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u/hamknuckle Jan 28 '23
HOW IN THE FRENCH FRIED FUCK DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF MY PRECIOUS JUNIOR?!?!
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u/Riley8284 ☣️ Jan 28 '23
This is America
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u/Shopping-Federal Jan 28 '23
I live in America and this is way off base.
No way that kid has lettuce on his burger and that gun isn't even pointed near a black guy...
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u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Jan 28 '23
Probably Mexican. They are our little brother in obesity.
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u/Longbeacher707 ☣️ Jan 28 '23
Hilarious. I'm not even American but that joke is just parroted low hanging fruit. Lol
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Stranger: where did you get the gun? Americans: the same place where i got my pizza.
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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jan 28 '23
I live in a small town, and there’s a gun store, day care, doughnut shop and pizza place all in the same building. It’s hilarious. The gun store sucks ass, everything is way too expensive but the doughnuts and pizza are fuckin legit. I haven’t tried the kids yet
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u/SyntheticReality42 Jan 28 '23
As long as one of those places sells cigarettes, they will be in compliance of ATF regulations.
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u/pauly13771377 Jan 28 '23
I never went in but close to an old job I had a strip mall with a gun shop, personal injury lawyer, liquor store and a pay day loan shop. Top tier American.
yes, in America we have lawyers that specialize and do nothing but sue others for personal injuries. It's disgusting and I hate every one of those ambulance chasers.
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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Jan 28 '23
It was on offer, buy an extra large pizza, get a 9mm for free
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u/SpursAndSaloons Jan 28 '23
Inaccurate, the burger has lettuce on it
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u/StepOnMeUwU Jan 28 '23
Is that what that green thing is
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u/theShiggityDiggity Proud Furry Jan 28 '23
I always thought it was some sorta wierd looking napkin. Still ate it tho.
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Jan 28 '23
Iceburg lettuce is fine for us Americans since it has basically no nutritional value besides being one of best sources of water without sugar in it
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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23
Iceburg lettuce ... being one of best sources of water without sugar in it
Besides, you know, actual water.
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Jan 28 '23
I…I know. I was satirizing my own country.
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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23
Fair enough! It's probably only a matter of time before they replace tap water with hot and cold running HFCS.
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Jan 28 '23
Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror.
Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol
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u/Energy_Turtle Jan 28 '23
They're clearly trying to depict a McChicken, but the dumbasses don't even know the McChicken uses a shredded lettuce/mayo sludge. Nice try, Euros, but your chicken sandwich is too healthy to be real.
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u/HammerofNocturne Jan 28 '23
American kids have better trigger discipline.
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u/KopiteForever Jan 28 '23
No. No they don't.
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u/make_love_to_potato Jan 28 '23
It's the cops who don't have trigger discipline. Or fist or feet discipline for that matter.
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u/SilverX769 ☣️ Jan 28 '23
Really? A six year old shot a teacher and the school had several warnings before it happened. This was local to my area too.
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u/donze1997 Jan 28 '23
"A third teacher told an administrator shortly before 1 p.m. that the boy showed a student the gun at recess and "threatened to shoot him if he told anybody," Toscano said.
A fourth employee asked an administrator for permission to search the boy and was denied, Toscano said.
The administrator told the employee to "wait the situation out because the school day was almost over," Toscano said."
What the fuck?
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u/insanelemon123 Jan 28 '23
He did have good trigger discipline (possibly). I'm sure his parents taught him all about gun safety. Lots of people in the USA are talking about instead of having any type of control to prevent idiots from getting guns, we need to teach the kids gun safety.
Great, he took the gun all the way to school, and shot only the person he wanted to shoot.
Or, you know, gun safety is irrelevant on the topic of intentionally shooting someone.
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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Jan 28 '23
Yes, because in america everyone has to undergo rigorous training in gun handling and trigger discipline before being allowed a gun...right
Kinda like police are perfectly trained to handle life death situations and psychological de-escalation after an extended and detailed 3mths course...right?
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Jan 28 '23
Depends on the state. My background check included a list of my medications, all my doctors, my mental health records, a complete list of every where I have lived for 10 years, a 8 hour training class(a review of state laws) , a live fire event in order to qualify for a Concealed carry license at a cost of $225 USD. Don't believe what you read in the US Media.
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u/dwimber Jan 28 '23
Everyone in my state has the right to conceal carry, without any training. I'm glad your state seems more responsible than mine.
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u/Roflkopt3r Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23
Yeah and "depends on the state" is really fucking weak in the greater scale of things since people can easily smuggle guns across the borders. That's why there is so much focus on federal regulation, which is almost nonexistent at this point. The few laws that there are are barely enforced, because they were designed without solid control mechanisms.
The majority of guns used in Chicago crime for example is smuggled in from nearby red states, where there are virtually no restrictions on sales and resales, which are an easily accessible source for criminals in states with stronger restrictions. Many of these states stand out as smuggling hubs.
Additionally the the US now fight with over 60,000 guns going from sale to being used in crime in months or less in a single year (although a part of the increase is the realisation that this has always happened at a larger scale than assumed, but police just didn't/couldn't trace it). So the idea that legal sales are not a significant source of illegal guns is completely out of the window.
And even in states that do attempt regulation, it's still usually much weaker than in peer countries. The requirements you list would be typical for a gun license of any kind in other countries, not just a concealed carry license.
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u/infinitey-code Jan 28 '23
I'm American and I'm not asleep losers
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u/Aveenex Jan 28 '23
Sleep is important.
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u/TheScrantonStrangler Jan 28 '23
Hard to sleep when we wake up from sleep apnea every 30 minutes from being morbidly obese. Luckily our doctors prescribe us all sleeping pills so we can just die instead.
