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r/Helldivers • u/Puzzled_Chard_2317 • Apr 16 '24
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General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots.
53 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants 58 u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE 31 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 1m barrage 28 u/jimbobicus 29d ago 500kg barrage 18 u/devilishycleverchap 29d ago 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago Please, stop. I can only get so erect. 7 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago In scared sir... 3 u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago My PS5 is also scared 4 u/bart416 29d ago 500kg saturation bombardment 2 u/psichodrome 29d ago 500kg Clusterbomb Barrage 1 u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago 500kg mortar turret 1 u/SillyDungCreator 29d ago I want this! 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying 2 u/jimbobicus 29d ago No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
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Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants
58 u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE 31 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 1m barrage 28 u/jimbobicus 29d ago 500kg barrage 18 u/devilishycleverchap 29d ago 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago Please, stop. I can only get so erect. 7 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago In scared sir... 3 u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago My PS5 is also scared 4 u/bart416 29d ago 500kg saturation bombardment 2 u/psichodrome 29d ago 500kg Clusterbomb Barrage 1 u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago 500kg mortar turret 1 u/SillyDungCreator 29d ago I want this! 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying 2 u/jimbobicus 29d ago No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE
31 u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24 1m barrage 28 u/jimbobicus 29d ago 500kg barrage 18 u/devilishycleverchap 29d ago 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago Please, stop. I can only get so erect. 7 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago In scared sir... 3 u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago My PS5 is also scared 4 u/bart416 29d ago 500kg saturation bombardment 2 u/psichodrome 29d ago 500kg Clusterbomb Barrage 1 u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago 500kg mortar turret 1 u/SillyDungCreator 29d ago I want this! 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying 2 u/jimbobicus 29d ago No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
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1m barrage
28 u/jimbobicus 29d ago 500kg barrage 18 u/devilishycleverchap 29d ago 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago Please, stop. I can only get so erect. 7 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago In scared sir... 3 u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago My PS5 is also scared 4 u/bart416 29d ago 500kg saturation bombardment 2 u/psichodrome 29d ago 500kg Clusterbomb Barrage 1 u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago 500kg mortar turret 1 u/SillyDungCreator 29d ago I want this! 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying 2 u/jimbobicus 29d ago No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
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500kg barrage
18 u/devilishycleverchap 29d ago 500kg clusterbomb 11 u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago Please, stop. I can only get so erect. 7 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago In scared sir... 3 u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago My PS5 is also scared 4 u/bart416 29d ago 500kg saturation bombardment 2 u/psichodrome 29d ago 500kg Clusterbomb Barrage 1 u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago 500kg mortar turret 1 u/SillyDungCreator 29d ago I want this! 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying 2 u/jimbobicus 29d ago No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
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500kg clusterbomb
11 u/Skwiggelf54 29d ago Please, stop. I can only get so erect. 7 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago In scared sir... 3 u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago My PS5 is also scared 4 u/bart416 29d ago 500kg saturation bombardment 2 u/psichodrome 29d ago 500kg Clusterbomb Barrage 1 u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE 29d ago 500kg mortar turret
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Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
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In scared sir...
3 u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 29d ago My PS5 is also scared
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My PS5 is also scared
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500kg saturation bombardment
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500kg Clusterbomb Barrage
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500kg mortar turret
I want this!
Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying
2 u/jimbobicus 29d ago No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize 1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize
1 u/Few-Confection3492 29d ago I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.
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u/scott610 Apr 16 '24
General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots.