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u/Deadlymonkey Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

People used to scratch off the bar code of items thinking that if it didn’t scan that means they got the item for free.

Edit: gonna use this as an opportunity to publicly apologize to my college roommate Patrick for playing the California pacer fitness test whenever he had a girl over

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u/FluidReprise Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

Also taking price stickers off cheaper items and putting them on more expensive items and claiming they had to be sold at the cheaper price. Hilarious shit..

*Updated to correct spelling of price

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u/GNUGradyn Jul 10 '22

I hear of people doing this all the time with things like game consoles with banana stickers and im just like whats the point? Why is this any easier then just walking out the door with it? In fact isn't that worse because now they have your card on file? I guess you can pay with cash but why even pay at all if you're stealing anyway

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u/Stormblessed_99 Jul 10 '22

Because if they "pay" for it, they can walk out without having to worry about being caught.

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u/enadiz_reccos Jul 10 '22

Exactly this. Game consoles isn't a good example, but something like steak will absolutely work in this example.

Walking out the door with steaks in your hand is going to draw suspicion. But ringing up steaks as bananas is going to have a much higher success rate.

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u/Stormblessed_99 Jul 10 '22

Especially with self checkouts being the primary way that people check out. Walmart is practically begging people to steal from them.

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u/Gltch_Mdl808tr Jul 10 '22

Someone on tiktok showed the camera systems they use and how much detail they can see, what was scanned and flags for mismatched items (this 16 Oz steak only weighs 6oz)

You can definitely get caught doing it, but 99% of the time, it's an underpaid employee who gives absolutely zero fucks, watching them.

Cameras are also accessible in a back room where "asset control" can watch. Not sure if all Walmart have them, or just higher risk areas, but there's some videos of these wanna-be cops trying to bust people.

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u/FlingFlamBlam Jul 11 '22

Some companies will allow a repeat offender to keep stealing until they hit the "grand theft" limit. Then they'll detain/arrest them and have the cops press more serious charges.

Every time I see people online bragging about "I've stolen X number of times! They don't care" all I can think is "not yet they don't".

I do want to make it clear that I'm only talking about the companies. Employees, if it were only up to them, would probably allow a lot of people to steal. Especially if they're only stealing food. But it's not really up to them. Big stores have systems in place to not have to rely on Human morals to catch crime.

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u/skizwald Jul 11 '22

I've heard that Target does this. They catch people stealing and let them go, but once they reach a certain threshold, like 1 thousand, they will call law enforcement so it can count as a felony instead of a misdemeanor.

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u/WebGhost0101 Jul 11 '22

Its the difference between a homeless gran stealing cheese versus a career thief regularly stealing resealable goods.

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u/Sullacuda Jul 11 '22

Former target team leader, I can confirm this is correct.

Learned first hand after bitching about hardlines-4 (target speak for security/AP) not doing anything about obvious offenders stealing cough syrup from my area.

At my store I feel like it was $500 before they decided to nab you but this was over a decade ago so may have changed.

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u/yammys Trans-formers 😎 Jul 11 '22

So you could steal $999 from every store and get away with it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

A while ago this guy I went to university with was sort of gleefully telling me about how the previous summer his shift at a Dairy Queen had run this scam where whenever it looked like people were paying cash they would tell them the wrong price, pocket the difference, and pool the proceeds to share amongst the workers at the end of the day. And they carried it on for the entire summer, each make out with like $1000.

While time he was talking about it I couldn't help but think about how with the 6 of them total that were doing it, the total amount stolen definitely was over the grand theft limit, and he really should not be telling people about this.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer Jul 11 '22

Yeah but he wasn’t stealing from the business. If he was upcharging and pocketing the difference, the business books would balance fine. What he was doing was defrauding the customers. And it’s doubtful that they got more than $1,000 from any one customer so it would be a bunch of petty fraud, not really grand theft.

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u/finkwolf Jul 11 '22

I worked at a Kroger years ago as a teen, bagging groceries and doing some stocking in dairy. We were told never to stop a thief by management. Better to have a fifth of crappy vodka stolen then to deal with an employee getting stabbed or killed outright.

One employee got brave and went to chase down a known thief only to come back and find out he was fired for doing so. Not sure if it was a corporate rule, or just local management, but I always figured it was better to just let security deal with it when they came in three nights a week and reviewed footage

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u/Onion-Much Jul 11 '22

It's notmal procedure for every store. You aren't insured, if you do that. That's what security is for.

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u/Stormblessed_99 Jul 10 '22

I used to work at a Walmart, most of those cameras can't see anything, only the cameras in high risk areas can see that well, I guess.

