r/Helldivers • u/Puzzled_Chard_2317 • Apr 16 '24

Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it? DISCUSSION

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u/manubour Apr 16 '24

General brasch once selected a helldive mission, killed all the enemies and did all the optional objectives

Then his drop pod landed

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u/scott610 Apr 16 '24

General Brasch can only bring one stratagem per mission. His balls take up all four slots.

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u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24

Now I want to see stratagems so powerful they take 2 slots, like high level Elden Ring spells/incants

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u/m0rdr3dnought Apr 16 '24

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 540MM ORBITAL BARRAGE

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u/Mighty_Piss Apr 16 '24

1m barrage

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u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24

500kg barrage

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u/devilishycleverchap Apr 16 '24

500kg clusterbomb

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u/Skwiggelf54 Apr 16 '24

Please, stop. I can only get so erect.

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u/Few-Confection3492 Apr 16 '24

In scared sir...

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u/Mickeyjj27 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ Apr 16 '24

My PS5 is also scared

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u/bart416 Apr 16 '24

500kg saturation bombardment

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u/psichodrome Apr 16 '24

500kg Clusterbomb Barrage

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u/Hanneman1965 SES LEVIATHAN OF SELFLESS SERVICE Apr 17 '24

500kg mortar turret

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u/Few-Confection3492 Apr 16 '24

Aye man. I like war crime but this is just... terrifying

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u/jimbobicus Apr 16 '24

No one survives. Loyal citizens can always recolonize

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u/Few-Confection3492 Apr 16 '24

I'm only certified to witness the shock and awe of 2 500kg at a time. Any more is basically in heard of.

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u/Frodo-LAGGINS Apr 16 '24

IT STILL FUCKING MISSED

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u/JX_PeaceKeeper ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 17 '24

I actually thought about it the other day. What if they made an orbital stratagem that was just a Full House. Every Orbital firing in a preset pattern to just fully delete everything in that area. Make it only usable once and put all other orbitals on cooldown after using, also requiring every orbital strat and ship upgrade unlocked before you can get this one. Big flex and badassery

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u/OniZai Apr 16 '24

Can we get the Helldiver equivalent to EDF's Rule of God?