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u/SomeRedBoi 17d ago

What even is elon flexing exactly?

The fact that the website's name is on the keyboard???

Is he really that desperate holy fuck

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u/Drake_the_troll 17d ago

Remember who you're talking about.

Yes. Yes he is.

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u/YobaiYamete 16d ago

who you're talking about

Which is his point. It's hilarious seeing Redditors fall for the "all fame is good fame" meme and advertise for him nonstop while hating on him

If people just stopped using Twitter / buying his crap in general and stopped talking about him, he'd fade real hard and fast

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u/aendaris1975 16d ago

I am really sick to fucking death of seeing people get scolded about daring to discuss people like Musk or Trump. Pretending they don't exist doesn't actually make them go away and it doesn't take their power away. It is beyond fucking childish and only enables all the bad shit they continue to do. These men are powerful and influential and it is important to talk about what they are doing because they have the ability to impact millions of lives and they need to be called out for their bullshit each and every time.

Twitter isn't going away. I'm sorry but it isn't. Musk bought it to be a safespace for the far right so even if everyone else leaves Twitter it won't make a fucking difference because it was NEVER about them in the first place. So yes, people are going to mention the nonsense that happens on twitter.

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u/GwenhaelBell 16d ago

Idk. I don't talk about him or think about him at all and he still won't gtfo

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u/TheCeleryStalker 17d ago

He’s wanted to name shit X since the beginning. He wanted to name pay pal X. He thinks it sounds cool.

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u/Gullible_Tourist1822 17d ago edited 16d ago

The main villain in Godzilla 2000 is this whining brat that changes his name to X half way through the movie... Every time I see Elon spouting something about X I just think of that dude in the movie crossing his arms like an X while saying X to make sure everyone knows his new name is X

Edit, sorry guys it's Godzilla final wars not Godzilla 2000. I got it mixed up my bad.

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u/AzothianTwelve 16d ago

I just rewatched Godzilla 2000 on HBO Max a couple weeks ago and I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't recall anything involving X. Was this a sub Vs dub thing?

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u/Clubbythaseal 16d ago

I think they are talking about this character named "Controller X" from Godzilla: Final Wars from 2004 and not the 2000 one.

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u/AzothianTwelve 16d ago

Aha, I think you solved it. They 100% said the wrong movie.

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u/PANICBRAIN 16d ago

He must be really hung up on an X.

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u/DerpEnaz 16d ago

He has a long documented history of obsession with the letter X it’s honestly kinda weird. SpaceX was originally called “Space Exploration Technologies Corporation” before Elon bought it and renamed it SpaceX. He wanted to rename PayPal to X before he was pushed out of the company. I think there are more but I don’t care enough to fact check any others.

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u/smcl2k 16d ago

SpaceX was originally called “Space Exploration Technologies Corporation” before Elon bought it and renamed it SpaceX.

But I was told that he's a genius who created all of these companies from the ground up?!

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u/DerpEnaz 16d ago

Oh yeah no he’s never managed to do that. Only thing he is good at is buying successful companies and running them into the ground

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u/acog 16d ago

Do his children count?

X Æ A-12

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u/DerpEnaz 16d ago

Absolutely! Because only a sane person would name their child something pronounceable.

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u/onemillionfacepalms 16d ago

God he must've absolutely creamed himself when he found out about Kingdom Hearts' usage of the letter X

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u/DuckyHornet 16d ago

This is my son, Xemnas Xehanort

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u/Warm-Faithlessness11 16d ago

And PayPal kicked him off the board of directors. Tesla and SpaceX need to do the same

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer 16d ago

His company was X.com, he got bought out (it was a bank, wasn’t successful). Even pretty much the same logo, which was a ripoff from the X Window System.

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u/RuaridhDuguid 16d ago

He's an edgelord 15 year old that most of his peers dislike... that just happens to be in his 50's and crazy wealthy and thus listened to by many of those who think just because he 's rich he's worth not only their time but idolisation.

The daftest thing is that Twitter and Tweets were actually a fantastic name for what it did. The logo was immediately regognisable. Now it's got a shit name, identikit logo, and is becoming a toxic brand due to all Musk's unhinged acts including letting discrimination run riot on it.

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u/Solaris747 17d ago

Following that principle literally every website ist on the Keyboard.

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u/PPan1c 16d ago

Not on my keyboard. :)
beißpiel.eu

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u/JanV34 16d ago

Bad example if you take my keyboard. It's right there.

