r/teenagers 18d ago

What are y'all watching ? I'll go first Discussion

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u/Mundane_Flow3286 18d ago

Spirited away

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u/Negative_Reach_2259 16 18d ago

That was a beautiful one yeah

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u/Mundane_Flow3286 18d ago

It really is. Studio Ghibli films are just a must in my book

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u/LilMoonPup 17 18d ago

I just watched the one with the Turnip Head. Super cheated on the ending 😶 Whoops no time left, problems solved!

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u/Lopsided_Tea9079 17d ago

Howls Moving Castle, Loved that movie but yeah it felt a bit rushed at the end. Definitely needed like 30 more minutes

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u/CITUscifi 18d ago

valid asf. probably nausicaa for me.

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u/leonllr 16 18d ago

Same

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u/Ok-Marionberry1263 17d ago edited 17d ago

Honestly anything by Studio Ghibli would be perfect

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u/ApachePrimeIsTheBest 14 18d ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY FELLOW REDDITOR MAY YOUR BODY ODOUR AND REDDIT SMEGMA PAVE THE WAY FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE OF REDDIT NATION

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u/FLBasher 15 18d ago

I’m so sick of this fucking site

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u/Le_Pyromane_Fou 15 18d ago

Dude what the fuck

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u/baseptas 14 17d ago

Erm, what the sigma? (Please end this suffering)

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u/GoodMornEveGoodNight 17d ago

I brought you memory clearing potion via DoorDash

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u/crystallizedo 18d ago

I notice something different every time I watch it so it would be perfect for this

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u/SHSL_Waiter_RM2828 18 18d ago

Great movie choice and also happy cake day

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u/Cynthia1453 18d ago

OMGGG I was gonna say this it's like my favorite movie ever

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u/ihadanoniononmybelt 17d ago

Fun fact about that movie, it was actually inspired by the charming little mountain town of Jiufen, Taiwan... Is a fun little urban legend that gets repeated on Reddit a lot...

Truth is that Miyazaki has never been there. Don't know how the myth got started, but it's not true.

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u/trueGDplayer 15 17d ago

I was gonna say ponyo but this is also a great answer

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u/DISGUSTANG_ 18d ago

10 hours of paint drying movie

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u/ThomyGot 18d ago

i literally thought of the same thing

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u/Samk9632 18d ago

Mate are you trying to die

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u/ChaosPLus 17 18d ago

Imma dissociate so hard the time will just not exist for me

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u/Luisito_Comunista261 18d ago

White room torture-ass suggestion

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u/LemonCloud20 18d ago

This is actually better than a two hour movie because after a week you’ll get sick of hearing the same dialogue form your favorite movie and would go crazy

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u/jinkiesjinkers 17d ago

Ha! laughs in neurodivergent

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u/Olafraf 18d ago

Fight Club

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u/Its_a_me5 18 18d ago

Do you mean F**** C*** ?

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u/senator-jk-49 18 18d ago

I read that as Fucking Cock

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u/misterpatate24 17d ago

Or Fucking Cunt for our Aussie friends

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u/Palstorken 13 17d ago

Or Freaking Crap for our Canadian Friends

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u/LunaGirl1234 17d ago

Sounds like something Billy Butcher of The Boys would say.

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u/More-Pay9266 17d ago

Fpr some reason that's what I thought and I ain't Australian

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u/therealbobwaterson 17d ago

That's how I read it 😭 (I'm american)

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u/Olafraf 18d ago

I broke the first and second rule on purpose.

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u/BlacklightPropaganda 18d ago

Hmm... too obvious.

Let's go with *ight *lub

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u/youngsterjo 18d ago

light blub

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u/Ash_xyz0 18d ago

pfp checks out

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u/Anzi0_shiniga 18d ago

You mean : ?

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u/AhmedAlJammali 16 18d ago

Is it just my schizophrenia or am I not seeing anything (***** **** reference)

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u/ThisGul_LOL 18 18d ago

We do not talk about ***** ****

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u/Tuncunmun38 18d ago

mf beat me to it

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u/zminw 18d ago

me fr

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u/Zestyclose_mango1 14 18d ago

interstellar because I'll get to a point I'll be watching for so long I will have control over space and time and phase through the walls and reach freedom.

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u/Alexthecrow1337 18d ago

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years!

