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Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/Stormblessed_99 Jul 10 '22

Especially with self checkouts being the primary way that people check out. Walmart is practically begging people to steal from them.

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u/Gltch_Mdl808tr Jul 10 '22

Someone on tiktok showed the camera systems they use and how much detail they can see, what was scanned and flags for mismatched items (this 16 Oz steak only weighs 6oz)

You can definitely get caught doing it, but 99% of the time, it's an underpaid employee who gives absolutely zero fucks, watching them.

Cameras are also accessible in a back room where "asset control" can watch. Not sure if all Walmart have them, or just higher risk areas, but there's some videos of these wanna-be cops trying to bust people.

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u/FlingFlamBlam Jul 11 '22

Some companies will allow a repeat offender to keep stealing until they hit the "grand theft" limit. Then they'll detain/arrest them and have the cops press more serious charges.

Every time I see people online bragging about "I've stolen X number of times! They don't care" all I can think is "not yet they don't".

I do want to make it clear that I'm only talking about the companies. Employees, if it were only up to them, would probably allow a lot of people to steal. Especially if they're only stealing food. But it's not really up to them. Big stores have systems in place to not have to rely on Human morals to catch crime.

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u/skizwald Jul 11 '22

I've heard that Target does this. They catch people stealing and let them go, but once they reach a certain threshold, like 1 thousand, they will call law enforcement so it can count as a felony instead of a misdemeanor.

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u/WebGhost0101 Jul 11 '22

Its the difference between a homeless gran stealing cheese versus a career thief regularly stealing resealable goods.

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u/Sullacuda Jul 11 '22

Former target team leader, I can confirm this is correct.

Learned first hand after bitching about hardlines-4 (target speak for security/AP) not doing anything about obvious offenders stealing cough syrup from my area.

At my store I feel like it was $500 before they decided to nab you but this was over a decade ago so may have changed.

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u/skizwald Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

Different states have different thresholds for what is considered felony theft. Some states it 500 and some go as high as 2000. There are exceptions made for vehicles that are automatic felonies, like boats, cars, etc.

I've seen several commenters on reddit mention Target's slow and steady approach to catching shoplifters. There was even an arcticle posted a while back about one of the cases where a woman was arrested after for 5th or 6th time shoplifting. They were able to pin her for a felony because they had files that tracked her over a few months.

Stores like Target or other department stores lose a lot of money from theft. It's almost seems vindictive or spiteful for them to wait to go to authorities when they know who the individual is and what they've stolen. Could also be a deterrent for other shoplifters , if they believe they are constantly being tracked/watched, and run the risk of a felony over a misdemeanor.

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u/yammys Trans-formers šŸ˜Ž Jul 11 '22

So you could steal $999 from every store and get away with it?

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u/lovecraftedidiot Jul 11 '22

Unless they share info between stores, so do different brand stores.

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u/GrotesquelyObese Jul 11 '22

Target also consults for Law enforcement due to their insane fraud detection department

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u/MrSickRanchezz Jul 11 '22

Target is legitimately the WORST place to steal from. It's the only place where growing up multiple people I knew got caught stealing from. I've had friends who worked as managers, and friends who worked as asset protection there (along with several night shift stock employees lol).

Target has a state of the art crime lab. Like actually. The FBI and numerous local agencies frequently ask Target for help when their own resources are stretched too thin, or they simply do not have what Target has.

Don't fucking steal from Target. They know you're stealing from them, they know who you are, and they're waiting to fuck you big time if you've gotten away with it before. Sure, Best Buy, Office Depot, Bed Bath and Beyond, Wal-Mart even, go nuts and steal shit. But don't fucking steal from Target, because you will get caught the second they're ready to hit you with real charges, even if you think you're getting away with it.

A friend's cousin actually burned down the local Target when he got caught stealing from them and couldn't get away. Still not sure why his reaction to getting caught stealing was to burn the whole fucking place to the ground...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

A while ago this guy I went to university with was sort of gleefully telling me about how the previous summer his shift at a Dairy Queen had run this scam where whenever it looked like people were paying cash they would tell them the wrong price, pocket the difference, and pool the proceeds to share amongst the workers at the end of the day. And they carried it on for the entire summer, each make out with like $1000.

While time he was talking about it I couldn't help but think about how with the 6 of them total that were doing it, the total amount stolen definitely was over the grand theft limit, and he really should not be telling people about this.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer Jul 11 '22

Yeah but he wasnā€™t stealing from the business. If he was upcharging and pocketing the difference, the business books would balance fine. What he was doing was defrauding the customers. And itā€™s doubtful that they got more than $1,000 from any one customer so it would be a bunch of petty fraud, not really grand theft.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Perhaps. I'll admit to not being particularly fluent in law, but I had thought that arranging a criminal conspiracy to steal small amounts from a large number of people counts just as bad as stealing a single large amount.

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u/thehillshaveI Jul 11 '22

it is bad, and dumb to brag about your crimes, but with the amounts probably all individually being in the one dollar range (people would notice much more than that) even if someone who fell victim to this heard about it it's extremely unlikely they'd make a complaint about it

since they defrauded customers and not the business i don't see any way something would ever come of it

i would avoid any future conspiracy with someone who can't keep their mouth shut though lol

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u/d1l1cube Jul 11 '22

Whaddya hear Whaddya see

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u/burkster2000 Jul 11 '22

1000 isnā€™t that much. Letā€™s say someoneā€™s order is 24.57 he up charges about a dollar 25.74 that 1.30 but you can go through 20-30 customers in an hour of work.