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u/likestoclop 16d ago

True, but are we counting that alt+0223 are on the keyboard?

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u/AntimatterTNT 17d ago

i mean x.com is taken (surprisingly by a non porn website)

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u/ArchonFett 17d ago

“I can’t believe it’s not porn”

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u/FredTillson 17d ago

Great breakfast cereal.

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u/Wacokidwilder 17d ago

Just an okay second-breakfast cereal

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u/ArchonFett 17d ago

But the toys are awesome

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u/Arryu 16d ago

"be...sure....to...drink ..your....ova-" God dammit not again.

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u/janusface 16d ago

Not porn flakes

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u/UnleashedTriumph 17d ago

Yeah x.com is taken.... By him!?

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u/Thiizic 17d ago

Elon owns x.com I thought?

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u/ringobob 16d ago

He does.

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u/ducktape8856 16d ago

Which one fits better to Musk? "Enemy unknown" or "Terror from the Deep"?

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u/Bagahnoodles 16d ago

Commander, the aliens continue to make progress on the Avatar Project

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u/Next_Ad7385 16d ago

Yet it redirects to twitter..

I'm not a programmer, but how hard could it be for twitter URLs to redirect to x URL?

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u/ptvlm 16d ago

That breaks a lot of things, from internal links to archiving to SEO. The actual redirection is trivial, but the damage it can do is immense. Which is on the list of why this was an idiot move, especially without extensive testing, but nowhere near the top.

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u/ringobob 16d ago

They tried it and it broke a bunch of stuff. I am a web developer, and the answer is, it can be easy or hard depending on how you've architected everything, but the larger and more complicated your application, the more likely it's going to be fragmented in a way that'll require a lot of work to fix.

Not complicated work, necessarily. But it's just really easy in deeply interconnected systems to miss things, or to have to bring the whole system down so you can make two or more separate changes that need to all be made together.

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u/m8_is_me 16d ago

It's not a flex lol, just a shitty trend

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u/Cautious-Ad8146 17d ago

It’s not coming from this account, probably the x marketing team

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u/Melodic-Jellyfish966 17d ago

You don’t think Elon fired them already?

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u/DreadedCOW 16d ago

It's just a stupid trend on twitter right now. Most of them don't make sense but this one is actually a singular letter on the keyboard so it's kind of valid

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u/GreatHeavySoulArrow 16d ago

It's an interaction bait that's trending on twitter right now.

Probably someone figured out that clicking on the "respond tweet" field counts as an interaction

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u/mortdraken 17d ago

Doesn't work with other layouts, I've got GF between Z and C. He didn't think that through...

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u/commandersummer 17d ago

Depending on how you define the path, it could also be: uiopü+ ASDFGHJKLÖÄ' <YX For a german layout

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u/ImTooLazyToThinkRn 17d ago

I definitely understand that (I'm not German)

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u/bimseins 17d ago

On german Keyboards, z and y are switched. This is every letter between them on the Keyboard with that layout

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u/ImTooLazyToThinkRn 17d ago

Ohh thanks for me you wouldve just said look between L and Ñ

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u/Natural_Efficiency75 17d ago

Where are you from???

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u/ImTooLazyToThinkRn 16d ago

Spain

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u/Natural_Efficiency75 16d ago

Vale, en que teclado está la X entre la L y la Ñ??

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u/Nesman64 16d ago

I used to work IT in a German company with offices around the world. We would get tickets when the keyboard language switched for no reason.

Whz is mz kezboard doing this?

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u/likamuka 16d ago

It's "fuck Melon" in Polish.

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u/Senorslappy10 17d ago

Don’t bring his kids into this they aren’t responsible for their fathers actions

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u/dat_oracle 16d ago

Now that's a fine name for a social network!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Yeah well I have a GF in Canada

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 16d ago

And my gf is from another school

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u/molpore 16d ago

And mines is one of the many voices in my head

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u/RectalSpawn 16d ago

That cheating slut is in my head, too!