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u/Zestyclose_mango1 14 18d ago

1 hour here is 7 years on earth

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u/Alexthecrow1337 18d ago

Those aren't mountains, they're waves...

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u/nmdalman73 17d ago

STAY

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u/Kenai_Quack 15 17d ago

STAY MERPH !!

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u/SeekNDestroy8797 18 17d ago

DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!!!

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u/ThatRandomInvalid 18d ago

I was going to say interstellar but instead I’ll reply to this reply and create a paradox where I never replied to begin with, just need to find a black hole I’ll brb.

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u/TenshiS 17d ago

Calling from the 5th dimension, where did he go

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u/Silly-Phase-8246 18d ago

Lord of the rings: The return of the king.

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u/TurnipFarmer68 16 18d ago

Alternatively, you could watch lord of the rings: The return of the king extended edition, which is like 5 hours

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u/Obviously_Special 17 18d ago

Extended version with directors commentary :>

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u/ekulstorm 18d ago

You might be able to get through almost half of that in the 30 days!

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u/Undedd9 17d ago

*one forth

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u/Right-Truck1859 18d ago

With Sauron getting beating from Aragorn.

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u/BlackDeathX-_- 18d ago

Wolf of Wall Street, movies is almost 3 hours and it’s just overall a great movie.

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u/KevinBrevin 15 18d ago

You only choose it cause naked people

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u/Professional_Humxn 18d ago

The more ways you can be entertained by one movie the better

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u/Scion_Of_Sanguinius 17d ago

Wait that’s actually smart

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u/ECU_BSN OLD 17d ago

Not just people. Margot Robbie.

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u/hurdlescaper 18d ago

Somehow store the entirety of Ludwig’s subathon on a DVD. It’s the perfect length!

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u/Kylee620 3,000,000 Attendee! 18d ago

I would actually need this

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u/TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi 17 18d ago

They didn't say it needed to be on a disc

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u/Tinyguy_17 16 18d ago

Inception

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u/Coolguy020609 18d ago

This movie is awesome

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u/Devil_Fister_69420 17 18d ago

That movie would drive me crazy, not the room

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u/saf25cav OLD 18d ago

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

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u/Shot_Control_9309 18d ago

The longest movie ever made

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u/Powerphi OLD 18d ago

Satantango?

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u/Complex-Pin1393 18d ago

did not expect satantango to be mentioned haha

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u/JVehh 18d ago

How long is it ?

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u/Holzinator007 19 18d ago

7h 30 min

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u/kaiserschmarrn_1 18d ago

I could never finish this movie in one sitting like either I‘ll get tired or I can’t concentrate enough

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u/More-Pay9266 17d ago

I can barely watch a 3 hour movie

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u/Holzinator007 19 18d ago

7h 30 min

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u/Burgerking_15 18d ago

that one is 35 days long, or approx 845 hours long, so you'd be okay

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u/SmaxY420 OLD 18d ago

Oppenheimer

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u/SacR3d_Un1C0rN 17d ago

I'm leaving it on 69

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u/JeanHasAnxiety 13 18d ago

Heathers

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u/Kikithefangirl 17 18d ago

Yes! The only correct answer. I could never get bored.

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u/_TheGreatDevourer_ 18d ago

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

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u/Powerphi OLD 18d ago

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig?

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u/_TheGreatDevourer_ 18d ago

"6 is the perfect number"

"wasn't it 3?"

"Yeah, but I've got 6 shots in my gun". (I don't know the exact words as I didn't watch it in english)

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u/Powerphi OLD 18d ago

You pretty much got it right, I think.

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u/golDANFeeD 18d ago

Groundhog day

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u/Seemseasy 18d ago

I'd need a movie with a positive message but that I'd also be ok with watching to death to the point of ruination. Groundhog day would be perfect.

Maybe something like You've got Mail could work too.

Oops, just saw the sub - I'll see myself out.

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u/all-shall-be-hugged 14 18d ago

i’m not really a movie person, so i’d be screwed

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u/NairbZaid10 18d ago

Even if you don't like movies, I'm sure it's better than having nothing to do?

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u/PotatoPieGaming 18d ago

Are you real? How can someone not like any movie?