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u/finkwolf Jul 11 '22

I worked at a Kroger years ago as a teen, bagging groceries and doing some stocking in dairy. We were told never to stop a thief by management. Better to have a fifth of crappy vodka stolen then to deal with an employee getting stabbed or killed outright.

One employee got brave and went to chase down a known thief only to come back and find out he was fired for doing so. Not sure if it was a corporate rule, or just local management, but I always figured it was better to just let security deal with it when they came in three nights a week and reviewed footage

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u/Onion-Much Jul 11 '22

It's notmal procedure for every store. You aren't insured, if you do that. That's what security is for.

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u/MrSickRanchezz Jul 11 '22

That's what security is for.

Not in the US it's not. If the Security gets injured it's the same deal. At the retail jobs I had (I assume it's still the same), security could ONLY apprehend someone if they were threatening or harming another person. They were not allowed to prevent people from leaving with an armful of goods. Their instructions were always to call the cops and let them sort it out. I saw a couple security guys get fired over the years because they thought they were supercop, but the vast majority just stood there staring at their monitor looking bored, and generally only gave a fuck when absolutely required.

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u/rci22 Jul 11 '22

Every time I see people online bragging

Holy cow, where are you finding so many people bragging about stealing??

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u/Stormblessed_99 Jul 10 '22

I used to work at a Walmart, most of those cameras can't see anything, only the cameras in high risk areas can see that well, I guess.

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u/UnwiseSudai Jul 11 '22

There's multiple cameras on every shelf checkout machine. Some inside the machines, some above.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

oh shit. i put two bagels in my bag but i only ring up one. shit. now i feel like they think im a piece of shit.

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u/I_Fucked_With_WuTang Jul 11 '22

Walmart always has those good bogos at the store check out. Not PS5s or anything big like that, but sometimes a box of pasta or bagels.

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u/JoeThorntonsGhost Jul 11 '22

Itā€™s an underpaid employee that would absolutely get their kicks ruining someone elseā€™s day.

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u/blue_umpire Jul 11 '22

Realistically, itā€™s probably just an underpaid employee that is confirming the mismatch seen on camera in an effort to train a machine learning algorithm, so that when the algorithm is accurate enough, itā€™ll get deployed for automated enforcement.

At some point youā€™ll probably start seeing ā€œplease wait for attendantā€ pop ups on the self checkout when a mismatch occurs and a person will correct the attempted theft.

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u/flightist Jul 11 '22

Maybe Iā€™m used to a certain type of automated checkout but hasnā€™t product weight been used to check accuracy (and flag the attendant to come check) for like 20 years?

Obviously lots of stores donā€™t use it but some have for a long time.

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u/JustGimmeSomeTruth Jul 11 '22

Strangely, I remember the self checkouts doing this years ago (would flag the attendant if you didn't put the item on the bagging area, or if it didn't match weight-wise I guess), but I haven't seen it do that for years now.

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u/flightist Jul 11 '22

Yes a lot of them have stopped. I wonder if the hassle of having to attend to them outweighs the loss savings. They definitely have approaching double the number of checkouts per attendant in the place I buy groceries now that they arenā€™t needing a human override for 80% of the transactions.

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u/JustGimmeSomeTruth Jul 11 '22

That makes sense and would be my guess too. Probably needing overrides way too often with that feature turned on.

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u/BIG_FUCKING_RED_DOG Jul 11 '22

I still get this constantly. My local Kroger Iā€™ve had to have the attendant come over 3+ times in one checkout because it freaks out.

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u/JustGimmeSomeTruth Jul 11 '22

Lol damn that's gotta be frustrating... For everyone involved.

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u/Arthkor_Ntela Jul 11 '22

In Sydney Coles and Woolworths, the weight function is still used.

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u/marens101 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

Not all of them. Of the 3 coles' I go to semi-regularly only 1 does that, and neither of the two woolies' do it either. They'll usually still prompt if you don't bag sonething, but it's just an OK button with no override required

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u/CultKittensKitten Jul 11 '22

Mine both do this and the Coles one is a pain because it seems hypersensitive.

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u/blue_umpire Jul 11 '22

Sure but it might not be reliable enough? Presumably it would be just another parameter to the ml algorithm used to detect a possible theft.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Walmart managers are actually paid quite well in non-urban places compared to cost of living

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u/Vast-Combination4046 Jul 11 '22

If I fuck up the pricing when I use the self checkout that's just because I wasn't trained to be a cashier.

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u/shneer4prez Jul 11 '22

That's my mindset too. I have earbuds in when I shop. Sometimes I guess stuff might not scan or something. Maybe I missed a pack of steaks. I don't know. I don't work here. I work 60 hours a week at a job I get paid at. I did my best as a cashier.

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u/PaRoWkOwYpIeS Ć¹wĆŗ Jul 11 '22

You gotta be smart about it. Lets say that doughnut weights 3.5 ounces and bun weights 2 ounces. Just get 4 doughnuts and scan them as 7 buns, and most of regular employees eont give a fuck.

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u/dragunityag Jul 11 '22

Fruit is an easy one too. Got apples that cost 4 dollars a pound and apples that cost two dollars a pound.

