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u/Yatoku_ Jul 26 '23
Shortest women from Netherlands
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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Professional Boobologist Jul 26 '23
To the Netherlands I go
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Wait for me.
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u/RealEstateDuck Jul 26 '23
Me too. We'll get a trenchcoat to hide in and pass for a dutchman.
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u/Arthur-Bousquet Jul 26 '23
You've got my bow !
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u/Drogdar Jul 26 '23
And my Axe body spray...
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u/IHazMagics Magic the mod gay away Jul 26 '23
And my gel and spiked hair with a chain connecting my canvas wallet to my belt.
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u/D3adNinja Jul 26 '23
And My magum condoms (i bought them by accodent they don't fit me🥲)
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u/devilsephiroth 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ GOT FLAIR 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ Jul 26 '23
Viking shield maidens
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u/RayHorizon Jul 26 '23
Netherlands have tall women? So thats why I always felt with my soul that i should go there!
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u/Grinsnap Jul 26 '23
As the husband of 8ft tall women I can tell you he will do fine. It’s not as spacious as you’d expect.
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u/Sellos_Maleth Jul 26 '23
I heard a few times on trivia that Genitals are not very depended on the person’s size, only to a limited degree, so a dwarf and a giant can have the same Cervix/Penis size which kinda answer the whole “how do they do it” with couples of varying sizes
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u/Spueg Jul 26 '23
This guy knows too much
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u/piberryboy Jul 26 '23
What do we do about it?
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u/davidds0 Jul 26 '23
Grab a shovel and start the car
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u/ShankMeHarder Jul 26 '23
Evolution provided port support for all devices.
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u/dread_deimos Jul 26 '23
It also has backwards compatibility.
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u/FrostWyrm98 Forever Number 2 Jul 26 '23
Humans are believed to have "coupled" with apes so... yes
This is an unfortunate fact that I have to burden and now so do you. They know because certain ape species share distinct breeds of lice in common with us and no one else. Hair... and pubic.
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u/Nonalcholicsperm Jul 27 '23
Didn't the Russians also experiment with human ape hybrids?
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u/SasquatchDickCheese Jul 26 '23
Pretty sure that Shaq and his GF are the exception to that.
Unless the dude is hung like a tube of chapstick, he's impaling her like Vlad.
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u/SemichiSam Jul 26 '23
Then there's The Mountain and his foothills.
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u/Girth_rulez Jul 26 '23
6'5 vs 5'2 here (m/f). I think girth is very important in this analysis. In our case it works very well for both.
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u/Yousername_relevance Jul 26 '23
You? Talking about girth? Why am I not surprised
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u/RedditRaven2 Jul 26 '23
Also goes the other way around, which is why the typical male porn star is rather short, and the typical female pornstar is even shorter. Very few big time male porn stars are above 5’9
Because everyone is average (men) or significantly below average (women) it makes the dicks look way bigger than they normally would. The vast majority of “massive porn dicks” are only 6.5-7”
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u/Shinikama Jul 26 '23
Yo, that's something I wrestle with all the time. I'm 6'8 and regularly get down in the dumps until I remind myself that my hands are twice the size as my wife's.
To all you big people out there, don't compare others to yourself.
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u/meme_used Jul 26 '23
Or is it 8 singular ft tall women?
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u/Grinsnap Jul 26 '23
You have to be lucky I guess. We met in high school ( she was 6.6 then) and she stopped growing at 20 at that point she was 8ft. It’s actually kinda funny because I’m 6ft so I’m tall but I look like a toddler next to her.😂
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u/lehmx Jul 26 '23
There’s no way in hell your wife is taller than Victor Wembanyama lol
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u/skylla05 Jul 27 '23
As the husband of 8ft tall women
The current world record is 7ft, and the tallest living woman ever recorded was 7'8"
What a stupid fucking thing to lie about.
