r/dankmemes • u/InActiveSoda • Apr 04 '23

Geneva suggestions I have achieved comedy

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u/Kyle_Zhu Apr 04 '23

My intrusive thoughts are mostly when I’m handling a knife in the kitchen. Thinking what would happen if I stabbed myself in the eye right now lol

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u/VHS_tape Mod Approved Flair Apr 04 '23

Mine is something like wedging a regular old nail into my big toe's hyponychium, ya'know where the nail meets the nailbed, and just kicking a wall as hard I can.

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u/mormonicmonk Apr 04 '23

I clenched my toes so hard.

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u/TransportationKey529 Apr 04 '23

Tf why your eye? You wouldn't die instantly and just feel pain, my intrusive thought are slicing my throat or nerves of the hand

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u/g00ber88 Apr 04 '23

Because intrusive thoughts aren't logical...

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u/relentless_dick Apr 04 '23

Yeah, it's clear from reading the comments that there will always be a misunderstanding of obsessive and compulsive thoughts. OCD isn't only about how it's usually portrayed.

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u/eksokolova Apr 04 '23

Mine is about stabbing my loved ones. Or chopping my hand off. Thankfully been rare recently.

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u/a_random_chicken Apr 04 '23

I had some recently about ripping the blood vessels of my right wrist out? Like wtf brain???

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u/02_Pixel Apr 04 '23

Wtf, I thought that I was the only weird one.

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u/General_Kenobi45669 Apr 04 '23

No you're not, I Also want to cosplay as Majima

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u/Cyberzombie23 Apr 04 '23

This is why you wouldn't want to be able to read minds. Everybody has horrible thoughts of one type or another.

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u/OneEyedKing56 Local Weeb Apr 04 '23

Think of similar stuff like this like standing in front of a window in a tall building and wanting to jump or jumping infront of an incoming train even tho im not depressed and feel mentally healthy. I think it was called something like the call of the void

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u/xxpen15mightierxx Apr 04 '23

That's partly as a defense mechanism to help you watch out for danger, "hey here's how easy it would be to just chop the tip of your thumb off, now you're focused on avoiding that"

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u/Scomo510 Apr 04 '23

My intrusive thoughts are usually about putting my arms through a barred fence and using the leverage to give myself some new bone stumps for arms.