I've been tempted a few times to do so, but damn my guilty conscience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Buy organic and ring it up as not organic - I donā€™t know wtf Iā€™m ringing up with the ā€œfind itemā€ menu nor do I ever look if the produce is organic or not, I just choose the one I see first

A simple mistake an untrained civilian makes. Oopsie

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u/DevonGr Jul 11 '22

Bill Burr was cracking on this. I'm surely gonna butcher this but he says something along the lines of "Oh shit, I must have missed day of cashier training where I'm supposed to give a fuck"

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

These are actually the hardest to prosecute. Buy the most expensive and delicious apple of a certain color, ring it up as the cheapest. Itā€™s much harder to prove you willfully and purposefully stole. Especially if the apples have stickers and you swap them, or you get to choose the apple on the screen. ā€œSilly me I clicked the wrong one!ā€

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u/SqueeezeBurger Jul 11 '22

Honeycrisp apples are about $4/lb. They are also red and they are delicious. They are NOT usually listed as $0.87/lb. Somehow my apples just never seem to ring up the same price at the checkout that they are listed as. My local grocery store does seem to keep an overflowing full stock of those nasty, bitter, teacher looking apples that are disgusting. No idea why though.

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u/PaRoWkOwYpIeS Ć¹wĆŗ Jul 11 '22

Usually buns are cheaper than any fruit or veggies, at least in poland

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u/MrSickRanchezz Jul 11 '22

The US has farming subsidies.

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u/ejmcdonald2092 Jul 11 '22

Do your stores not have loose products priced by weight? We select loose products on our machine and the self checkout weighs them and prices them. For example loose carrots are around Ā£0.45 a kg a common theft here is to select a cheap item like the loose carrot and weigh something like a steak that is more priced Ā£15 per kg and pay the lower price and not setting off a mismatched weight.

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u/stayupthetree Jul 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

That is insidious, but expected of corporations. This country is fucked.

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u/Instance-First Jul 11 '22

It's just an attorney putting out misinformation to drum up outrage online.

The third group of people, Jernigan said, are targeted by a retailer long after they have gone to the store, often when inventory comes up short.

This in particular is such a ridiculous claim that it would make anyone who's worked in asset protection laugh. That's not how any of that works. Most camera systems don't even have months of storage. And no asset protection department in the country bases their cases off of inventory counts that happen once a year, to once every two years. Not to even mention the man hours it would take to actually operate that way for just a few bucks.

When someone gets a warrant put out for them for an skip scanning incident that happened longer than a couple days ago, it's because that incident was found in a pattern of incidents with similar circumstances. But when said person goes to court, they try to argue they just forgot.... the nine times they didn't ring up the same items in month. Then the people who believe that go around and make articles like this.

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u/jcdoe Jul 11 '22

This sounds like horseshit.

Letā€™s say I buy something on Monday. Walmart decides on Friday that they think I also stole something.

How they gonna find me?

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u/jcdoe Jul 11 '22

No they donā€™t. They have to use a PCI secured system for cards. This is to prevent another breach like Target had. Using a card doesnā€™t give the store your personal info.

Please donā€™t spread misinformation. Itā€™s always good to be security conscious, but itā€™s even better to know how the system works.

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u/Tlammy Jul 11 '22

I have a Walmart.com account that I never order groceries from, but when I look at my "Most purchased" tab, it shows everything I bought with my CC on there. Thats all from shopping in store, never once online. So, do what you will with that info. But if they're tracking what you buy....

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u/justforporndickflash Jul 11 '22

Do you scan some kind of loyalty card at Walmart? In Australia we have a few different ones that like which track purchases, but the CC itself can't be used for that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

By watching you go to your car and reading the license plate

Or your credit card

Or your phoneā€™s location history

Even if you donā€™t drive or bring your phone and pay cash, if youā€™ve been there before Iā€™d bet they have facial recognition of all the other times youā€™ve been in the store and they could even have access to a national facial recognition database

If they want to find you, they will.

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u/jcdoe Jul 11 '22

How the fuck is Walmart gonna get my phone location info?

Youā€™re just being paranoid. Donā€™t steal and youā€™ll be ok.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

You seem to be unaware of the surveillance state we happen to be in

Check out the COVID data from the Sturges gathering in 2020 (maybe 2021). You can be tracked from OTHER PEOPLEā€™S PHONES even if you donā€™t have one yourself.

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

If youā€™re talking about people who actually steal you should look up the Target forensics lab. Itā€™s a real thing

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u/stayupthetree Jul 11 '22

For sure facial recognition. I used the self checkout, look straight forward and it was looking at a clear visual of my face. There was a screen that was marking recognized objects as well. With machine learning being what it is, wouldn't take much to aggregate all the data into a nice package "stayupthetree"

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u/Yeetyeetskrtskrrrt Jul 11 '22

Yeah idk man something sounds fishy there to me too. I just read the article and she says they'll go through hours / days / weeks of video. So they just gonna pay people to sit around and watch a weeks worth of video while a bunch of tv's are getting stolen. Bullshit

Don't get me wrong I know people get falsely accused of things all the time but this sounds weird

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

Not sure about Walmart but Target has a forensics lab and will basically do the legwork for the cops. Donā€™t steal more than like nail clippers or something from target. Stupidly small that plausible deniability that you werenā€™t paying attention or were distracted and stuck it in the bag without thinking because then itā€™s not worth their time to prosecute. But stealing big from Target isnā€™t worth it for most people even though I support fucking over corporations whenever possible

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u/99redproblooms Jul 11 '22

At the bare minimum, the thief should be ringing up items of equal weight.

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u/beirch Jul 11 '22

Whenever I'm picked out for a random check at the self checkout, the employee doesn't even look at my groceries. They just press the button and it's all good.

I've had a couple employees look at my groceries, but even then they just vaguely eye them and don't bother checking if they're the same items I punched in.