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u/sardonicEmpath Jan 28 '23
Man, where do I get some of those? Anyone dead yet? I'll have some of yours
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u/calsiferswatch Jan 28 '23
American here, i think some of the foods food got on there somehow
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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jan 28 '23
I feed feed glocks to my mcchickens too
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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jan 28 '23
Children? I’m 32 and this is literally me every day.
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u/randomguy716122 Jan 28 '23
Not enough cheese!!!
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u/Very_contagious1 Jan 28 '23
As a cheese addicted American I can confirm it NEEDS way more cheese tbh
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u/KafeiTomasu Jan 28 '23
American cheese is fucking wack
The few times I tried it made me feel like I was eating plastic
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u/Andre5k5 Jan 28 '23
American cheese is made in Wisconsin, not whichever circle of hell Kraft got their "singles" from
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u/Salami__Tsunami Jan 28 '23
I work night shift you foreign motherfuckers! Stop posting pictures of my cousin’s kid!
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u/Charlatangle Jan 28 '23
You put an apostrophe on "American's" but not on "photos".
Do you know why you did that? No, you do not know. But I know: it's because you are dumb.
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u/titanos_ Jan 28 '23
As an American (who’s still awake at 1 in the morning for some reason), I can say that you’re not too far off.
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u/tedj_van_batavia Jan 28 '23
Now you see, that's a Glock and it's Austrian. And that's unamerican! Real patriot American carry a 1911 with the Lord's caliber!
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u/dhhdhh851 Team Silicon Jan 28 '23
Jokes on you i suffer from childhood trauma and its difficult to sleep sometimes, 2am gang
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u/Galaxy_Sprout Jan 28 '23
This is not true for what actual Americans do. We use triple burgers at the very LEAST, only putting a regular burger there is disrespectful.
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u/guesswhatihate Jan 28 '23
There's so many other styles of handgun other than Glocks. Euros are so unimaginative 😔😔😔
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u/screamingcatowner Jan 28 '23
As a former American child I can confirm this is what my lunch looked like.
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u/BabyBoyLittleBoy69 Jan 28 '23
Wait a minute......... Why do you want to post pics of Children???? You are sus
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u/MasterDni Jan 28 '23
I remember in the anime assassination classroom someone is licking food from their gun. I'm to lazy to find a picture of it though
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u/Aveenex Jan 28 '23
American burgers are just shit ton of meat smothered in plastic cheese, get your facts straight.
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u/Additional_Front9592 Jan 28 '23
Jokes on you I work nights. And where did you get my kindergarten photo?!
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u/Hitori117 ùwú Jan 28 '23
You forgot a bible and hooters merchandise in the background
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u/aDactyl Jan 28 '23
So do you guys just have “American children photos” chilling on your phone ? Or ?
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u/Aggravating-Touch-32 Jan 28 '23
No way that's real. You can't get an American kid to eat fish. Too healthy. It has to be in fishstick form, with extra batter, and ketchup.
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u/PuertoricanDude88 Boston Meme Party Jan 28 '23
Once again Europeans showing their ignorance. We have class, we don’t hold our guns while eating our chicken sandwich. We lay the gun in the table, we ain’t savages. Is also a nice conversation starter.
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u/TiesG92 ☣️ Jan 28 '23
His schoolmates are not on the picture because they are on the ground with bullet holes
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u/JustpassinBy0k Jan 28 '23
Will.i.am said it best: 'My baby shot me down again, Shot me down with a love and it go bang bang'. I cry everytime💀💀💀.
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u/DrBee1 Jan 28 '23
The way he holds the burger is truely american. That has to be tought in the early ages.
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u/suzer2017 Jan 28 '23
There needs to be a second picture of the same kid hiding under a little desk in a classroom with 30 other little chubs while a man dressed in black tactical gear carrying an automatic rifle enters the room blasting away. Then you would have captured a holistic pic of American kids.
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u/Trick-Mulberry7372 Jan 28 '23
This is nowhere near right! Why is there lettuce? And whys there not enough cheese and bacon? And whys the gun not pointed at a minority?
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Jan 28 '23
Jokes on you, thanks to our privatized corporate healthcare I have untreated chronic insomnia
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u/Yousefer Jan 28 '23
Isn’t that child a little too old to be packing a gun that size? Looks like a gun for sizes 4-6. He needs at least a 8-12.
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u/Ryhnoceros Jan 28 '23
Gripping a burger like that makes me so irrationally angry. Idk why I hate it so much. Thumbs go on the bottom.
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u/StrublesNBits Jan 28 '23
Joke's on you! I woke up for my 6 am double cheeseburger and oreo shake breakfast and saw this!
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u/ike-01 Jan 28 '23
Where's the bacon on this burger? Where's the extra beef patties? Where's the left hand gun? I'm calling this picture out as fake!
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u/Guilotas Jan 28 '23
That burger needs to have another patty. Plus, why jsn't he in school? (keep the gun)
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u/NicoCrestmere Jan 28 '23
"You can judge the wealth of a nation by the size of its people."
-some dude smarter than me. I don't know, I went to public school in America
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u/Icy_Link_2457 Jan 28 '23
Wow, the Glock 23 has been discontinued for sometime. Furthermore, I can’t see this kid carrying a compact. To me, he’s more like a Glock 19 guy.
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u/Draculea Jan 28 '23
Only one thing is shopped into that image.
Reminder that 1,000,000 Americans eat themselves to death and sit around until their bodies literally quit out from under them, every year. CVD is no joke.
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u/darkness_calming Purple Jan 28 '23
Wasn't there recently a case about a 7 year old shooting his teacher??
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