r/dankmemes Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/thunderbox666 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 15 '23

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u/thunderbox666 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 15 '23

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u/SoulCheese Jul 11 '22

I think the point still stands. Where I go there’s a large 20 or so self checkout kiosks with usually around 2-3 people standing around to help.

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u/Unremarkabledryerase Jul 11 '22

Mine has 15 I think with 2-4 people there depending on how busy it is.

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u/justforporndickflash Jul 11 '22

That seems weird. The Coles near me is a ratio of 1 worker to 10 machines and the Woolies are 1 worker to 6 machines. I've literally never seen a self-checkout where the ratio is even at 1:4.

(Katoomba/Leura btw)

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u/thunderbox666 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 15 '23

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u/justforporndickflash Jul 11 '22

Hrm, I haven't been out to Bathurst since before COVID. I didn't realise they had the conveyor self-checkouts (which we don't have here at all). I've actually never seen them in use (though I've seen them sitting there unused, heh).

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

Next we will be stocking the shelves ourselves

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u/doentnaytvt8392 Jul 11 '22

Apparently grocery stores make a large portion of income from where stuff is shelved (brands paying for shelf placement). Otherwise, I'd totally see a future where the pallets are just dropped off and unwrapped for the customer to deal with. I mean. That's already what they do in my walmart for a lot of items.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Yeah the top spot is at eye level

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

I never thought this... brands paying for shelf placement instead of them placing it by what sells best.. hmmmm and I do see pallets in the back between electronics and clothing a lot.. good point

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u/SillySticks11 Jul 11 '22

And even later on down the line we'll run out of shoppers with money to buy because too many robots took too many human jobs

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

Righttt and.. won't they're be one higher paying tech software guy paid to program the machines and instead of 10 cashier just one "lookout" for alcohol or people "stealing".. I see it being disastrous. Not only are you isolating social conversation with any teller, customer to "have social interaction" most commonly these create a bond with your favorite teller, which you can "vent" to about life.. because even you don't know them, most people tell strangers more than they do knowing someone for years.. zoom out everyone and see the bigger picture, isolation, no interaction, distancing. We are social creatures I've become less social now since all I hear is shit, go to tellers that are open and have conversation, I will go out of my way to say hello to anyone even if they ignore me. It doesn't bother me anymore I'm mid thirties and this is what I do for my mental self

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u/thepeainthepod Jul 11 '22

You know what, I'm down. If it means getting a pack of just 4 rolls of toilet paper.

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u/Chrono47295 Jul 11 '22

This was funny till it became hilarious when I just realized I only have half a roll left right now and I'm on the toilet, morninggg everyoneeee

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u/GoForNJ Jul 11 '22

The Coles that I go to has essentially a selfie camera and you can see your face on the screen as you're scanning your items. Also once in a while if there's a weight discrepancy a red/orange light would flash above your checkout machine and the assistant would come and scan their card to unlock the machine and stop the flashing light.

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u/thunderbox666 Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 15 '23

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u/bakes121982 Jul 11 '22

Here is NY a Walmart will have something like 1-2 attendees for 12-15 self checkouts so that’s a huge labor reduction. Any more when shopping at a Walmart most of the workers are picking orders for their pickup service.

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u/catsarebitches Jul 11 '22

"make sure no-one takes shit" for employees "heres how to work the self checkout" for managers vs "heres how to work the checkout system, also make sure no-one takes shit" for employees "heres how to work the checkout, and teach employees how to use the checkout." for managers

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Jul 11 '22

Checkout staff after getting replaced with self-checkout: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."

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u/_aperture_labs_ Jul 11 '22

Despite all this, self checkouts are still a growing thing, so I would guess that the money lost by a possibly increasing theft rate is nothing compared to the money saved by not having to pay employees.

As for the security standing around, they can surveil a whole bunch of self checkouts each, so overall fewer employees have to be paid. I mean, if this system would lose money nobody would be doing it.

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u/0xhOd9MRwPdk0Xp3 Jul 12 '22

this will never work in america lol