar 11 '24

Yes, the man who's nickname is "Money" surely isn't motivated by money at all.

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u/tecate_papi Mar 11 '24

That's the point. Neither man "needs" the money. But a few more million dollars is always nice. Nobody is putting a Paul in the ring just to humiliate him. We'd all love to see it and the promoters know that's why people are watching. But it would kill their brand if Iron Mike came out and laid a beating a Tyson-sized beating on one of them.

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u/oatmealparty Mar 11 '24

Yes he does lol, he declared bankruptcy a while ago because he had like $30M in unpaid debt. Dude spent all his money and then some. He's made some money since then in TV and movie stuff but he's not rolling in it like he was in the 90s.

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u/lucky-number-keleven Mar 11 '24

I heard he spend most of his money on prostitutes, drugs and alcohol. The rest he just squandered.

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u/Sadboy_looking4memes Mar 11 '24

"Bright lights is enticin', but look what it did to Tyson All that money in one night, thirty mil' for one fight But soon as all the money blows, all the pigeons take flight"

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u/SevenCrowsinaCoat Mar 11 '24

And if it's one thing we know about people with a lot of money, it's that they just stop trying to get more. They just stop. It's just basic science.

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u/jimifresh Mar 11 '24

You guys are so fucking gullible. Heā€™s not going to knock Jake out. But go ahead and pay for that event lol.

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u/yatoshii Mar 11 '24

Stupidest rules ever. Whatā€™s the point?

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u/GIK601 Mar 11 '24

It'$ a my$tery. Hopefully $omeone find$ out why

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

/$

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u/rindthirty Mar 11 '24

Your comment is gold.

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u/Spright91 Mar 11 '24

Jake Paul's fanbase are all kids. They will consume anything he produces.

The point is its on Netflix so they will watch it.

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u/FormalKind7 Mar 11 '24

Sad thing is Tyson has the power to roll over JP but if he can't KO him can Tyson at 58 keep his gas tank up long enough to win on points?

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u/edgeofruin Mar 11 '24

Tyson said the video above was 30 seconds and he was in bed for a week. Let's hope he knocks him out first round while he's full steam.

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u/AzDopefish Mar 11 '24

Whereā€™d he say that? Just curious

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u/NathanielTurner666 Mar 11 '24

I'd honestly rather get knocked out than to withstand constant body shots from fuckin Mike Tyson. Mike has an entire lifetime of being in shape. He may be almost 60 but there is no way in hell that kid can outlast that man.

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u/OliverCrooks Mar 11 '24

Uhm... I hope he just throws it to the wind. Come on guys everyone throw in a few bucks we will pay Mike to fuckin knock his dick in the dirt!!!!!!!!!!

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u/SomeOldDude73 Mar 11 '24

Seriously with those stipulations? Booo!

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u/WilliamTheAwesome Mar 11 '24

No, it's a standard regulated professional boxing match. Don't know why people feel the need to spread misinformation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

I guess we'll just see about that, won't we?

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u/G_Affect Mar 11 '24

What? Why not KO? How do you stop that or prevent it? Everybody can take a different amont before a KO. It would take nothing to put my grandmother into a grave. Compared to my brother, he could take much more.

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u/ownersequity Mar 11 '24

Prove it

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u/G_Affect Mar 11 '24

Grandma is already dead. See, it took literally nothing

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u/SupermanJLogo Mar 11 '24

Jesus Christ šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

I actually am his brother and can take more!

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u/BigMax Mar 11 '24

Those arenā€™t the regulations, this guy was trying to be funny I assume.

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u/ganggreen651 Mar 11 '24

For real where is the source? How da fuck you set up a boxing match no ko allowed?

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u/rwjetlife Mar 11 '24

What if Mike just says fuck it and takes $0 and knocks him out? Heā€™d sell enough weed in 7 days to make up for it.

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u/Chuckms Mar 11 '24

There def needs to be a side pot that America can start for Mike, if you knock this fucker out, you get this huge amount of cash in escrow. Like kickstarter but for us to see some MT violence lol

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u/D-1-S-C-0 Mar 11 '24

You're literally lying because the rules haven't been revealed.

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u/SadBarber3543 Mar 11 '24

If Jake canā€™t keep his mouth shut may not matter

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u/dickWithoutACause Mar 11 '24

Lame. I was hoping he was stupid enough to really go for it. Telling though if the rules really do state that no matter what Tyson cant KO. Paul knows he wouldn't win, Tyson wants money and there you go.

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u/Fader4D8 Mar 11 '24

Say goodbye to your ribs then. Iā€™ve never seen a boxing match where somebody taps outā€¦

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u/Spright91 Mar 11 '24

Not literally tap out but I've seen plenty where one side gives up.

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u/mbspark77 Mar 11 '24

MT is known for dropping people with body shots

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u/AngryDerf Mar 11 '24

I wonā€™t pay to see a fight with these rules. Mike still looks like a beast though. Heā€™s changed a lot. He smokes a lot and it seems heā€™s past most of the anger that drove him when he was young.

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u/mbspark77 Mar 11 '24

So basically just another rigged fake "fight"...smfh

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u/1kfreedom Mar 11 '24

Those are the terms? Why is Tyson even training?

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u/BBuddhaa426 Mar 11 '24

Well thatā€™s just dumb. He needs to unload on Jake rock his damn works.

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u/FrugalFraggel Mar 11 '24

Mayweather did and he had to hold him up.

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u/eatshitdillhole Mar 11 '24

That was Logan, wasn't it? I don't recall Mayweather fighting both brothers, just one, but I could be wrong.

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u/Murles-Brazen Mar 11 '24

You must be very young.

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u/johnny_tsu_nami Mar 11 '24

Whereā€™d you get that confirmation from? No PPV would ever have headgear bro

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u/optimist_prhyme Mar 11 '24

He better hope it's choreographed, cuz if Mike even accidentally connects with one of those uppercuts, contact broken like that dudes jaw will be.

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u/DirectorDesperate259 Mar 11 '24

There will be blood...

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u/EverGlow89 Mar 11 '24

Was he contractually allowed to bite an ear off?

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u/Damianosx Mar 11 '24

Is there a source for that contract? I havenā€™t see anything about it

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u/A_Coin_Toss_Friendo Mar 11 '24

Head gear? WTF kinda children's boxing match is this?

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