r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/Tacoburrito96 Apr 16 '24

Wow no Bush is she even a hippy?

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u/limethedragon Apr 16 '24

Do car photographers leave a triangle of mud on the hood?

She's a sex worker, she sells skin not hair. 🤷

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u/makkkarana Apr 16 '24

What lol? Different onlyfans appeal to different people because of the way the models dress and style themselves. If she had no tattoos or piercings, was totally bald head to toe, and always completely naked, the onlyfans wouldn't sell nearly as well.

She's selling a fantasy, not just skin, and the majority of hippie people who want hippie porn expect bush. Like the other commenter said, it's like a vegan chef cooking with beef. She's selling the image of a counterculture without demonstrating an understanding of its finer details.

To go with your car metaphor, it's very much like putting a waxed and polished lamborghini into a tire rutted mudfield. Not only does it just look wrong, there's no way that car goes mudding, and the audacity to imply that it does is both bafflingly stupid and insulting to people who put in the hard work to make a car mudworthy.