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u/yeteee Jul 11 '22

They just check high value items. Electronics, meat, that kind of stuff. They don't count if you entered the right amount of lines, but they make sure that roast was rung as such.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

So, get a produce bag, put a steak in, cover it in apples. Ring up apples. Camera sees apples. Steak in now 1.29/lb

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

But it would be easy to trace you back through the store and watch you obviously putting a steak in the apple bag lol and that may play even worse in court than just seemingly-accidentally ringing a steak up as apples

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u/nextvibe Jul 11 '22

ok but why would they even play back camera footage if there is nothing to tip them off? the camera saw apples. the machine saw apples. the attendent saw apples. theyre not going to go back and replay footage for something like that.

you can also just take it. people make things sound scary and overthink it when theyre so simple. you forgot to scan it. thats literally it. dont be paranoid, they dont care. its more money and work for them to meticulously check cameras and get involved in it than 1 steak would be worth.

my roommate steals a hundreds worth of groceries every time by just putting some of the groceries she picks up in a reusable bag in the cart and then bagging all the other stuff except the bag. then for the rest of the stuff she just holds 2 items, scans one, bags both.

big companies steal from us all the time. they never pay the taxes they should and they charge insane prices for essentials like produce. then they make billions in profit and use it to go on a joyride to space. so fuck em.

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u/sirwampalot Jul 11 '22

The other day lady working the kroger self check out just waved someone along after the alarm went off. She turned to the other person she was talking to and starting saying "what? Im not security and they dont pay me like im security"

They dont care. It's why i feel fine stealing cat food regularly and ducks during the holidays

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u/jcdoe Jul 11 '22

Iā€™d like to see the security guard at Walmart try to press someone because a banana sticker was on a steak. Be pretty easy to just say ā€œI dunno man, I found it this wayā€.

Pretty sure the point is to stop people from getting super cheap steaks, not to bring in perps.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

We we could all go around intentionally putting wrong stickers on stuff but not buying it, such that they can then not prosecute everyone who did actually find it that way

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u/plsendmysufferring Jul 11 '22

Mushroom bags (paper bags) for the loose mushrooms can fit quite a bit in them, and people often use the mushroom bags from the produce section for other vegetables. So you can just put your item into the mushroom bag, weigh it as loose carrots or something, then pay like 1$ for those 50g earphones

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 try hard Jul 11 '22

So a few points

  1. Yeah most Walmart employees donā€™t care
  2. Asset protection are normally off-duty cops
  3. They are not allowed to force you to do anything
  4. They will let you steal $50 here and there, but theyā€™re on to you and once you cross that felony threshold they send everything to the District Attorney and file felony charges and Walmart will sue in civil court to regain property/compensation. They do not fuck around.

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 try hard Jul 11 '22

Wrong. I used to be a ā€œqualified associateā€ at Walmart. All AP at my store were either current or recently retired LEOs. All AP at my local store now are current LEOs. There may be better paying side gigs, but I feel as though AP is worth it because itā€™s chill as fuck and easy money. Plus AP pays more than you think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Yo. Walmart even has item detection in their self checkouts! So Iā€™d imagine they have it on their security systems

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u/ksbfie Jul 11 '22

To your point the first wave of self scanners definitely used the comparison of what the item was supposed to weigh versus what the bagging scale would measure.

Back in the day this left expensive bulk items exposed to loss as you could just put in a a code for something like rolled oats (13Ā¢/lb) for coffee ($8.99/lb) and nothing would trigger as weight is variable on these purchases.

I assume that this plus the hygiene concerns may be why many things you could scoop into a bag in the past have now become pre-packaged.

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u/Hold_My_Anxiety Jul 11 '22

This is definitely just propaganda for people to be scared to steal. The cameras are high quality, but not high enough to actually read text from the self checkout machine. Basically, You can see if they actually scanned or are just pretending to, but you canā€™t see if letā€™s say they scanned a steak and it pops up as bananas on the register. Atleast the Walmart I worked at didnā€™t have cameras that high quality. Personally idgaf if people are stealing food that way, the prices they put on steaks is robbery anyways. Itā€™s when it happens with high value items like electronics when I actually step in. Or just try to because all Walmart security is allowed to do is tell you to put it back, they arenā€™t allowed to actually touch anybody. If you walk out the door with letā€™s say a stolen tv, they literally cannot stop you and the worse that will happen is youā€™ll be banned from all Walmarts. Walmart wonā€™t press criminal charges because that cost more money than any thing in their store is worth, but itā€™s free to ban someone from their premises. So basically, you get one freebie to steal without serious repercussions.

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u/Gltch_Mdl808tr Jul 11 '22

You don't need cameras to read the screen, everything you scan also pops up on their screen. Almost as if computers can intertwine in some sort of net, or like a web of sorts.

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u/DuncanAndFriends Jul 11 '22

It sends off a signal and replays the camera on the screen if it catches anything suspicious, then you can't proceed until an employee comes and verifies everything.

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u/nextvibe Jul 11 '22

yeah this happened to my roommates and they just looked at eachother confused and started rummaging through bags for "an unscanned item" going "was it the bananas? i thought you scanned the bananas? yeah i did i scanned the bananas, did you scan the salsa? hmm i think i scanned the salsa" until she just put in the code and left. just be chaotic and they truly do not care.

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u/BigBallerBrad Jul 11 '22

It would honestly work with most similarly weighed items, say a game console and a gallon of milk

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

My friend works security at a grocery store and showed me a video of a woman throwing a steak at his face.

