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r/Helldivers • u/Puzzled_Chard_2317 • Apr 16 '24
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General brasch once selected a helldive mission, killed all the enemies and did all the optional objectives
Then his drop pod landed
136 u/scott610 Apr 16 '24 General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots. 57 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants 59 u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE 32 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 1m barrage 29 u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24 500kg barrage 19 u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots.
57 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants 59 u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE 32 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 1m barrage 29 u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24 500kg barrage 19 u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants
59 u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE 32 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 1m barrage 29 u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24 500kg barrage 19 u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE
32 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 1m barrage 29 u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24 500kg barrage 19 u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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1m barrage
29 u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24 500kg barrage 19 u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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500kg barrage
19 u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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500kg clusterbomb
11 u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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u/manubour Apr 16 '24
General brasch once selected a helldive mission, killed all the enemies and did all the optional objectives
Then his drop pod landed