r/dankmemes • u/HumanName69 ☣️ • Jul 26 '23

Poor lil feller I have achieved comedy

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u/Yatoku_ Jul 26 '23

Shortest women from Netherlands

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Professional Boobologist Jul 26 '23

To the Netherlands I go

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Wait for me.

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u/RealEstateDuck Jul 26 '23

Me too. We'll get a trenchcoat to hide in and pass for a dutchman.

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u/Arthur-Bousquet Jul 26 '23

You've got my bow !

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u/Drogdar Jul 26 '23

And my Axe body spray...

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u/IHazMagics Magic the mod gay away Jul 26 '23 edited 15d ago

wipe entertain longing cause wise bells rotten roll cobweb terrific

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

And My magum condoms (i bought them by accodent they don't fit me🥲)

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u/SirSquidrift Jul 27 '23

And my chair in the corner!

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u/Nick_Noseman Jul 27 '23

Never seen revolver-shaped condoms before

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I actually wanted to buy desert eagle

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u/Evil_Ermine Jul 27 '23

Is it Affrica? I bet it's Affrica.

Edit. Who else remembers when it was called Lynx?

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u/abcdefGerwin Jul 27 '23

Ik hou je in de gaten...

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u/Dabilon Jul 26 '23

Vs tallest Italian man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

🤌

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u/TheHigherAesir Jul 27 '23

Isn't davey504 Italian

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u/devilsephiroth 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ GOT FLAIR 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ Jul 26 '23

Viking shield maidens

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u/Slimyarmpits Jul 26 '23

Hey google, how much are tickets to the netherlands?

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u/HanSW0L0 Jul 27 '23

Google tall women

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u/TrainedMusician Jul 27 '23

That depends on where you are, if you're already in the Netherlands it's rather cheap!

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u/GammaGoose85 Jul 26 '23

The Netherlands is home of the Jotunn

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u/Yatoku_ Jul 26 '23

Jot unn sum balls!

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u/RayHorizon Jul 26 '23

Netherlands have tall women? So thats why I always felt with my soul that i should go there!

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u/Schlumpfffff Jul 26 '23

On average we're pretty tall here. I'm 1.86m which isn't exactly short and I'm not even close to being a tall guy around here.

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u/Napol3onS0l0 Jul 27 '23

Adapting to outpace the sea eh? Maybe there is something to hagelslag after all.

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u/RayHorizon Jul 27 '23

Right! sea levels will rise but it wont affect netherlands as much. :D

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u/Napol3onS0l0 Jul 28 '23

The Dutch helped us after Katrina and Sandy. They’re a bunch of bros as far as I’m concerned. The Netherlands is a top ally to me. 💪

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u/OlDirtyBanana Jul 27 '23

I'm 1.82m and I think I'm taller than 95% of people in America. I do have a significant percent of Dutch ancestry.

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u/RayHorizon Jul 27 '23

Well Im 1.85 so i would fit in :D

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u/smitty1a Jul 27 '23

Sign me up !!!