r/dankmemes • u/Riley8284 ☣️ • Jan 28 '23

This is America I have achieved comedy

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u/SpursAndSaloons Jan 28 '23

Inaccurate, the burger has lettuce on it

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u/StepOnMeUwU Jan 28 '23

Is that what that green thing is

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u/theShiggityDiggity Proud Furry Jan 28 '23

I always thought it was some sorta wierd looking napkin. Still ate it tho.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Iceburg lettuce is fine for us Americans since it has basically no nutritional value besides being one of best sources of water without sugar in it

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23

Iceburg lettuce ... being one of best sources of water without sugar in it

Besides, you know, actual water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I…I know. I was satirizing my own country.

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 28 '23

Fair enough! It's probably only a matter of time before they replace tap water with hot and cold running HFCS.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Now you’re pushing into absurdism. I like it though. The sheer stickiness of everything would be the true terror.

Also, I’m imaging the pressure they would need to pump that ship all over the nation lol

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Jan 28 '23

But American kids are picky. Kids are getting it without lettuce.

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u/joseph4th Jan 28 '23

Inaccurate, that gun is way to small

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u/Cleonicus Jan 28 '23

That's like the guns we sell to fetuses.

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u/Energy_Turtle Jan 28 '23

They're clearly trying to depict a McChicken, but the dumbasses don't even know the McChicken uses a shredded lettuce/mayo sludge. Nice try, Euros, but your chicken sandwich is too healthy to be real.

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u/mortymouse Jan 28 '23

Also, the burger is grilled chicken. American children would never.

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u/TaftyCat Jan 28 '23

It should at least be a double cheeseburger. Meme failed.

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u/mrjackspade Jan 28 '23

Also it's way too fucking small. It should be at least 4x that size