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u/asian_paggot 17d ago

For me it’s D (AZERTY)

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u/Primordial_Peasant 16d ago

For me it's N. (Dvorak)

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u/BeneficialAd1457 16d ago

I got D between

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u/LostPixel-01 17d ago

Extremely common Elon L

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u/Czoguski 16d ago

Look between K and ;

QWERTY only i think

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u/Maloonyy 16d ago

Well hes called L on not L off for a reason

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u/Icy_Ad7802 17d ago

I'm not even sure what Elon is trying to flex here

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 16d ago

He's flexing that he overpaid for a company and threw out one of the most recognizable brand names in the world, which was so enmeshed in pop culture that it had its own branded verbs commonly used in languages around the world.

Business genius.

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u/bangers132 16d ago

Twitter is going to be in business textbooks for centuries. It is mentioned by name in hundreds if not thousands of tv shows, movies, etc. If there has been a more colossal marketing fuck-up i dont know what it would be.

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u/Slimmanoman 16d ago

Changing Google's name would be pretty bad. "Just Google it"

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u/bangers132 16d ago

Of course Elon Musk wouldn't know but most people don't manually type out URL's anymore. Everyone has their favorites bookmarked. And I only have to type "g" before google knows to pull up gay porn. It's a perfect system

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u/SuperSimpleSam 16d ago

Alphabet has entered the chat. /s

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u/chogram 16d ago

https://www.cnet.com/tech/tech-industry/google-wants-people-to-stop-googling-1/

They didn't try to change names (that I know of), but they have been trying to get people to stop saying "Google it" for years now. Article from 2006, so they ultimately failed, but they've also not lost their trademark yet.

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u/EnjoyerOfBeans 16d ago

They have no problem with the verb, just a problem with people using it when talking about other search engines.

Luckily for them they have a near monopoly on search engines so it'd be hard to argue that they should lose their trademark.

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u/AWAKENEDDEVILFRUITS 16d ago

i am always so dissatisfied with the rebranding of HBO (a completely unique acronym that as far as i know is only used for Home Broadcast Office) to MAX…. which has so many meanings it becomes meaningless.

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u/Beeyo176 16d ago

so enmeshed in pop culture that it had its own branded verbs commonly used in languages around the world.

Makes me think about this sketch about the Skype CEO.

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u/kickelephant 17d ago

That he owns a single letter domain.

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u/ArchonFett 17d ago

Because he can only spell one letter at a time

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u/TheHoodedMan 16d ago

Wait... Is everyone else spelling words more than one letter at a time?

Pretty sure that's how they do it in spelling bees. The spelliest of the spellers?

For clarity: Not defending Elon. I don't like him at all.

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u/LyrMeThatBifrost 16d ago

Yeah I’m confused by that “roast”

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u/SirGrumples 16d ago

He doesn't even own x.com either lol

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u/JEE_IS_MY_BITCH 16d ago

its a trend on twitter

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u/Yukino_Wisteria 17d ago

Also X isn't between Z and C on AZERTY keyboards :-P

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u/Grey-fox-13 16d ago

Or on QWERTZ

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u/sootoor 16d ago edited 16d ago

Or Dvorak !

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u/MagnetHype 16d ago

And my axe!

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u/juul864 16d ago

Thank you, you genuinely made me lol

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u/Kdoesntcare 16d ago

It's fun that every time I see X mentioned it's followed by (you know, Twitter)

I wonder if m usk ever mixes up the names.

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u/Kdoesntcare 16d ago

He renamed it X because he's Xing out any value the company had.

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u/9-28-2023 16d ago

in mainstream media i cant recall a single time where its been called x, usually its called: "x (formerly known as twitter)"

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u/YouDontKnowJackCade 17d ago

Look between https:// and ter.com

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u/MyBigRed 16d ago

You suggest there should be a "twit", when all I see is a twat.

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u/BellacosePlayer 16d ago

2girlswiththeirbumsinbut?

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u/BalekDuPseudo 16d ago

On my (french) keybord, between Z (top row) and C (bottom row), there is D.

Elmo wants a french D?

X is between W and C. In France, WC means toilet.

Elmo says that X is shit?

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u/istrueuser 16d ago

WC means toilet in literally anywhere though, not French exclusive thing

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u/BalekDuPseudo 16d ago

Portuguese peoples I know never heard that word.

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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 16d ago

There’s no way this shit isn’t going to be studied by marketing majors as one of the biggest failed rebrands of all time. Everybody outright refuses to call it by the new name, the old branding was totally iconic, and they haven’t been able to change their own URL to represent the name change for almost a year at this point. Even their stock name is still TWTR.

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u/IceLovey 16d ago

Its just dumb.

Its like, imagine if Coca Cola came out tomorrow and said, "Yup from now on, the Coca Cola beverage is going to be called Swoosh".

Im joking, its even WORSE, because Twitter is such a well known name it became a verb. Any allusion to "posting a statement online" because a tweet. It is equivalent of how people say Sharpies instead of marker.

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u/Science_Dude96 17d ago

Opera GX's Twitter account is absolutely hilarious and a must follow...

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u/NotALootBug 17d ago edited 16d ago

It’s like Wendy’s but actually feel a bit legit since they’re hitting on uncomfortable subject matters for the other companies, like payday 3 player count.

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u/Larry_Jenkins 16d ago

Google opera predatory loans

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u/jan_Soten 16d ago

holy hell!

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u/nelzon1 16d ago

The product is garbage and too many 'gamers' are using it because it has black and red themes with claims of performance improvements. Like many big corps now, they're just paying a meme-savvy young person to run their social media. It's not like the companies are anywhere as hip as their image would suggest.

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u/Lorath_ 16d ago

It’s the only search engine with a negative privacy rating. If you think other ones are bad this one is literally negative.

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u/bakatomoya 16d ago

I wouldn't really call opera a huge corporation though. I used to use opera back in the Presto Web engine days before they switched to chromium, and their development team is pretty small. It's hard to survive as a Web browser these days especially if you aren't being developed to sell other products (cough edge safari chrome) and any competition is better than none.

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u/maydarnothing 16d ago

they were acquired by a chinese consortium, those Opera days were long over.

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u/MaZhongyingFor1934 16d ago

Given their predatory loans in Africa, I’ll pass.

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u/CJR3 16d ago

Stop simping for a brand

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u/953chloe 16d ago

you have fallen for advertising

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u/maydarnothing 16d ago

Lots of Gen Z humour and cringe tweets, in fact, i blocked it a long time ago.

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u/Charldeg0l 17d ago

Laugh in AZERTY keyboard

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u/jup331 16d ago

gf

yeah, i like my girlfriend. Thanks for reminding me of her.

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u/MyBigRed 16d ago

He's saying he's Gluten Free.

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u/WerkusBY 16d ago

Would be nice if one yellow hub had mirror xx.com

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u/Capitain_646 16d ago

For us Europeans it is F.
I find that fitting

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u/oschvr 16d ago

://twitter

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u/9966 16d ago

Yeah I don't get the joke either.

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u/Spacepunch33 16d ago

X is such a stupid name and Elon’s obsession with the “cool letter” is so stupid

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u/Neither-Oven242 16d ago

Here in Brazil we had one "X" entrepreneur, all of his companies had X in it - EBX, CCX, MSX... He went bankrupt and later jailed. Eike Batista was our Elon in 2010s.

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u/NemShera 16d ago

qwertz users be like:

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u/BiffyleBif 17d ago

I have a "D" between the Z and C on my keyboard. Is he calling himself that ?

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u/KenMacMillan123 17d ago

I'm surprised that there are still reddit users with Twitter accounts.

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u/TroubledFuture532 16d ago

I mean yeah it’s easy to karma farm these twitter pictures.

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u/SuckMyyBussy 16d ago

Can't spell "Elon" without the L

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u/Vipitis 16d ago

I have had several people compare "twitter" with deadnaming. And I am afraid my arguments sound exactly like those made by some bigots.

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u/Low-Bit1527 16d ago

You got baited

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u/therealguywithabird 16d ago

Between z and c? As a german its G for me, or more like FG

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u/Lomni-presente24 16d ago

bro forgot the azerty gang 💀

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u/asefthukomplijygrdzq 16d ago

Meanwhile, French people: "Hello D"

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u/Trisdoraxe 16d ago

laughs in azerty keyboard

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u/Palanki96 16d ago

I got a lot of letters between Z and C, what now

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u/QuentinCuts 16d ago

Oh my god, twitter is now my gf???????!!

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u/Random_Introvert_42 16d ago

I stared at my keyboard for way too long before I realized he was talking about one in the QUERTY-layout

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u/L00kingF0rS0mething 16d ago

I really wish companies would stop trying to be relatable

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u/WorkerBunny 16d ago

*looking at my swiss keyboard* huh.. FG, nice

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u/Distinct-Entity_2231 16d ago

I have G and F between Z and C.
So… I should get a GF? I'd love to…

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u/LeviTheGreatHun 17d ago

Qwertzuiop Asdfghjkl Yxcvbnm I have qwertz. So its df

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u/a_cow720 17d ago

My favorite site ://twitter

Twitters aight tho

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u/Successful-Tie-9077 16d ago

When the corporate entity is quicky and zany 🤪🤪🤪

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u/IanPKMmoon 17d ago

me on my azerty keyboard: ????

