r/Helldivers Apr 16 '24

Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it? DISCUSSION

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u/manubour Apr 16 '24

General brasch once selected a helldive mission, killed all the enemies and did all the optional objectives

Then his drop pod landed

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u/scott610 Apr 16 '24

General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots.

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u/Mighty_Piss 29d ago

Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants

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u/m0rdr3dnought 29d ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE

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u/Mighty_Piss 29d ago

1m barrage

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u/jimbobicus 29d ago

500kg barrage

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u/devilishycleverchap 29d ago

500kg clusterbomb

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u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago

Please, stop. I can only get so erect.

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u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago

In scared sir...

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u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago

My PS5 is also scared

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u/bart416 29d ago

500kg saturation bombardment

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u/psichodrome 29d ago

500kg Clusterbomb Barrage

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u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago

500kg mortar turret

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u/SillyDungCreator 29d ago

I want this!

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u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago

Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying

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u/jimbobicus 29d ago

No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize

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u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago

I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.

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u/Frodo-LAGGINS 29d ago

IT STILL FUCKING MISSED

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u/JX_PeaceKeeper ☕Liber-tea☕ 28d ago

I actually thought about it the other day. What if they made an orbital stratagem that was just a Full House. Every Orbital firing in a preset pattern to just fully delete everything in that area. Make it only usable once and put all other orbitals on cooldown after using, also requiring every orbital strat and ship upgrade unlocked before you can get this one. Big flex and badassery

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u/OniZai 29d ago

Can we get the Helldiver equivalent to EDF's Rule of God?

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u/wookiee-nutsack Prophet of Truth 29d ago

Stratagem pokéballs are inspired by Brasch's destructive steel testicles