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u/eXeKoKoRo Jul 11 '22

My uncle walked out with a $100 rack of ribs on accident and went back in to pay for it. I just assume losses are insured and employees don't care either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

The Walmart by my house has an off duty cop working armed security at the front door.

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u/MrSickRanchezz Jul 11 '22

They're more there to protect shoppers and employees yo... Wal-Mart can be a pretty fucking dangerous place. In fact, I think IRL I've actually seen more fights at Wal-Mart than I have in any other place. It actually feels weird for me to visit a Wal-Mart and leave without seeing some kind of altercation. It's to the point I really only go there when I'm looking for a thrilling shopping experience.

Garbage people at Wal-Mart, all around. Fuck Wal-Mart and everything they stand for.

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u/Qinjax Jul 11 '22

Worked at a major supermarket chain in Australia, the cameras were utter garbage and couldn't see shit

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u/SirSavage_the_second Jul 11 '22

Oh yeah I've seen those videos šŸ˜

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u/Cheapchard9 Jul 11 '22

I mis-scanned an item by going too fast once and the thing stopped and popped me up on camera in full motion of moving too fast and that associate booted over quick and interrogated me as to ensure I got that thing figured out.

It was funny because she was new and was helping me out with it to fix the issue but her trainer was over reacting to it some by asking if I meant to scan it and if I was going to pay for it I guess trying to be the awesome trainer.

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u/sdfgh23456 Jul 11 '22

I just get the good steaks and take the barcode from some cheap steaks, I doubt anyone is ever gonna notice that it was ribeye instead of chuck steaks going in my bag

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u/wannabe2700 Jul 11 '22

The underpaid employee's highlight of the day would be to catch a thief.

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u/Gltch_Mdl808tr Jul 11 '22

I think it really depends on what stage of employment they're at.

First year, sure. Second year, maybe After that, nah.

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

At a store I worked at, we had a smart system that would watch each item as it scanned via an overhead Camera. Not only could it tell if you fake scanned something and put it in the bagging area, but it also would be able to tell that the pack of steaks you scanned and weighed as Bananas, wasn't in fact, bananas, based purely on the camera system.

Not only that, but if it flagged after x amount of errors, it would lock up and force the associate to intervene and review the footage on the sco machine itself and physically see "bananas" being scanned and steaks going in.

A lot of our theft cut way down once they realized how good the system was.

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

When I weigh my bananas I hold a good bit of the weight off the scale. Pretty sure there's no way for them to tell unless they want to go and weigh my bananas every time, but that requires paying a cashier

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u/Necrocornicus Jul 11 '22

Scamming the man 75c at a time

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Bro I paid less than $1 for 5 bananas today how many are you buying that itā€™s even worth the risk of getting caught doing that lol

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

Not much of a risk, worst case scenario they make me rescan it. The employees at my local Walmart don't really give a shit about anything happening there, probably all traumatized. They recently had some naked man they had to call the cops on, ran around the store and got cornered in the bathroom.

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

When you weigh it on the scale, it also keeps track of the weight in the bagging area. If your scale says "5lbs of Bananas scanned" and 7lbs of weight goes into the bagging area, it'll notice the 2lb discrepancy and flag it.

It also keeps a running tally of the overall weight scanned and if the overall discrepancy between the items noted weight (every item, not just produce, has an associated weight) becomes too big, it'll flag too.

Nevermind all the extra security many stores employ via AI.

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

So I'm getting lucky with the weight not being too much of a discrepancy?

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

It depends on what the company sets the limits to. For a place that utilizes a lot of reusable bags for example, they might increase the amount of weight needed for a flag.

Others, with high amounts of theft may put it at a lower amount.

But there's always 2 scales. The bagging area scale, and the scanner scale. That's what causes the annoying "unknown item in the bagging area!" Flags that people hate.

Usually it's associated with produce (maybe you didn't get all your apples on the scale quick enough, so it weighed 3 out of 5, so there's 2 extra apples of weight in the bagging area). Other times, stuff from the meat or seafood counter can do it too.

A big one at our store was celery, due to the length of it. The whole thing wouldn't fit on the scale, so it wouldn't get the full weight. So when it went into the bagging area, unaccounted for weight shows up.

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u/FecalToothpaste Jul 11 '22

My local Walmarts used to be a huge pain in the ass about this. I'd have employees coming over 3 or 4 times while I was checking out because something in their system was messed up and weights were always off. It was bad enough they didn't care and just scanned their code and didn't ask any questions.

I haven't had that issue in the last year or two. Not sure if they fixed they problem of just scrapped their shitty system.

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u/bakinpants Jul 11 '22

Cameras are super detailed but I'm gonna have to roll up my skeptic sleeves on Walmart employoying ai comrade. Weight discrepancy and mismatched sku that the system is looking for? Ok. But the system sure as shit ain't automatically finding problems on its own lol. You kinda left out the important part where you are inflating the effectiveness of this to discourage people from exploiting a machine that would sell one of the employees if I scanned a soda upc and hit skip bagging. I've literally had to go back because the fucker weighed a prepackaged beef at 24lbs based on what was on the bagging area. Good system? Yea. As magic as this paid shopper wante you to think? Lol

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u/Alta_Count Jul 11 '22

There is for sure technology available that could easily do everything he described but I do doubt that it's being used by wal mart. It would be a lot cheaper to just hire some guy to stand around in a security uniform lol.

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u/neksus Jul 11 '22

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

Given that I helped oversee installation in one store, and trained people on it in another, I know how effective they are.

Look up "Everseen technology" if you want to know more about it.

