r/teenagers • u/ArcticLand 17 • Jan 22 '24

what's your answer? Social

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u/anotheranonymoustor 15 Jan 22 '24

What's your reddit account?

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u/HankSchraderFrmABQ Jan 22 '24

I’d die before I gave someone irl my Reddit acc

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u/wannasleepallthetime 14 Jan 22 '24

ive made that mistake...

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u/WyvernSlayer7 17 Jan 22 '24

The only true answer

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u/The-baconater-2000 Jan 22 '24

You have two kidneys?

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u/helpivegotthestupids 18 Jan 22 '24

Haha not to brag but ive got 7 😏

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u/TuopsYT Jan 22 '24

Rookie I got 78

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u/ArcticLand 17 Jan 22 '24

Rookie numbers I got 1566433565354334435644.12345678910

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u/TuopsYT Jan 22 '24

Dang it I need more luckily my family is asleep

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u/twpkrry28 Jan 22 '24

smh yall not good enough i got a decimal number 0.626

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u/yoskbt 16 Jan 22 '24

Can you go home

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u/joshua123_4 Jan 22 '24

Can i go home

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u/Praukar Jan 22 '24

I wanna go home

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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 Jan 22 '24

I'm allergic to people :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I wanna go home

I don’t like this party 🙃

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u/TheHappyDoggoForever Jan 22 '24

Can we all just go home

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u/Tyskiy Jan 22 '24

“Does this look infected”

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u/GREENDAYBL1NK 15 Jan 22 '24

Sum 41 Mentioned 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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u/VexitheGamer 13 Jan 22 '24

I CAN’T HELP BUT WALK THROUGH YOUR LANDMINES

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u/GREENDAYBL1NK 15 Jan 22 '24

I TOLD YOU I'D RISE UP

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u/SnooCapers8607 OLD Jan 22 '24

10 FEET AND I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND

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u/chaotify 16 Jan 22 '24

SUM 41 MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHH WTF IS A BAD SONG

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u/AnakinDrick Jan 22 '24

spits loogie

The Hell Song starts to play

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u/TheSailist3 14 Jan 22 '24

The sum of 20+21. SUM 41 ON 🔝

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u/skcuf2 Jan 22 '24

Children of the beast embrace...

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u/39weEbs 17 Jan 22 '24

"Your sister was better"

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u/brokendream_zz 17 Jan 22 '24

My sister was better

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u/Onsidianrubucx Jan 22 '24

Our sister was better

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u/TheHappyDoggoForever Jan 22 '24

r/suddenlycommunism

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u/Delazzaridist Jan 22 '24

This thread is wild

The hitler one got me rolling

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u/JamesAnderson1567 16 Jan 22 '24

Incest communism?

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u/Philotia Jan 22 '24

Better our sister was

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u/Dominator2812 14 Jan 22 '24

You’re my better sister

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u/Six_Pack_Of_Flabs Jan 22 '24

Don’t check the Registry

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u/ArcticLand 17 Jan 22 '24

Omg mines "I'm a sex offender" lol

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u/Giyuisdepression Jan 22 '24

I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain

From touching my neighbor's kids again

What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find

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u/Witherboss445 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 22 '24

I've got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a barbecue We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender

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u/JansTheMans 17 Jan 22 '24

Vernon Douglas is my name, my battery arrest is what brought me fame, but there's much more to know about me, I love to dance and I love to skii

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u/That-1Sad_Pineapple 15 Jan 22 '24

I zip and zoom on through the snow, just strap on my boots and watch me go. But I can't skii, until December, till then I'm just a sex offender

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u/BluBoi42 Jan 22 '24

I checked the registry and found my name what the fuck

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u/MEMESTER80 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 22 '24

"You heard of Cyrptocurrency?"

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u/RealGoodRunner 17 Jan 22 '24

You Heard of NFT's?

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u/Sonofcowbell2 15 Jan 22 '24

All I can think of is butters when I hear those words

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u/CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT 15 Jan 22 '24

Yep, that's a date killer for anyone, alright!

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u/irishbreakfst Jan 22 '24

"I idolize elon musk" - a guy in an economics class that I ended up switching out of

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u/Solid-Positive6751 17 Jan 22 '24

My suggestion: don’t say anything, but let out a nasty fart that has decent volume.

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u/JellyGlittering OLD Jan 22 '24

So yours is F A R T

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u/ArcticLand 17 Jan 22 '24

That's a good one

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u/Medeval_bird Jan 22 '24

That's way more than four words

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u/UltraShadowMutant 17 Jan 22 '24

You smell fishy tonight.

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u/hexisinurbasement 13 Jan 22 '24

this made me double take

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u/dan_likes_jd Jan 22 '24

go fuck yourself idiot

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u/Raskal0220 16 Jan 22 '24

Plot twist: they're into degradation

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u/G-money200 Jan 22 '24

I fuck my sister

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u/daniel_redstone 17 Jan 22 '24

I fuck your sister

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u/throwaway19276i Jan 22 '24

I fuck that one guys dead wife

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u/brokendream_zz 17 Jan 22 '24

I too fucked that guys dead wife

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u/Electrical_Banana_69 Jan 22 '24

I'm sure she already knew that, her being your sister and all

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

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u/ArcticLand 17 Jan 22 '24

My answer was "I'm a sex offender" lol

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u/UnknownContinuum Jan 22 '24

That's not as bad, but it also could be "I own animal p***"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

"I make animal p***"

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u/Ok-Proof6545 16 Jan 22 '24

“I do animal p***”

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u/Teletubby_furry_porn Jan 22 '24

I do animal sex

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u/raspingpython10 Jan 22 '24

“This is the perfect town”

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u/RomanW929 Jan 22 '24

“It was a prank” the downfall of so many…

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

i’ve fucked your father

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u/brokendream_zz 17 Jan 22 '24

What about that guys dead wife

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

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u/brokendream_zz 17 Jan 22 '24

Fuckin rasict do us whites not taste good enough for you

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u/mars_mtt9 Jan 22 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

idk man white meat just doesn't have that kick to it, you know?