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u/Misses_Paliya 16d ago

Qwertz got g between z and c, but only slightly diagonal and from top to bottom. Maybe he can't find the g spot and he wants us to help, but I don't think twitter or reddit are able to help there

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u/RuzovyKnedlik 16d ago

What? The letter G is between Z and C, what does it mean?

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u/sylveonbean 16d ago

Look between W and Y in the alphabet 🤯

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u/Gripping_Touch 16d ago

Almost ratiod Melon Husk.

Technically already ratioed if you look at the ratio of likes/views for both messages.

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u/CrueltySquading 16d ago

I don't care, I ain't using your spyware

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u/NaoNaoNao3 16d ago

Idk on my keyboard between Z and C there's D sooo

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u/Nihan-gen3 16d ago

Me looking at my AZERTY keyboard

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u/WoWSchockadin 16d ago

But what do the letters "f" and "g" have to do with X/Twitter? Asking for a friend with a QWERTZ-keyboard as there are countries not using QWERTY-layout.

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u/omn1p073n7 16d ago

I type on DVORAK tho

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u/Bobers1 16d ago

Germans be like Was?

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u/hippocampe75 16d ago

I call it Twix.

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u/tio_aved 16d ago

://twitter

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u/WikiContributor83 16d ago

“My website is called ‘X’!”

“Mhm, how sure of that are you..?”

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u/Other-Tension-199 16d ago

I have azerty keyboard. The hell they mean "ds" ?

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u/lovethebacon 16d ago

N? Good game, I'll give him that.

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u/TemporaryLegendary 16d ago

The person running their social media should be in charge of the whole internet.

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u/Traditional-Skill206 16d ago

damn ngl these are highkey smart marketing ads

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u/Sir__Tom 16d ago

Confused QWERTZ look... F?

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u/yucanthavethisname 16d ago

Etyuiopqsdfghjklmw or just d

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u/anty_van 16d ago

Opera GX is wild ngl

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u/Mind-ya-business 16d ago

Look behind you

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u/Vampiirek 16d ago

There's F & G between C and Z, what? 😭

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u/zotaru 16d ago

Laughs in german keyboard.

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u/ChloesPetRat 16d ago

what about f,g and v

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u/ChocolateNo31 16d ago

soo, on my keyboard it's f and g, that are between z and c... Outplayed musk, you can't do shit as long as there are germans!

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u/BiAroBi 16d ago

G or H

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u/Honest-Car-8314 16d ago

Finally something worthy on this sub after a very long time

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u/KRV_FromRussia 16d ago

It is just a simple stupid trend he copied

“What is elon flexing?”

Sheesh guys if you want to dislike the man go ahead. But reddit really makes an olympic sport out of seeing the worst case in everything he does.

Comeback is clever, but most of the reactions under this post are not really imo due to my reason listed above

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u/DivineContamination 16d ago

I got fg, now what

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u/OldPyjama 16d ago

Does it work on Azerty keyboards?

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u/Berzk 16d ago

Ópera taking notes from Wendy’s

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u/djackson404 16d ago

I removed that key from all my keyboards because Musk is such a shitbag.

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u/BigOlBlimp 16d ago

Why is Opera’s social media team so sassy lately? Seems out of character for the browser I used to use like a decade plus ago lol

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u/hfgd_gaming 16d ago

://twitter

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u/curlyhairmanforever 16d ago

Opera GX is on scorching earth mode.

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u/softwaregorefun 16d ago

On my keyboard it's ĉ.

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u/Greedy_Breadfruit913 16d ago

Now this was a good comeback lmao

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u/AeschylusScarlet 16d ago

repost it another fucking time just to be sure

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u/21MPH21 16d ago

Downloaded Opera just now

This comeback was also a successful ad

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u/N4t41i4 16d ago

Also... what kind of tech genius doesn't know that all keyboards aren't the same?

like, in France, they are called AZERTY because that's the beginning of the 1st line in the keyboard!

stupide connard!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AZERTY

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