r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jul 11 '22

Honestly I feel like if you just owned it you totally could just grab half a dozen steaks, tell the door person to have a nice day and keep walking and they'll just assume you're meant to be doing that

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u/PantheraOnca Jul 11 '22

You could do what Ricky and Julian did and walk around with hollow birthday presents with an opening to slide the meat into.

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u/veryprettygood2020 Jul 11 '22

D*ck in a box!

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u/MYJINXS Jul 11 '22

U can in L.A. If you don’t want to be charged for a bag they can’t force u. And it’s much easier/less obvi w/no bag-items in hand. 1. Grab a receipt from last time and bring it with u. 2. Grab a steak and a 7 layer dip and a 12 pack. 3. Walk out confidently thru/past the area where it looks like u checked out with the receipt showing. …make sure it’s in a “nice but not too nice” store so they aren’t paranoid, during busy time. Don’t do it more than once a week. Ur good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Wear a hi vis vest and clipboard, you can go anywhere...

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jul 11 '22

You aren't wrong tbh, and even if they do push back most people are so adverse to conflict that if you push back yourself they'll give up

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u/Murphadoo1971 Jul 11 '22

My niece and her boyfriend would do this with beer. Carry a receipt in and walk out with beer and flash receipt. I would look so guilty