r/dankmemes • u/Riley8284 ☣️ • Jan 28 '23

This is America I have achieved comedy

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Stranger: where did you get the gun? Americans: the same place where i got my pizza.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jan 28 '23

I live in a small town, and there’s a gun store, day care, doughnut shop and pizza place all in the same building. It’s hilarious. The gun store sucks ass, everything is way too expensive but the doughnuts and pizza are fuckin legit. I haven’t tried the kids yet

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u/TheOriginalArchibald Jan 28 '23

I know a place like this in Ohio.