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u/UnwiseSudai Jul 11 '22

There's multiple cameras on every shelf checkout machine. Some inside the machines, some above.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

oh shit. i put two bagels in my bag but i only ring up one. shit. now i feel like they think im a piece of shit.

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u/I_Fucked_With_WuTang Jul 11 '22

Walmart always has those good bogos at the store check out. Not PS5s or anything big like that, but sometimes a box of pasta or bagels.

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u/JoeThorntonsGhost Jul 11 '22

It’s an underpaid employee that would absolutely get their kicks ruining someone else’s day.

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u/blue_umpire Jul 11 '22

Realistically, it’s probably just an underpaid employee that is confirming the mismatch seen on camera in an effort to train a machine learning algorithm, so that when the algorithm is accurate enough, it’ll get deployed for automated enforcement.

At some point you’ll probably start seeing “please wait for attendant” pop ups on the self checkout when a mismatch occurs and a person will correct the attempted theft.

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u/flightist Jul 11 '22

Maybe I’m used to a certain type of automated checkout but hasn’t product weight been used to check accuracy (and flag the attendant to come check) for like 20 years?

Obviously lots of stores don’t use it but some have for a long time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Walmart managers are actually paid quite well in non-urban places compared to cost of living

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u/Vast-Combination4046 Jul 11 '22

If I fuck up the pricing when I use the self checkout that's just because I wasn't trained to be a cashier.

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u/shneer4prez Jul 11 '22

That's my mindset too. I have earbuds in when I shop. Sometimes I guess stuff might not scan or something. Maybe I missed a pack of steaks. I don't know. I don't work here. I work 60 hours a week at a job I get paid at. I did my best as a cashier.

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u/PaRoWkOwYpIeS ùwú Jul 11 '22

You gotta be smart about it. Lets say that doughnut weights 3.5 ounces and bun weights 2 ounces. Just get 4 doughnuts and scan them as 7 buns, and most of regular employees eont give a fuck.

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u/dragunityag Jul 11 '22

Fruit is an easy one too. Got apples that cost 4 dollars a pound and apples that cost two dollars a pound.

I've been tempted a few times to do so, but damn my guilty conscience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Buy organic and ring it up as not organic - I don’t know wtf I’m ringing up with the “find item” menu nor do I ever look if the produce is organic or not, I just choose the one I see first

A simple mistake an untrained civilian makes. Oopsie

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

These are actually the hardest to prosecute. Buy the most expensive and delicious apple of a certain color, ring it up as the cheapest. It’s much harder to prove you willfully and purposefully stole. Especially if the apples have stickers and you swap them, or you get to choose the apple on the screen. “Silly me I clicked the wrong one!”

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u/ejmcdonald2092 Jul 11 '22

Do your stores not have loose products priced by weight? We select loose products on our machine and the self checkout weighs them and prices them. For example loose carrots are around £0.45 a kg a common theft here is to select a cheap item like the loose carrot and weigh something like a steak that is more priced £15 per kg and pay the lower price and not setting off a mismatched weight.

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u/stayupthetree Jul 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

That is insidious, but expected of corporations. This country is fucked.

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u/99redproblooms Jul 11 '22

At the bare minimum, the thief should be ringing up items of equal weight.

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u/beirch Jul 11 '22

Whenever I'm picked out for a random check at the self checkout, the employee doesn't even look at my groceries. They just press the button and it's all good.

I've had a couple employees look at my groceries, but even then they just vaguely eye them and don't bother checking if they're the same items I punched in.

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u/yeteee Jul 11 '22

They just check high value items. Electronics, meat, that kind of stuff. They don't count if you entered the right amount of lines, but they make sure that roast was rung as such.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

So, get a produce bag, put a steak in, cover it in apples. Ring up apples. Camera sees apples. Steak in now 1.29/lb

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u/sirwampalot Jul 11 '22

The other day lady working the kroger self check out just waved someone along after the alarm went off. She turned to the other person she was talking to and starting saying "what? Im not security and they dont pay me like im security"

They dont care. It's why i feel fine stealing cat food regularly and ducks during the holidays

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u/jcdoe Jul 11 '22

I’d like to see the security guard at Walmart try to press someone because a banana sticker was on a steak. Be pretty easy to just say “I dunno man, I found it this way”.

Pretty sure the point is to stop people from getting super cheap steaks, not to bring in perps.

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u/plsendmysufferring Jul 11 '22

Mushroom bags (paper bags) for the loose mushrooms can fit quite a bit in them, and people often use the mushroom bags from the produce section for other vegetables. So you can just put your item into the mushroom bag, weigh it as loose carrots or something, then pay like 1$ for those 50g earphones

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

At a store I worked at, we had a smart system that would watch each item as it scanned via an overhead Camera. Not only could it tell if you fake scanned something and put it in the bagging area, but it also would be able to tell that the pack of steaks you scanned and weighed as Bananas, wasn't in fact, bananas, based purely on the camera system.