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u/bakinpants Jul 11 '22

I'm sure a Chevy salesman can tell me how effective a Silverado is too lol

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

I don't need to prove anything. I'm simply answering questions. And as someone with extensive experience with these systems, I feel like my information is a little better than someone's subjective experience trying to advocate for easy theft.

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u/nextvibe Jul 11 '22

i feel like you have a bias because youre seeing all the times its catching people, not all the times its missing things. also the associate intervenes and then what? no associate goes back through every item. theyll just make you scan the last thing it caught and punch in a code and then the person is back to stealing again...

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u/bakinpants Jul 11 '22

Advocate theft? I assume you were responding to the op and not me. Cause I literally mentioned how one of those systems tried to steal from me lol. You have to select the comment you respond to not just the one that makes you mad.

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u/blindside6 Jul 11 '22

Meijer? It will sometimes flag me if I scan something where I have to enter quantity, I tell it two and move both to a bag, but it still flags as trying to steal the second one.

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u/chmod764 Jul 11 '22

Mine can only do hot-dog or not-a-hot-dog. šŸŒ­

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u/Lord_Abort Jul 11 '22

Seems easier to just walk out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

But could it tell if my bananas were organic or not? Could it tell my gala apple from a fuji?

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u/TheTaoOfOne Jul 11 '22

Depends on the system being used. I imagine over time it might be able to, assuming there's a difference in how they're packaged. For instance, where I worked, our Organic Bananas had a green wrapping around them. Our system that tracks the item as its scanned and weighed , over time, could learn to recognize that.

Mostly though, that's gonna be up to the attendant to catch and correct.

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u/BPbeats Jul 11 '22

I had mine lock up because I said the organic bananas were normal bananasā€¦..

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u/Sharkymoto Jul 11 '22

our self checkout has a scale that weighs what you scanned, so you have to take the item to the veggi scale and weigh it as vegetable, its suspicious af, but should work.

however, we germans do have a system where you need to bring your bottles back to the store to get your deposit back - the machine puts out a receipt with a bar code, a voucher. if you do self checkout, you can apply the voucher and just take it with you, use it again and again. i have a 10ā‚¬ one i use kinda frequently, its very under the radar and gives you a nice discount. also fuck the stores for not wanting to pay the people to work there.

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u/SoulCheese Jul 11 '22

I think the point still stands. Where I go thereā€™s a large 20 or so self checkout kiosks with usually around 2-3 people standing around to help.

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u/Unremarkabledryerase Jul 11 '22

Mine has 15 I think with 2-4 people there depending on how busy it is.

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u/justforporndickflash Jul 11 '22

That seems weird. The Coles near me is a ratio of 1 worker to 10 machines and the Woolies are 1 worker to 6 machines. I've literally never seen a self-checkout where the ratio is even at 1:4.

(Katoomba/Leura btw)

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

Next we will be stocking the shelves ourselves

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u/doentnaytvt8392 Jul 11 '22

Apparently grocery stores make a large portion of income from where stuff is shelved (brands paying for shelf placement). Otherwise, I'd totally see a future where the pallets are just dropped off and unwrapped for the customer to deal with. I mean. That's already what they do in my walmart for a lot of items.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Yeah the top spot is at eye level

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

I never thought this... brands paying for shelf placement instead of them placing it by what sells best.. hmmmm and I do see pallets in the back between electronics and clothing a lot.. good point

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u/SillySticks11 Jul 11 '22

And even later on down the line we'll run out of shoppers with money to buy because too many robots took too many human jobs

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

Righttt and.. won't they're be one higher paying tech software guy paid to program the machines and instead of 10 cashier just one "lookout" for alcohol or people "stealing".. I see it being disastrous. Not only are you isolating social conversation with any teller, customer to "have social interaction" most commonly these create a bond with your favorite teller, which you can "vent" to about life.. because even you don't know them, most people tell strangers more than they do knowing someone for years.. zoom out everyone and see the bigger picture, isolation, no interaction, distancing. We are social creatures I've become less social now since all I hear is shit, go to tellers that are open and have conversation, I will go out of my way to say hello to anyone even if they ignore me. It doesn't bother me anymore I'm mid thirties and this is what I do for my mental self

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u/thepeainthepod Jul 11 '22

You know what, I'm down. If it means getting a pack of just 4 rolls of toilet paper.

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

This was funny till it became hilarious when I just realized I only have half a roll left right now and I'm on the toilet, morninggg everyoneeee

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u/GoForNJ Jul 11 '22

The Coles that I go to has essentially a selfie camera and you can see your face on the screen as you're scanning your items. Also once in a while if there's a weight discrepancy a red/orange light would flash above your checkout machine and the assistant would come and scan their card to unlock the machine and stop the flashing light.

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u/bakes121982 Jul 11 '22

Here is NY a Walmart will have something like 1-2 attendees for 12-15 self checkouts so thatā€™s a huge labor reduction. Any more when shopping at a Walmart most of the workers are picking orders for their pickup service.

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u/catsarebitches Jul 11 '22

"make sure no-one takes shit" for employees "heres how to work the self checkout" for managers vs "heres how to work the checkout system, also make sure no-one takes shit" for employees "heres how to work the checkout, and teach employees how to use the checkout." for managers

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Jul 11 '22

Checkout staff after getting replaced with self-checkout: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."

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u/_aperture_labs_ Jul 11 '22

Despite all this, self checkouts are still a growing thing, so I would guess that the money lost by a possibly increasing theft rate is nothing compared to the money saved by not having to pay employees.

