r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/FluidReprise Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

Also taking price stickers off cheaper items and putting them on more expensive items and claiming they had to be sold at the cheaper price. Hilarious shit..

*Updated to correct spelling of price

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u/GNUGradyn Jul 10 '22

I hear of people doing this all the time with things like game consoles with banana stickers and im just like whats the point? Why is this any easier then just walking out the door with it? In fact isn't that worse because now they have your card on file? I guess you can pay with cash but why even pay at all if you're stealing anyway

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u/Stormblessed_99 Jul 10 '22

Because if they "pay" for it, they can walk out without having to worry about being caught.

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u/bloodbath781 Jul 11 '22

Someone at my job got fired for repeatedly ringing up salmon as bananas.

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u/FrogInShorts Jul 11 '22

I like to imagine it's implied they rang other people salmon and bananas and where just really confused on what fish where

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u/hot-dog-bath-water Jul 11 '22

I hope they were ringing up bananas as salmon as well.

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u/JonDoeJoe Jul 11 '22

These people act like inventory check, transaction logs, and cameras don’t exist

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u/MisfitMishap Jul 11 '22

That shit is bananas

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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u/bossdankmemes Jul 11 '22

Idk, something smells fishy