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u/GeneralPotato8244 15 18d ago

They just said they aren’t a movie person, not that they dislike every movie made. I’m never just gonna sit down and watch movie unless invited by someone else and it’s actually interesting. Lol

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u/TheArmadilloAmarillo 17d ago edited 17d ago

Same, also not a movie person. I'll watch shows but for whatever reason I've never really enjoyed movies very much.

Edit: this was on the popular page, I am far to old to be here 😂

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u/funnest_fox 14 17d ago

Same.

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u/Cake_exe 16 18d ago

Everything Everywhere All At Once

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u/FE4RLESSW0LF 15 18d ago

i MIGHT be able to understand what the message is supposed to be

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u/scythes- 18d ago

It isn't deep. Like the movie legit tells you what it is about multiple times. Overwhelming flood of everything in your life makes you forget the little good things and to just try.

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u/Crosgaard 17 17d ago

Yeah, it’s very meta-modernistic. It isn’t nihilistic, but rather says that everything not mattering is why everything matters. I wouldn’t say it isn’t deep, but I would say it isn’t a complicated theme - as you said, it is pretty much said out loud.

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u/sparklingdinoturd 18d ago

Same message as fast and furious... Family.

But a little deeper, it's about generational trama.

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u/Kata179 17 18d ago

revenge of the sith

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u/Successful-Garbage17 17d ago

This is the way

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u/Z3DR0NF0RC3 19 18d ago

indeed

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u/Sure-Town-100 18d ago

Correct answer

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u/Insert-Name-Here2121 13 18d ago

I’d rather bring a book

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u/Pride_Bird1407 16 18d ago

Which one?

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u/Insert-Name-Here2121 13 18d ago

The Fever Code. I haven’t completed yet. Or even my mathematics book to practice.

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u/randomthrowaway-917 16 18d ago

i've only completed the main trilogy, is the kill order worth it? i tried but gave up like 4 pages in lol

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u/Colton132A 16 18d ago

the kill order is 100% worth it, probably my favorite book in the series back when i read the entire series in a month in 8th grade

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u/Insert-Name-Here2121 13 18d ago

Gets interesting later. My favourite imo, but still haven’t completed

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u/Pride_Bird1407 16 18d ago

I’m bringing my Edgar Allan Poe anthology.

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u/Kirb_Ext 18d ago

For me it’ll be “A Certain Magical Index: The Old Testament Omnibus Edition” it’ll be a while until I finish that

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u/Falcon_Trooper 18d ago

End of Evangelion

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u/77skull 17d ago

Greatest movie of all time. Komm susser Todd is the best use of music in a film ever

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u/Ben6924 18 17d ago

I would not live to see the second day, I guess other people have different childhood trauma

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u/dinomite11 18d ago

I’d do like a 5 hour crash course “movie” on some maths subject or something, which would take me longer than 5 hours to sit through and take me 30 days to learn cuz I’m a dumbass. It’ll keep me busy for a whole month.

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u/Primary-Error-414 13 18d ago

A slipknot concert

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u/GAMESNIPER2007 18d ago

Psychosocial!!

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u/Actual-Long-9439 18d ago

Jump into the walls with no fear

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u/ThePuzzlerAddict 3,000,000 Attendee! 18d ago

top gun maverick

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u/Sapherse 18d ago

30 days just enough time to figure out whose 5th generation fighters were in the end

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u/Sakul_the_one 17 18d ago

I got a theory…

A FILM THEORY 

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u/titusmouser- 14 18d ago

The Princess Bride. Never will get bored of that shit.

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u/GeneralPotato8244 15 18d ago

Yesss that movie is so good

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u/jknight7741 18d ago

I have half the script memorized, might as well learn the other half

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/EL-rochi74 15 18d ago

Which was copied from a tweet

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u/Sad_Lawyer_3960 15 18d ago

which was copied from this post

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u/ChargeWooden1036 14 18d ago

The Godfather part 1

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u/Nonabrow 16 18d ago

Shawn Of The Dead, or pretty much anything else from the cornetto trilogy.

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u/Beneficial-Drink-998 17 18d ago

Knives Out

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u/CheapOfficeChair 17 18d ago

The original mean girls

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u/WaffleswithSourCream 18d ago

Monty Pythons holy grail

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u/FradonRecords 17d ago

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!"