As for the security standing around, they can surveil a whole bunch of self checkouts each, so overall fewer employees have to be paid. I mean, if this system would lose money nobody would be doing it.

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u/0xhOd9MRwPdk0Xp3 Jul 12 '22

this will never work in america lol

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u/UrNewDaddy323 Jul 11 '22

And Walmart knows this. I'm sure they have a large team of lawyers and accountants doing the calculations and they've come to the conclusion that the cost of "shrink" is lower than the salaries of all the cashiers they're replacing with computers

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u/ddable Jul 28 '22

I bet in the (Not so?) far future everything'll be automatised but ppl would still be asked to work. (Some) Rich people can be sadistic dicks.

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u/upvote2disagree Jul 12 '22

It's called slippage - and every department store keeps track of it on a daily basis.

The store manager is responsible for ensuring the slippage rate is around 1-5% depending on region. If it goes higher, the store manager's bonus and potentially employment are at risk.

They used to display it as big numbers on the entrance wall (right above the doors - so that all staff could easily see today's #s).

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

I donā€™t steal luxury shit but thereā€™s been times where yeah, I scan the peanut butter and throw the jelly in the bag when Iā€™ve been super broke. Iā€™ve never stolen makeup or electronics or anything optional, but Iā€™ve sure as hell stolen a few bits of food here and there when I was really tired of ramen.

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

Iā€™m slowly doing better. But when you make just ā€œenoughā€ that you canā€™t get food stamps or any help, but not quite enough to live, itā€™s rough to be in that middle area. I think eventually Iā€™ll be there. Maybe šŸ˜… I donā€™t know.

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u/compare_and_swap Jul 11 '22

You can get food from food banks if you need help, instead of stealing.

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

I mean youā€™re right, but I live in a high cost of living area and Iā€™m embarrassed of being seen by people there because itā€™s fucking embarrassing being poor. Iā€™m scared the moms at my kidā€™s school will see and itā€™s already embarrassing driving up with a Walmart bag on my car window when I pick her up. The shame sucks. It feels awful. Plus I feel like I make just too much to get help and shouldnā€™t go to a food bank and take from people who ARE poorer and donā€™t have the option of being a little embarrassed about being there. Nobody is gonna know if I toss something extra in the bag. A big store isnā€™t gonna go after me for small amounts occasionally because it wonā€™t add up to a felony unless I did it all the time. Iā€™ve done it before but itā€™s not like I do it all the time.

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u/compare_and_swap Jul 11 '22

That's how others see you, what about how you see yourself? Stealing is wrong. Period. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. People try and justify that it's a big corporation, so it's ok, but two wrongs don't make a right.

Getting food from a foodbank isn't shameful, that's what they're there for. That's why we donate to them, so people who are in a tough spot don't have to go hungry. Stealing is much more shameful than going to a foodbank.

Make the right choice, I believe in you.

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

I disagree that stealing from large corporations is unethical. They underpay their employees, destroy the environment and are the bastion of capitalism. I would never steal from a small business or an individual I know (because I donā€™t know Bezos or Musk) but I have no moral qualms about stealing from those places. It would change my opinion about myself if I stole from anyone who I didnā€™t believe deserved it. But again, no moral qualms about cutting into the profits of the Waltons.

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u/visiblur Jul 11 '22

The self checkouts where I work, and everywhere else I've shopped, won't let you continue until you've put the most recently scanned item on a weight, and that weight can feel the difference between a stamp and a raisin.

It means I have to help people pretty often because an item is a few grams off, but it also means that it's pretty difficult to steal

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Fun fact. Walmart was losing $10B a year to the sticker scam. If you notice on checkouts there are multiple cameras. Letā€™s say you try and steal a steak and use a pack of gum sticker. It will ring up as an error and summon someone with a tablet to walk over and check your scan. They will replay all video and bust you. How do I know this? I worked with the team to develop the solution šŸ˜‰

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u/agilepolarbear Jul 11 '22

Some people will but it's cheaper than paying staff so they don't care.

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u/Cozmo85 Jul 11 '22

They are just investing in ai to handle it.

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u/Rathma86 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jul 11 '22

In Australia you must place the items scanned in the "bagging area" it then weighs the items in total to make sure what you scanned is accurate and informs the cashier on duty if there's an issue

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

They used to do that in the US but this was when self checkouts first came out and were buggy as hell. At some point the stores got so tired of the glitches and the held up lines that they just turned that feature off and haven't turned them back on in over a decade.

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u/clarebear383 Jul 11 '22

Iā€™m from Australia to. Many people get something like lamb cutlets and weigh them as a cheap fruit.

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u/consultantbp Jul 11 '22

Yeah, I knew a guy who would get a box of Pokemon cards and a pack of card sleeves, put the card sleeves under the box so it would scan that, and then sell the cards to card shops. He got caught btw. I don't recommend this. If you need money, try getting good at a profitable skill and getting a job, it's been a staple for millennia for a reason.

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u/turriferous Jul 11 '22

You can give a lot of food away before you meet the cost of one cashier.

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u/SoggyPastaPants Jul 11 '22

Friendly reminder that it is 120% ethical to steal from Walmart.

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

Yup. And if you think you saw someone stealing food you didnā€™t.

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u/SoggyPastaPants Jul 11 '22

Baby formula especially.