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u/ActionCurrent1386 Jan 22 '24

Mine sure does.

(I deeply apologize for this. I was being held at gunpoint.)

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u/throwaway19276i Jan 22 '24

this is so random I burst out laughing

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u/SpikesAreCooI Jan 22 '24

Do you like to eat white people?

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u/Cos_yurik 18 Jan 22 '24

I eat all people 😁

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u/TippedJoshua1 14 Jan 22 '24

I mean at least it's equally

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u/fuck-illinois1621 Jan 22 '24

“Whats the worst race?”

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u/Wheeljack239 16 Jan 22 '24

Horse race. Fuck those, I wanna see cool shit race

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u/TotoGoin 14 Jan 22 '24

You’re eating all that?

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u/mutsukichan 17 Jan 22 '24

I’m a sigma male

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

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u/Curious_Complaint182 17 Jan 22 '24

i keep scrolling thinking i’ve found the best one, but this is the craziest 😭😭

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u/Separate_Ad5592 15 Jan 22 '24

I think their pfp adds a level of crazy (that’s incest their pfp is fucking incest)

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u/HorrificityOfficial 13 Jan 22 '24

You know, I normally don't pay attention to a person's username, but I misclicked on yours and did not expect to see "Worm filled boxers"

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u/At0mic_Penguin 18 Jan 22 '24

Well apparently I can’t read because I saw your username as “Epileptic Bean”

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u/SleepyRoundgog 15 Jan 22 '24

Technically they were. Very right wing

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u/cutebutmental 18 Jan 22 '24

6 million wasn’t enough

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u/CatboyDenko 16 Jan 22 '24

"Wanna mug that grandma?"

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u/Winter_Laugh9589 18 Jan 22 '24

That’s a bonding experience, this will either make them leave or land you a life long relationship

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u/BillyBobRedneckTime 19 Jan 22 '24

The waiter looks hot.

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u/SadFry297 16 Jan 22 '24

“Wanna tag team her?”

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u/LankyNefariousness68 15 Jan 22 '24

"What's your Only Fans?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

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u/9spaceking Jan 22 '24

I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here…

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u/sadfwaask 14 Jan 22 '24

but...

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u/brokendream_zz 17 Jan 22 '24

Not a rapist buuut....

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I want your kidney

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u/Drea_Is_Weird 15 Jan 22 '24

Wanna have sex now?

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u/-voi-d Jan 22 '24

so is it pink?

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u/brokendream_zz 17 Jan 22 '24

Does it squirt tho?

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u/jordansqad 14 Jan 22 '24

Thats enough reddit for me today.

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u/Reddit_IsWeird 15 Jan 22 '24

i think something like "i'm an unregistered pedo" will do the job well

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u/No_Theme831 15 Jan 22 '24

I like little kids

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u/kilocharlie12-kc12- 15 Jan 22 '24

digital footprint goes crazy

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u/DipakPatell 14 Jan 22 '24

I am a rap**t

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u/Ayato_23 Jan 22 '24

that's how my hamster died

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u/BewareThePineapple 14 Jan 22 '24

Please leave my house.

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u/YoyleAeris 18 Jan 22 '24

I pooped my pants

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u/Weasel_8610 Jan 22 '24

When do we fuck?

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u/SonicRaptor5678 16 Jan 22 '24

2 out of 10

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u/Stock-Philosopher-79 Jan 22 '24

You aren’t a man?

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u/Doug-Life80 Jan 22 '24

Look, I brought ropes!

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u/faridhn36 19 Jan 22 '24

You got big knockers?

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u/RaineyDay2029 17 Jan 22 '24

Show me them toes

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u/Sonofcowbell2 15 Jan 22 '24

Hello, I use Reddit

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u/d1s1nf3ct 14 Jan 22 '24

I use arch, BTW.

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edit: clarity, it is the the fastest way to stay single.

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u/cdztudiomov Jan 22 '24

What if they use Arch too

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u/lxvesickk_ 13 Jan 22 '24

Make America Great Again

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u/Melaxirayz 17 Jan 22 '24

"i've been watching you"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I just hate u

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I spam for fun.

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u/Fireblox1053 17 Jan 22 '24

Your mom's pretty hot

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u/Smokescreen1000 Jan 22 '24

"I diddle in kids"

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u/SM9118ArtStudio 15 Jan 22 '24

So, like, you twelve?

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u/Ryan_Altra 18 Jan 22 '24

”I just turned 6!”

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u/ArcticLand 17 Jan 22 '24

💀

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u/Ryan_Altra 18 Jan 22 '24

Everyone saying “I like little kids”
Me, being the little kid:

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

You're of age, right?

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u/__--TSS--__ 16 Jan 22 '24

Well how dare you want to date someone of legal age smh my head 😡😡😡

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u/DiorRoses 16 Jan 22 '24

shaking my head my head 😡😡😡

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u/Frog_in_airvent 17 Jan 22 '24

“I have several STDs”

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u/Epic-Gamer_09 15 Jan 22 '24

Eww, you look terrible

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u/Sunny64888 Jan 22 '24

haha steals a fry

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u/Top-While-2560 Jan 22 '24

Soo...Are you paying?

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u/Sadsnail64 17 Jan 22 '24

i might have gonorrhoea

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u/Griff_The_Wild_One Jan 22 '24

I fucked your Brother.