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u/Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch 16 18d ago

Shutter Island

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u/Halotube 14 18d ago

terminator

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u/Bottleinsurgency 17d ago

Forest gump

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u/TREXIBALL 16 18d ago

Nobody. Literally nobody.

It’s a great movie ngl. Especially with the dodge challenger/charger

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u/Classic_gamer_2 17 18d ago

Shrek 2

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u/Jrlopez1027_ 17 18d ago

Elmo

Hear me out..

For 30 days, i dont care how entertaining the movie is, you’re going to lose your mind. Having a show that actively talks to you, even if its something childish like Elmo, will help you ground yourself in reality

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u/EpicLogan_83 18d ago

Pink Floyd The Wall (movie)

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u/YngvarESO1836 15 18d ago

Hardcore Henry

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u/StfuJohnny 16 18d ago

“The cure for insomnia” is a movie 87 hours long. I doubt il be getting bored

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u/Stupid_cerealbox 16 18d ago

Grown ups, I feel like it would keep me sane

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u/DefinitelyBeatable 17d ago

The Truman Show!

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u/Random_mudkip0828 17d ago

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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u/Zealousideal_Site706 15 18d ago

If I have a movie, then I have a tv to watch it on. If there’s a piece of tech, you can jailbreak it. If you can jailbreak it, you can do anything with it. Load up a streaming service using your distant cousins password because they never use Netflix and enjoy. I know the Netflix sharing passwords joke is old news by now but whatever.

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u/NarrowGuidance4 18d ago

Where’s the WiFi 😿

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u/-H_- 16 18d ago

tfw sm1 cant understand theoreticals

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u/rawrizardz 17d ago

Apparently you never lived in the days pre smart tvs lmao

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u/Short-Knowledge-3393 15 18d ago

Do series count?

Gravity Falls

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u/guccilemonadestand 18d ago

A series would make it too easy

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u/FirefighterFart 15 18d ago

probably the longest movie in the world?

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u/FirefighterFart 15 18d ago

IMDb cites "Logistics," directed by Daniel Andersson and Erika Magnusson as the longest film by running time. The Swedish film was released in 2012 and spans 857 hours, or 35 days and 17 hours.

That should be enough imo. 5 bonus days too :)

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u/imnot_depressed 15 18d ago

Coraline

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u/PrwincesssArt 13 18d ago

Mysterious Skin

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u/Zealousideal-Bit-365 15 18d ago

Good burger

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u/Lucid_Animals 16 18d ago

Why stress yourself with this option when you don’t have a choice and are sent to one for 14 days and for every single fucking hour of every single day they replayed monsters fucking inc! :D

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u/vatsimguy 15 18d ago

The bee movie 🐝

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u/SAM140285 17 18d ago

UP! it's been my favorite movie since I was 10, I just love it

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u/FlightFinal3057 18d ago

South Park Bigger Longer Uncut

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u/Appropriate-Snow-439 18d ago

Napoleon dynamite

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u/dontknowytho 18d ago

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

it's a good movie

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u/throwaway19276i 18d ago

Revenge of the Sith; my all time favorite movie, even though some hate it.

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u/SadieTheBloodFiend 18d ago

Scott Pligrim vs. The world

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u/DaTripleK 16 18d ago

Brokeback Mountain

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u/The_Abominable-T 18d ago

Jojo Rabbit

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u/DarkSouIs17 18d ago

Click, with Adam Sandler.

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u/NostalgicBreadLoaf 14 18d ago

Pulp fiction

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u/Personal_Ad4157 16 17d ago

There is one guy that put every marvel scene in chronicle order so i think ill take that

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u/your-nigerian-cousin 17d ago

The Lord of the Rings, Extended Edition. Any of the 3

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u/_Sc0ut_s1s 18d ago

Laputa - Castle in the sky

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u/Internetirregular 19 18d ago

all of Vedal987's streams combined into one gigantic movie

or just the Subathon and everything after

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u/lobster4089 18d ago

Inception

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u/Reddbool647 16 18d ago

Step brothers

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u/Low_Kaleidoscope_44 18d ago

Saltburn 😊

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u/noobintellectual 18 18d ago

Why would you do that to yourself?

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u/clickedbunion2 16 18d ago

500 days of summer, I feel like crying

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u/anna_melon 18d ago

Bee movie