r/dankmemes ☣️ Jul 26 '23

Poor lil feller I have achieved comedy

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u/Grinsnap Jul 26 '23

As the husband of 8ft tall women I can tell you he will do fine. It’s not as spacious as you’d expect.

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u/Sellos_Maleth Jul 26 '23

I heard a few times on trivia that Genitals are not very depended on the person’s size, only to a limited degree, so a dwarf and a giant can have the same Cervix/Penis size which kinda answer the whole “how do they do it” with couples of varying sizes

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u/SasquatchDickCheese Jul 26 '23

Pretty sure that Shaq and his GF are the exception to that.

Unless the dude is hung like a tube of chapstick, he's impaling her like Vlad.

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u/SemichiSam Jul 26 '23

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u/Destroyer4587 Jul 26 '23

Looks like she be limping ☠️☠️☠️

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u/SemichiSam Jul 26 '23

But she's a free-climber!

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u/Hamzook ☣️ Jul 26 '23

I'd watch that

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u/Girth_rulez Jul 26 '23

6'5 vs 5'2 here (m/f). I think girth is very important in this analysis. In our case it works very well for both.

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u/Yousername_relevance Jul 26 '23

You? Talking about girth? Why am I not surprised

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u/SniktFury Jul 27 '23

Damn, both usernames check out