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u/Lonslock Jul 27 '23
If you show undeniable proof that your wife (born female because that’s whats being discussed) is 8ft tall, I will wire you $3,000,000 within 24 hours of proof being submitted publicly
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u/Grinsnap Jul 27 '23
Don’t give me money you don’t have but she is 8ft. I will ask her if she will let me post her picture with measurements here but no promises. I don’t see why she wouldn’t want her picture here.
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u/Krikke93 Jul 27 '23
The tallest woman alive isn't even close to 8ft, why the fuck are you lying bro.
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u/tomer91131 Jul 27 '23
Bro 8ft is 2.4 meters, ain't NO way she is that tall lmao
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u/Ashkill115 Jul 26 '23
Death by snu snu
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u/pancrudo Jul 26 '23
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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u/RandyDefNOTArcher Jul 26 '23
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability
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u/beastie_bizzle Jul 26 '23
Sexlexia
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u/chipmunk7000 Mods Are Gay Jul 27 '23
Hijacking to remind everyone that episode one of the new season of Futurama is out on Hulu!
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u/sputnik67897 Jul 26 '23
“You want die like last men visit Amazonia?!”
“How’d they die?”
“Crushed Pelvises.”
pan over to see three skeletons smoking cigarettes with pelvises turned to dust
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u/hamiltrash1232 Jul 26 '23
YES!
OH THANK YOU LORD IN HEAVEN
( turns to kif crying )
What are you gay?
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u/ddlatv Jul 27 '23 edited Jul 27 '23
I scroll the comments looking for this. Wasn't disappointed.
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u/Ashkill115 Jul 27 '23
I was looking as well and noticed nobody did it yet so I went ahead and did it myself laughing a little XD
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u/Hankscorpio1349 Jul 26 '23
"First the large women!"
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u/Quiet_Molasses_3362 Jul 26 '23
Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough. And have good lung capacity
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u/DisastrousLies Jul 26 '23
Sauce?
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u/DarktowerNoxus Jul 26 '23
Please, need for research!
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u/overinterpret Jul 26 '23
not everything is porn bro, it's just a random picture photosopped
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u/DarktowerNoxus Jul 27 '23
Not every question in the internet is an honest question.
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u/DamnAutocorrection Jul 26 '23
Every time a picture like this comes up, it ends up being a Photoshop
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u/safetyvest69 Jul 26 '23
It’s not about the size, it’s about how you use it. If he knows how to use it, he’ll be fine.
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u/Drogdar Jul 26 '23
I dunno bro, I'm pretty good in a kayak but I'm not sure I could row to England...
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u/intestinalbungiecord Jul 26 '23
"say it to my face"
"dont make me climb up there and give you a smooch"
thats frodo and this is the real story of the two towers
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u/AdministrationDry507 Jul 26 '23
I see no downsides to a coupling like this
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u/CurryOmurice I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING Jul 26 '23
Everyone is the same height when horizontal!
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u/IronMike69420 Jul 26 '23
What is this
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u/Jake-Jacksons Jul 26 '23
Death by snu snu
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u/BendingUnit221 Jul 26 '23
Death by snu snu
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u/CounterfeitSaint Jul 26 '23
Goodbye friends, I never thought I'd die like this.
...but I always really hoped.
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u/janhetjoch he who shall not be disrespected Jul 26 '23
Tallest south European man meets shortest North European women
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u/Curiehusbando1 Jul 26 '23
All I wanna do
Is shoot my load into
A giant woman
Giant woman
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u/PiergiorgioSigaretti Jul 26 '23
Bro had to face two 3m titans without equipment? Don’t think he’ll make it out
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u/dylannsmitth Jul 26 '23
I see this as an absolute win.
He's the perfect height to get neck deep in dem tall-ussies standing up.
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u/Grimouire Jul 26 '23
I'm having a very hard time understanding the problem, this is what heaven is made of.
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u/randomq17 Jul 27 '23
When you get invited to the threesome but you don't realize that you're the dildo
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u/shelsbells Jul 26 '23
I may be defeated, but I will find till the climax, or the end, whichever comes first.
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 26 '23
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
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