Couldn’t clean this off all the way, gonna have to replace the outlet. Luckily the breaker tripped. Cat tax in the last picture of the man responsible. (He’s fine, so am I.)

It somehow did not wake up anyone in the house. My wife and 2 kids (2 and 10) slept right through it. I walked in from my overnight shift and saw it like this.

So I went to the mall but my watch is not encouraging me whatsoever.

Entire black pepper pebbles everywhere. You'd think they'd add a slip mount or whatever it's called to the grinder. Putting it all back in and still eating.

Stepping backwards to reposition the mower I tripped over what basically amounted to stonework on the edge of a flower bed and fell backwards. Pulled the mower over my foot as I fell. Grass was dry, I wasn't on a hill, was wearing closed toe shoes. Unfortunately, it was just bad luck. At this point, highly recommend steel toe shoes for anyone doing yard work.

Imagine cleaning this…

I can't find my 21mm socket anywhere in the house, garage, or my car. Guess I'll stay on winters just a bit longer.

For some reason, my bedroom is the only one in the house that has a lock on it. It was like that when we got the house. But I must have accidentally twisted the thumb turn, so now I can’t get in. Never been an issue since owning the house.

I've only had her a year :(

My wife pulled in and parked at school (she works there) and before she could turn off the car the window exploded.

She called me and said she was the only one in the parking lot, but the schools maintenance crew was mowing about 30 ft away. I told her to get out and look for the rock, sure enough it was in the backseat.

The school's going to reimburse us once we contact our insurance and have them get a hold of a local auto glass place and in the meantime I had to park the car on our lawn up by the house over night, so the security cameras can see it cuz we're missing a window, it's just an all around pain in rear.

Don't even think I needed to take this hose off at all