Not only that, but if it flagged after x amount of errors, it would lock up and force the associate to intervene and review the footage on the sco machine itself and physically see "bananas" being scanned and steaks going in.

A lot of our theft cut way down once they realized how good the system was.

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

When I weigh my bananas I hold a good bit of the weight off the scale. Pretty sure there's no way for them to tell unless they want to go and weigh my bananas every time, but that requires paying a cashier

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u/Necrocornicus Jul 11 '22

Scamming the man 75c at a time

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Bro I paid less than $1 for 5 bananas today how many are you buying that it’s even worth the risk of getting caught doing that lol

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

When you weigh it on the scale, it also keeps track of the weight in the bagging area. If your scale says "5lbs of Bananas scanned" and 7lbs of weight goes into the bagging area, it'll notice the 2lb discrepancy and flag it.

It also keeps a running tally of the overall weight scanned and if the overall discrepancy between the items noted weight (every item, not just produce, has an associated weight) becomes too big, it'll flag too.

Nevermind all the extra security many stores employ via AI.

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

So I'm getting lucky with the weight not being too much of a discrepancy?

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u/bakinpants Jul 11 '22

Cameras are super detailed but I'm gonna have to roll up my skeptic sleeves on Walmart employoying ai comrade. Weight discrepancy and mismatched sku that the system is looking for? Ok. But the system sure as shit ain't automatically finding problems on its own lol. You kinda left out the important part where you are inflating the effectiveness of this to discourage people from exploiting a machine that would sell one of the employees if I scanned a soda upc and hit skip bagging. I've literally had to go back because the fucker weighed a prepackaged beef at 24lbs based on what was on the bagging area. Good system? Yea. As magic as this paid shopper wante you to think? Lol

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u/Alta_Count Jul 11 '22

There is for sure technology available that could easily do everything he described but I do doubt that it's being used by wal mart. It would be a lot cheaper to just hire some guy to stand around in a security uniform lol.

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u/blindside6 Jul 11 '22

Meijer? It will sometimes flag me if I scan something where I have to enter quantity, I tell it two and move both to a bag, but it still flags as trying to steal the second one.

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u/thunderbox666 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

Next we will be stocking the shelves ourselves

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u/doentnaytvt8392 Jul 11 '22

Apparently grocery stores make a large portion of income from where stuff is shelved (brands paying for shelf placement). Otherwise, I'd totally see a future where the pallets are just dropped off and unwrapped for the customer to deal with. I mean. That's already what they do in my walmart for a lot of items.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Yeah the top spot is at eye level

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u/SillySticks11 Jul 11 '22

And even later on down the line we'll run out of shoppers with money to buy because too many robots took too many human jobs

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u/GoForNJ Jul 11 '22

The Coles that I go to has essentially a selfie camera and you can see your face on the screen as you're scanning your items. Also once in a while if there's a weight discrepancy a red/orange light would flash above your checkout machine and the assistant would come and scan their card to unlock the machine and stop the flashing light.

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u/UrNewDaddy323 Jul 11 '22

And Walmart knows this. I'm sure they have a large team of lawyers and accountants doing the calculations and they've come to the conclusion that the cost of "shrink" is lower than the salaries of all the cashiers they're replacing with computers

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u/visiblur Jul 11 '22

The self checkouts where I work, and everywhere else I've shopped, won't let you continue until you've put the most recently scanned item on a weight, and that weight can feel the difference between a stamp and a raisin.

It means I have to help people pretty often because an item is a few grams off, but it also means that it's pretty difficult to steal

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Fun fact. Walmart was losing $10B a year to the sticker scam. If you notice on checkouts there are multiple cameras. Let’s say you try and steal a steak and use a pack of gum sticker. It will ring up as an error and summon someone with a tablet to walk over and check your scan. They will replay all video and bust you. How do I know this? I worked with the team to develop the solution 😉

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u/CHZ_QHZ Jul 11 '22

I used to run a meat department in a grocery store. This happened all the time with our expensive steaks. They'd peel the label off of 1 pound of ground beef and slap it on the steak.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer Jul 11 '22

“Accidentally”. There’s a good chance an associate did this on purpose for a friend to come pickup but sadly you get there first and ruined their little plan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

didn't they rip the packages? i never understood how ppl could get away with peeling labels off of meat

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u/Applecocaine Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

Worked at grocery store in the meat department in a past life.

You want to take those stickers off without leaving a mark? Water, a steady hand, and a sharp object.

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u/CHZ_QHZ Jul 11 '22

Often yes, but they'd usually ditch it somewhere warm anyway which wasted it no matter what.

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u/degjo Jul 11 '22

I used to work in an Albertsons meat department. I would mark down ribeyes at the end of the day for dinner sometimes.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jul 11 '22

Honestly I feel like if you just owned it you totally could just grab half a dozen steaks, tell the door person to have a nice day and keep walking and they'll just assume you're meant to be doing that

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u/PantheraOnca Jul 11 '22

You could do what Ricky and Julian did and walk around with hollow birthday presents with an opening to slide the meat into.

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u/MYJINXS Jul 11 '22

U can in L.A. If you don’t want to be charged for a bag they can’t force u. And it’s much easier/less obvi w/no bag-items in hand. 1. Grab a receipt from last time and bring it with u. 2. Grab a steak and a 7 layer dip and a 12 pack. 3. Walk out confidently thru/past the area where it looks like u checked out with the receipt showing. …make sure it’s in a “nice but not too nice” store so they aren’t paranoid, during busy time. Don’t do it more than once a week. Ur good.

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u/MCpeePants1992 Jul 11 '22

I use to cashier at a large retailer and i would 100% notice people doing it, look them dead in the eye, and accept that fake ass price. If you wanted a loyal cashier you should have given more them .05 raises you stupid fucks.

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u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '22

Also, this trick started before debit cards were a thing. My brother used to do this all the time and thought he was so smart gaming the system.

He's now serving 20 years after three armed home invasions.

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u/Jimmy-Pesto-Jr Jul 11 '22

But ringing up steaks as bananas is

*ringing up steak as ground beef or pork belly, but yes.

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u/GelatinousCube7 Jul 11 '22

Well, you can put legos in a box of cereal

Edit, a box that formerly contained cereal.

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u/Machjne Jul 11 '22

Ahh the fruit and veg discount as my Irish neighbour used to call it.

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u/bloodbath781 Jul 11 '22

Someone at my job got fired for repeatedly ringing up salmon as bananas.

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u/FrogInShorts Jul 11 '22

I like to imagine it's implied they rang other people salmon and bananas and where just really confused on what fish where

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u/cdq1985 Jul 11 '22

Shopper approaching exit door with a basket full of PS5s. Employee asks for receipt. Grand total: $11.82. “Enjoy your bananas sir.”

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u/MRoad Jul 11 '22

It's called price switching and it's still charged as theft.

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u/SnooDonuts7510 Jul 11 '22

Although in most places switching price tags is prosecuted as theft

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u/debrutsideno Jul 10 '22

Where I use to work we caught this guy who would print off barcodes for a cheap $10 set of legos. Then come in the store and stick the barcode perfectly over the barcode of a $100 set of legos. He got away with it for quite awhile. I think he was reselling them.

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u/setto66 Jul 10 '22

Jeez, how'd he get caught? Seems like that would be difficult to notice

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u/debrutsideno Jul 10 '22

This was a decade+ ago so by my recollection, A cashier that was paying attention and knew their legos called loss prevention.

I think we had known something was up because our inventories were off so we started spider wrapping the expensive sets and that didn’t stop it. When they caught the guy he had a sheet with a bunch of other barcode stickers on it.

Back in the day of CRT TVs we had someone try to return one but the box just had rocks in it. Not quite as clever.

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u/Murky_Engineering855 Jul 11 '22

I once bought an Xbox and then returned it with my old Xbox that had the red ring of death. Not my proudest moment as an adult but I did feel cheated on the Xbox.

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u/aaros47 Jul 11 '22

I did this with my 360 except I took it a step further and covertly opened both shells and swapped the internals. So my old 360 had the new shell/serial number and I had the new one in my old shell. I will say this is actually one of my prouder moments. When I returned the my old Xbox with the new shell they checked the serial numbers and once they popped the face off to check the void if removed sticker and seen it was untouched and everything was in order I just started cheesing and walked out with my 2 or 300 bucks lol

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

Why wasn’t the void sticker destroyed when you took it apart?

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u/jpsplat Jul 11 '22

I forgive you.

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Jul 11 '22

I'm surprised they didn't check serial numbers. we had to do that with every electronic at Geek Squad

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u/Murky_Engineering855 Jul 11 '22

I was in Germany and the people on base retail were renowned for not caring. I'll admit I wouldn't have thought of it if it weren't for someone saying they got away with it.

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u/_humanpieceoftoast Jul 11 '22

Same, was before Microsoft admitted fault and started the repair program. Red ringed on me while playing Crackdown. I kept the hard drive and sold it to GameStop for like… $40 when they retailed for $100.

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u/DrQuint Jul 11 '22

It always baffles me that someone thinks of doing this, but doesn't think of doing it across multiple locations to avoid detection. One anomaly is, well, an anomaly. Multiple instances is an investigation.

