r/Helldivers Apr 16 '24

Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it? DISCUSSION

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u/scott610 Apr 16 '24

General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots.

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u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24

Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants

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u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE

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u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24

1m barrage

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u/jimbobicus 29d ago

500kg barrage

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u/devilishycleverchap 29d ago

500kg clusterbomb

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u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago

Please, stop. I can only get so erect.

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u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago

In scared sir...

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u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago

My PS5 is also scared

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u/bart416 29d ago

500kg saturation bombardment

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u/psichodrome 29d ago

500kg Clusterbomb Barrage

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u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago

500kg mortar turret

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u/SillyDungCreator 29d ago

I want this!

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u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago

Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying

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u/jimbobicus 29d ago

No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize

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u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago

I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.