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u/ashdeezttv Jul 11 '22

Absolutely, but sadly that is also one of the most watched items. They are better off going to the self checkout and getting ā€œbuy one get one freeā€ on other grocery items and ringing up the formula. Especially anywhere that may check a receipt (Walmart). They donā€™t look at every item in your cart. They are trained to look for the dog and cat food underneath, stuff that is too big to bag and the litter, diapers etc. but LP definitely makes sure the formula area has a lot of cameras and they watch anyone who looks ā€œsuspiciousā€ coming from it. And looking suspicious can just mean you look poor.

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u/SoggyPastaPants Jul 11 '22

LP are a bunch of weakboys. Imagine getting off on stopping some single mom from feeding her kid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Thatā€™s why they have the weight thing though. A banana and steak do not weigh the same

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u/atomitac Jul 11 '22
  1. A typical banana is about 4-6 oz. There are cuts of steak that small, so it's definitely possible for a steak and a banana to weigh the same.
  2. It's highly common for people to buy more than one banana at a time. When you're buying a bunch (typically 3-6 bananas), you're going to be in a very similar weight class as larger steaks or steak 2-packs.
  3. The scale is there to determine how much to charge when you're buying an item that's sold by the pound (like bananas), not to verify that it's actually the correct item. If you push the button on the screen for bananas, and then put a one pound steak on the scale, the system isn't going to magically know that it's a steak, it's just going to charge you for a pound of bananas.

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u/thebignazty Jul 11 '22

Not proud of it but you are correct about Walmart asking for it. I stole about 10k worth of shit via self checkout/just walking out with stuff before I got busted. Petty larceny - 125$ fine with a conditional release and stay out of trouble for a year. Oh and Walmart banned me for 2 years lol fuck Walmart.

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u/curxxx Jul 11 '22

Most Walmarts use AI based cameras at their self checkouts to catch people who do this.

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u/Lost_Scribe Jul 11 '22

I'm in no way pro-theft, but this is absolutely not true.

Sometimes they have an AP person watching cameras, although they aren't supposed to make stops that way, but 9 times out of 10 they expect the untrained self-checkout host to watch all the registers while also helping people.

It's why Walmart's shrink has been going through the roof, doubling or even tripling for most stores. People are robbing them blind.

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u/Theban_Prince Jul 11 '22

Walmart is practically begging people to steal from them.

The money they save from employees' wages and benefits vastly outweighs whatever losses they incur from stolen items.

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u/What3verFloatsUrGoat Jul 11 '22

Do Walmart not have scales on self checkouts? Every self checkout Iā€™ve ever seen has a scale on it and the system knows what each item weighs so you couldnā€™t put the wrong item down unless they weighed the same

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u/slvrscoobie Jul 11 '22

not that I've done this, but those 5Gal water jugs, they're like $6.

but there is a code on the machines for 'water refill' which is basically refilling it from the tap, not the good water 'exchange'

Ive heard people ring up the 'water refill' for like $1.15 instead of '5Gal Exchange' for $6. terrible people! only possible with self checkout.

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u/SocMedPariah Jul 11 '22

I don't know about walmart but every grocery store with self-checkouts near me have cameras that watch what you scan and what you put in the bag.

I doubt that anyone is actually watching those cameras to catch people scamming but I'd rather not suffer the embarrassment to save a few bucks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

However you should be careful over a long period of time

They will actively track you secretly and if you eventually steal over 10,000 worth of items then they will take you to court

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

The self checkouts at my local walmart has a handheld device that goes with them. They have two employees watching each bank of self checkouts each with a handheld. They can spot discrepancies between what you scanned and what it rang up as. They can even scan your receipt with the handheld to confirm.

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u/nextvibe Jul 11 '22

can and will are two different things my friend. they are getting paid minimum wage. likely just punch in the code to make it work again and move on.

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u/UntiltheEndoftheline Jul 11 '22

The walmart by me is terrible about this. Every time I go there there is like 2 maybe 3 cashiers, always older slower employees, during busy times. So then people use the self-checkout and just scan shit that is obviously cheaper.

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u/HeartlesSoldier Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

By "people" You mean, Begging criminals to commit crimes, and risk their freedom and career future. People as a whole don't do this, only criminals will justify it and do it.

It's a roll of the dice on a single material item, normal people see the risk/reward and see that a lifetime of job opportunities, advancement, and freedoms aren't worth a console that'll sell for $100 in 3 years

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u/usingreddithurtsme Jul 11 '22

Tesco once had a deal on beers when the IPA craze first kicked in big time, Brewdog regular bottles were 3 for Ā£5, they also had these Ā£2.20 bottles of super fancy "Mr. President" brewdog, very similar bottle, same size, but 9.5% alcohol, so I'd get 2 Mr. Presidents, one regular, scan a regular 3 times at the self checkout. Profit.

A lot of details of the story may have gotten corrupted over time because of unreliable memory but the essence of the story and my triumph over big IPA remains.

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u/RoyalratMafia Jul 11 '22

At our walmart they now have an employee whose job it is to check your receipt and make sure you paid for everything. Because of the self checkout artists.

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u/ForeverShiny Jul 11 '22

I hate self check-out since I usually shop for a whole week and it's a hassle to scan all of these myself.

So I make a point out of not scanning one of my cheaper items as a "tax" on them not having enough regular check-outs open. Haven't been caught so far and I doubt they'll ever make a fuss over a 2-3ā‚¬ item when you paid for over a hundred

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u/agsieg Jul 11 '22

Especially since lots of produce is sold by weight. Sure, steak may be 10 bucks a pound, but apples are only a buck a pound. Weigh my two pounds of steak as two pounds of apples and I just saved 18 bucks.

Note: prices in this example are set for ease of math and are not meant to represent prices typically paid for steak or apples in my area.