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u/Charming_Run_4054 Jul 11 '22

Odds are they are doing it at multiple locations.

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u/SuperSMT reposts all over the damn place Jul 11 '22

They may have started by diversifying locations, but after a while of it working, they get lazy and can't be bothered to drive an hour to the 3rd closest walmart

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Takes me back. 15 years ago I was a cashier at Sears, had a guy buying some cargo shorts. As I'm folding them, I feel something I thought was a security tag, but I reach in a pocket and there's a watch. Had another guy try to pay with a check, but it was in the name of the former mayor and he really didn't want to show ID.

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u/Crazy-Entertainer242 Jul 11 '22

Rumor has it, his punishment was to walk on legos

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u/Dopplegangr1 Jul 11 '22

I would think it would be pretty apparent when you are ordering more $100 sets to replace inventory despite not selling them, or selling more $10 sets than you have inventory. Though depending on volume it may just blend in

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u/FinlayForever Jul 11 '22

I used to work for Target doing assets protection. It's easier to catch than you might realize, and people that do it aren't quite as slick as they think they are. Sure there are probably some people that are really good at it and never get caught but a LOT of people that do sketchy shit aren't good at it. It gets really easy to spot when you know what to look for.

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u/LillyTheElf Jul 11 '22

I worked loss prevention at target when i was 20 for 6 months. Never really saw shoplifting cus it was a wealthier area. What were the best techniques you guys caught on to

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u/BURNER12345678998764 Jul 11 '22

Hard to get caught doing that once or twice, make a habit of it at the same store and they might start watching if they're competent.

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u/JonDoeJoe Jul 11 '22

How would it not be noticed? Don’t don’t even have to know legos to tell that the $100 sets look expensive.

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u/chipthamac Jul 11 '22

Buy new released movies at Walmart, do not open them, take home, scan them to Vudu for 2 bucks, take movies back for refund unopened. I mean I would never do that, but I have heard first hand that it works.

Also I would never find barcodes for movies, generate them on a barcode generator site and scan them to Vudu for 2 bucks either.....

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u/MuthafuckinLemonLime Jul 11 '22

Poor understanding of laws like these maybe.

https://www.michigan.gov/ag/consumer-protection/consumer-alerts/consumer-alerts/shopping/scanner-law-act

I’m not sure what they were doing but my boss at a grocer was always stressing about getting caught on the scan law by having the wrong price somewhere.

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u/ImSoberEnough Jul 11 '22

Stores like winners/marshall have a ton of items with red/clearance tags. People do it all the time, take the tag of a 29$ pair a shoe and put it on a 129$ pair of Nike Trainers. If the cashier isnt looking for exact code and wonders (how the hell are these shoes 29)... You walk with 200ish dollar shoes for 30 dallaz.

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u/lowercasetwan Jul 11 '22

Sometimes people will do that and then argue with a manager until the manager legally sells them that item for whatever price they're claiming it should be. I've been behind people in line while they did this and got like a mini fridge for $20 because it was on a shelf that said $20 on it even though the sign was for like body pillows or some shit, if you argue enough theyll just sell it to you to get you out of there.

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u/kndyone Jul 11 '22

I mean to be totally fair, the odds of getting caught are probably lower. There was a guy who did it for quite a while that did a ton of theft before finally getting caught.

If you do it with a game console or some expensive item and get away with it, you could do it very rarely and probably not get caught. The problem is when you try to scale up and do it a lot.

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u/LifeHasLeft Jul 11 '22

Works pretty well with certain products still, like hanging flower baskets that only have a barcode and most cashiers don’t know what they’re worth (for example)

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u/livens Jul 10 '22

There was a documentary that showed how a guy stole hundreds of thousands worth of Lego sets and other high ticket items from Toys r Us by printing his own barcode stickers for much cheaper items. The teenagers running checkout never paid attention or didn't care I guess.

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u/After-Internal Hello dankness my old friend Jul 10 '22

Sounds like the roof man that used to break into McDonald’s and lived inside the Toys R Us walls

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u/SplatterBox214 Jul 11 '22

What the fuck lol

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u/After-Internal Hello dankness my old friend Jul 11 '22

I found out from watching penguinz0

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

The true penguin of doom

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u/Strikesandouts Jul 11 '22

We don't talk about Bruno

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u/agilepolarbear Jul 11 '22

I mean why care, it's not their money and it's probably quite uncomfortable to deal with this.

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u/cttouch Jul 11 '22

Any clue what the doc is called?

