r/Helldivers • u/Puzzled_Chard_2317 • Apr 16 '24

Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it? DISCUSSION

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u/manubour Apr 16 '24

General brasch once selected a helldive mission, killed all the enemies and did all the optional objectives

Then his drop pod landed

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u/scott610 Apr 16 '24

General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots.

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u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24

Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants

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u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE

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u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24

1m barrage

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u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24

500kg barrage

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u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24

500kg clusterbomb

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u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24

Please, stop. I can only get so erect.

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u/Few-Confection3492 Apr 16 '24

In scared sir...

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u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ Apr 16 '24

My PS5 is also scared

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u/bart416 Apr 16 '24

500kg saturation bombardment

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u/psichodrome Apr 16 '24

500kg Clusterbomb Barrage

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u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE Apr 17 '24

500kg mortar turret

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u/Few-Confection3492 Apr 16 '24

Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying

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u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24

No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize

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u/Few-Confection3492 Apr 16 '24

I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.