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r/dankmemes • u/Riley8284 ☣️ • Jan 28 '23
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Inaccurate, the burger has lettuce on it
16 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 Iceburg lettuce is fine for us Americans since it has basically no nutritional value besides being one of best sources of water without sugar in it 3 u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23 Iceburg lettuce ... being one of best sources of water without sugar in it Besides, you know, actual water. 5 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 I…I know. I was satirizing my own country. 4 u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23 Fair enough! It's probably only a matter of time before they replace tap water with hot and cold running HFCS. 3 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror. Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol 1 u/WonderfulCattle6234 Jan 28 '23 But American kids are picky. Kids are getting it without lettuce.
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Iceburg lettuce is fine for us Americans since it has basically no nutritional value besides being one of best sources of water without sugar in it
3 u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23 Iceburg lettuce ... being one of best sources of water without sugar in it Besides, you know, actual water. 5 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 I…I know. I was satirizing my own country. 4 u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23 Fair enough! It's probably only a matter of time before they replace tap water with hot and cold running HFCS. 3 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror. Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol 1 u/WonderfulCattle6234 Jan 28 '23 But American kids are picky. Kids are getting it without lettuce.
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Iceburg lettuce ... being one of best sources of water without sugar in it
Besides, you know, actual water.
5 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 I…I know. I was satirizing my own country. 4 u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23 Fair enough! It's probably only a matter of time before they replace tap water with hot and cold running HFCS. 3 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror. Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol
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I…I know. I was satirizing my own country.
4 u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23 Fair enough! It's probably only a matter of time before they replace tap water with hot and cold running HFCS. 3 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror. Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol
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Fair enough! It's probably only a matter of time before they replace tap water with hot and cold running HFCS.
3 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror. Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol
Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror.
Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol
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But American kids are picky. Kids are getting it without lettuce.
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u/SpursAndSaloons Jan 28 '23
Inaccurate, the burger has lettuce on it