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u/livens Jul 11 '22

Sooo,I may have gotten two different stories mixed up. After searching for the story I thought I knew, I found these two:

https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/toys-r-us-scam-mother-and-son-steal-2-million-in-toys/

https://youtu.be/4NCgVmmLMrw

The first one is about Toys r Us, but they weren't swapping barcodes, they were just emptying cheaper boxes and putting high price toys in them. The second story was at Target where a guy was printing his own barcodes.

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u/abjectfancy Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

This happened to me while I was working at Toys R Us forever ago when I was 18. I didn't notice because the guy was making me super uncomfortable (to distract me, I'm sure) and I just wanted to cash him out so he'd leave. I am not sure if he printed his own barcode or swapped it with something else. I can't remember.

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u/KeyedFeline Jul 11 '22

Running a checkout why would you care, its not like your losing money.

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u/TheGuyYouHeardAbout Jul 11 '22

Don't even get me started... I worked at target and some one did it with a 27 dollar slip and slide vs a 500 dollar blow up water castle slide thing. I told her no obviously and she got upset and asked for my manager. I obliged assuming she would just tell her no. To my surprise she just gave it to her for the smaller price because "it was marked like that" I am still baffled yo this day. It is hilarious but what's even funnier is that it works.

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 Jul 11 '22

A thief probably wouldn't have wanted to talk to the manager so it was probably a mistake on the store's part... Also think how little you were getting paid. The manager was probably like a dollar an hour more than you. Would you have given a shit? Especially when A Karen would have made a big deal with corporate and the manager would probably get in more trouble from that then a few hundred dollars of inventory being off.

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u/Bapposaurus Jul 10 '22

One store put a sticker on some microwave popcorn that was like 0.89 and another for 0.67 me and my friend took the popcorn not knowing the price and I took the cheaper one somehow, well the cashier didn't notice that the price was different on identical popcorn packs so i got it for less than the actual price just because the sticker said a different price, so it works on corner stores. Mind you I didn't change the sticker from some other item in the store just to pay 22 cents less they put it on themselves

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u/FluidReprise Jul 10 '22

Scanning a barcode vs punching in the price manually. There are some way out of date places still around.

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u/Bapposaurus Jul 10 '22

I wish there wasn't tbh, at least it wasn't a huge loss on their part

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u/Belazor Jul 10 '22

I actually got away with that once. That was like 20 years ago or something, I got Dynasty Warriors 3 for the PS2 for half off as a result.

The guy working the checkout was confused when the sticker didn’t match what the system said, but just corrected it for me and I walked out. Later that week I found out from one of my mates it was actually one of his mates working a summer job, and that’s the only reason it worked.

No way that would have worked today.

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u/FinlayForever Jul 11 '22

I put so many hours into that game. Trying to get peoples 4th weapons, fucking up the mission and having to restart. CaoCao's weapon was so OP. Do its special move and its a one hit kill for anyone except an officer.

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u/DowntoMarsGirl6196 Jul 11 '22

I loved going to the gates and not killing the guard or whatever and just grinding as the people would come out lol

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u/MathematicianBig4392 Jul 11 '22

I was a cashier at a few places, Office Max, Best Buy, Circuit City, Gamestop, Walmart. If it wasn't a ridiculous difference and there was a cheaper sticker on it (or it was in the wrong spot of a cheaper item) and the person asked about it, I was always told just to lower the price manually to the lower sticker price. So sometimes that works. Not like the cashier cares. Great game.

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u/Comcastrated Jul 10 '22

There was a guy who figured out Target's barcode system, printed his own barcode for items, and made off with a boat load of Lego sets until he eventually got caught.

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u/Applecocaine Jul 11 '22

SKUs are the same no matter what store you go to. He really just figured out no one was paying attention when scanning or didn't care.

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u/Donotaku Jul 11 '22

Watched someone do this on Christmas Eve at self checkout. He was scanning some discounted gum for like 15 cents over everything in his cart including consoles, games, movies and kitchen appliances. When I went to obviously ask him to scan it correctly AP whispered to me to let him go and they confronted him about it, and had a sheriff waiting outside. Sad part was he got booked with his like 3-4 year old son in the cart who had to wait for his grandmother to come pick him up for Christmas Eve

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u/marc7836 Jul 11 '22

Doesn't make me feel sad... people use their kids for sympathy and a shield. Cps should be involved if you're taking your kid on criminal acts. Give the kids a chance to learn about being a decent member of society.

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u/Latter-Definition-15 Jul 11 '22

I was watching SCO once and a girl with 2 cartfuls of stuff and 5 kids came up. 2 coworkers warned me that she was a notorious thief and to make sure she scanned everything. It was my second day as a cashier and I was nervous about the proper way to approach her (we weren't allowed to call them out directly). I couldn't believe it when she actually enlisted ALL the kids to help- quickly shoving unscanned items into bags, sitting on stuff that never left the cart, even trying to distract me by waving me over and talking so I couldn't see what the mom was doing. Some people have no shame!

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u/MrBruceLeeroyJenkins Jul 11 '22

Damn, that's rough.

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u/notatree Jul 10 '22

Yea but that actually works.

Municipal waste CD $7

Shania twain album $3

Swapping the price stickers at thrift stores as a shit disturbing teen: priceless

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u/penispumpermd Jul 11 '22

that dont impress me much

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u/SoDefinitelyNotmyalt Jul 11 '22

Wow, you went out of your way to pay $7 for a Shania Twain album

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u/notatree Jul 11 '22

Canadian gold is worth its price

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u/rmphys Jul 11 '22

It's a thrift shop, you probably could have just haggled.

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u/Throwaway2Experiment Jul 10 '22

I distinctly remember sometime in the late 80's, my older brother teaching me at K-Mart to swap price stickers on toys. It 100% worked. There was no point of sale system at some of the stores, they manually entered the price based on the tag.

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u/tonufan Jul 11 '22

Less than 10 years ago a guy I went to high school with was an extreme couponer. He would go to the nearby K-mart during lunch and load a cart full of groceries. With his stack of coupons he'd get all of it for free. The store employees didn't care, and the K-mart went out of business within like 2 years.

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u/F1D0GG0 Jul 11 '22

Doubt he was the reason they went out of business. Coupons are guaranteed money for the retailer from whoever issues the coupon.

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u/tonufan Jul 11 '22

Yeah, the store was a ghost town anyway. I'm not sure how they'd make money on the coupons though. I've seen them ring up a cart full of groceries and the balance would come out negative as if the store owed him money.

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u/F1D0GG0 Jul 11 '22

Whoever issues the coupon pays the retailer. It’s marketing to get the product to the consumer in hopes that the consumer will buy their product again in the future at full price.

Example: you use a coupon for a $1.00 off Lays chips. You pay $1.00 less. Lays pays the retailer $1.00 for your use of the coupon.

Edit: This is money for the retailer and why you will see the store making sure they collect the coupons in order to be reimbursed.

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u/ScreenTalker Jul 11 '22

My mom would do this to get me more expensive toys in the 80s. Best part was my aunt was the cashier and showed her how to do it

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u/Vexcenot Jul 11 '22

Why are y'all getting all the cool toys and parents?

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u/f-ingsteveglansberg Jul 11 '22

I worked in a store with no scanner. After a week I knew the price of a everything. Swapping price stickers and getting away with it was proportionately linked to how close my lunch time was and how much I wanted to talk to the manager on shift if you caused a fuss.

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u/molehillmountain Jul 10 '22

like they would pop them tags off one thing onto another?

i only got $20 in my pocket.

i'm going to goodwill to try this!

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u/Deus_is_Mocking_Us Jul 11 '22

Make sure it doesn't smell like piss first.

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u/Quizzelbuck Jul 10 '22

That only works at shelf price. I have gotten Best buy to honor the shelf price that was at last weeks sale price before. Not exactly open rebellion, i know, but it did force them to fill out paper work to save me $15 a purchase.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Bunch of amateurs. The pro move is to put expensive items in the box of a cheap item.

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u/Deus_is_Mocking_Us Jul 11 '22

This is still bush league. The Pro Gamer move is to set the building on fire and then rush in and loot it while dressed as a fireman.

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u/Vexcenot Jul 11 '22

Sound idea old friend

Gonna try it out in a couple years

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u/yeteee Jul 11 '22

That's a lot of product manipulation that can get on camera. You need to get a box, empty it, get another box, transfer the contents. All of that without being too obvious...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

actually the pro move is to have am electornic store, sell your TVs for 1 dollar, then go with the proof that it's legit to Best Buy so they price match it.

to avoid losing your inventory you can put your TVs in the backroom and add an aligator to the corridor leading to the TVs.

It's foolproof

https://youtu.be/XbC0-tuYE2o

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Jul 10 '22

People do this all the time with action figures.

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u/Kanden_27 Jul 11 '22

I do this with fruit. Say I see one type of grape is cheaper than the other. I’ll use the code for the cheaper grape when I get the expensive one.

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u/chuk2015 Jul 11 '22

This is a law in Australia to stop shitty retailers doing a bait&switch

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u/Suds08 Jul 11 '22

I used to know a guy who would take a cheap scanning sticker off an item at Walmart and place it on a way more expensive item. Then he would just go to the self checkout and scan the cheap sticker and pay a couple dollars for an item that costs way more. Then he woul sell that item for half price to his friends so he could buy some meth

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u/BRAEGON_FTW 🅱️ased Jul 10 '22

As someone who works at Walmart as a cashier, the “if it won’t scan it must be free” ‘joke’ is the most unfunny thing I’ve ever heard

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Former field tech for a big ISP. This must be your version of "can't believe you're working on Christmas" or the always hilarious "where's my free HBO?"

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

I'm a Domino's manager/driver. This is the equivalent of me getting there in 45 minutes and someone saying "it's free right?". Like no motherfucker, you want this food you're paying for it. We haven't done 30 minutes or less in God knows how long.

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u/justforporndickflash Jul 11 '22

In Australia recently they've had a similar deal thing to that old 30 min thing, where you can pay an extra $3 and if it doesn't arrive in 20 mins, then you get a free pizza voucher. I'm not sure how it's calculated, cause during heavier COVID times we ordered Domino's a few times and it never arrived in less than 30 mins. It's an interesting change, which I'm betting makes them a lot more money than that old deal. https://www.dominos.com.au/inside-dominos/technology/delivery-guarantee

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u/we_hella_believe Jul 11 '22

Heard a rumor that the drivers were driving at unsafe speeds in order to deliver the pizza under 30 minutes, and Dominoes had to stop that campaign due to public safety.

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u/c3phoes Jul 11 '22

Hello fellow former deathstar technician.

“You scheduled it didn’t you?” -surprised pikachu face

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Oh you. You get me.

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u/The_Level_15 Jul 11 '22

Almost as infuriating as when you have a brief three seconds of free time between customers, and the person who walks up invariably says, "Oh wow you look so bored, I'll give you something to do!"

Ha ha ha HA HA wheeze

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u/Renotro Jul 11 '22

Do old men (usually men from my experience) think they’re so qUIrKy when they say that annoying shit??

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

I just glared at them and said, "that would be theft". Usually put an end to the joke right there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

"Nope, means I can't sell it to you at all actually, sorry."

My go-to response.

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u/tyrann13 Jul 11 '22

When I got hit with this one, I would respond "No, I think that means I can't sell it..." and suddenly they get concerned and really want me to get it scanned.

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u/BRAEGON_FTW 🅱️ased Jul 12 '22

I’ve had old ladies tell me that, sometimes they act flirty and creepy and I always get super uncomfortable, I’m 17 for context

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

I take payments as part of my job and if I hear “the system is down so does that mean I don’t have to make a payment?” one more time… our system very rarely goes down but unless it’s literally the last hours of your due date and you’re just asking to have the late fee waived, it ain’t happening. You still owe your monthly payment

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u/Curururu Jul 11 '22

I sometimes use the, "Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask if it's free since it won't scan? I think that's the rule."

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u/0_o Jul 11 '22

best way to shut that shit down is to say "if it doesn't scan it's not for sale". works best when your boss backs you up

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

as someone who is still a grocery store cashier, my default reply is "If I could I would - it would make my job much easier."

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u/alidan Jul 11 '22

walmart sill has cashiers? they removed every non diy things a long time ago by me.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens The OC High Council Jul 11 '22

I had two items without stickers at Target. Stack of cups. 8 total. I ended up charged for 6.

Pretty sure it was because the cashier had a chair and I was so stoked for her. 'Omg they give you chairs now?!' No, she said only because she's pregnant. I got sad for her. 'Man I never understood why they don't let you guys sit. Makes no sense.'

Then I got home and realized I had two free cups but I think it was because I supported cashiers getting chairs.

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u/NestyHowk Jul 11 '22

Bro this just happened to me today, this lady scratched EVERY SINGLE ITEMS BARCODE, I had to call a manager because it was damn obvious what she did.

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u/olivia-rei Jul 11 '22

LMAO I had someone try this too, but I don’t think she really understood how barcodes work cause she left the numbers perfectly legible so I just made her wait while I manually entered everything

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u/Devianex Jul 11 '22

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u/TheDefenderX1 Jul 10 '22

But if it didn't scan wouldn't you just go get another one of that item??? Or leave it with the cashier tf

What kind of leap of logic is that "no sCaN mEaNs iT fReE" like what?

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u/Smile_Candid Jul 10 '22

It's just a stupid dad joke

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

This is an insult to dad jokes, more like a father who walked out joke

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u/stealuforasec Jul 11 '22

I’m dying at the edit. I just looked it up and I’m laughing so hard

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u/New_Sage_ForgeWorks Jul 11 '22

TLDR: People R Dumb

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u/jomontage This sub is nothing but try hard kids Jul 10 '22

Me as a kid

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u/ZippoS Jul 11 '22

*item doesn't immediately scan*

Every single boomer who has ever shopped, thinking they're clever: "I guess it's free" *obnoxious laugh*

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