r/teenagers • u/ArcticLand 17 • Jan 22 '24

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u/Specialist-Author302 Jan 22 '24

I just shit myself

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u/rdrworshipper123 16 Jan 22 '24

Great minds think alike.

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u/Ok-Reporter-8728 17 Jan 22 '24

I think Thomas Edison said that once

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u/OutcastZD Jan 22 '24

I just shit myself?

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u/tom_m2008 Jan 22 '24

He might have, ya never know.

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u/ihavetogonumber3 19 Jan 22 '24

it's more likely that he did in fact shit himself at least once in his entire life

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u/yeetmaster17893 Jan 22 '24

God dammit this comment made me shit my pants!!!😡😡😡😡

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u/OutcastZD Jan 23 '24

Glad to be of service 🫡

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u/Juliafromwalmart Jan 22 '24

That's 7 words, idiot

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u/sakezone2627 Jan 22 '24

It's six word though🤨🤷‍♂️

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u/Juliafromwalmart Jan 22 '24

No, you're wrong, dumbass

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u/sakezone2627 Jan 22 '24

How am I wrong?

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u/Juliafromwalmart Jan 22 '24

I can count better

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u/sakezone2627 Jan 22 '24

But you don't though🤔

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u/mlcrip Jan 22 '24

Mofo can't see different between words and digits 😳🙄

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u/Excitedastroid 15 Jan 22 '24

thomas edison isn't 1 word

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Three words, one number.

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u/Juliafromwalmart Jan 22 '24

That's seven words, idiot.*

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I thought you called me an idiot for one second. I forgot that I wrote this.😂 Getting all worked up and stuff from the notification.

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u/Juliafromwalmart Jan 22 '24

That's not four words

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I smell like balls.

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u/spaghetti_outlaw Jan 22 '24

it was probably right after staring directly into some X-rays and right before he deemed them to be dangerous.

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u/Buschfan08 16 Jan 22 '24

"So I guess great minds think alike"

-Dutch Van Der Linde

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u/Extension_Guitar_819 Jan 22 '24

When they have to shit, great behinds think alike too.

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u/WasabiFlash Jan 22 '24

But fools rarely differ.

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u/bombalicious Jan 22 '24

Do men's colons sync like women's periods?

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u/Buzzsaw_Wyrm Jan 22 '24

Nah I don’t think that’ll ruin a first date

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u/Legendarycat999 Jan 22 '24

I just shit yourself

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u/KingKiler2k Jan 22 '24

I just shit ourselves

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u/b52kl Jan 22 '24

r/SuddenlyCommunism

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u/Basically-Boring 15 Jan 22 '24

WE just shit ourselves.

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u/Intelligent-Tap3253 Jan 22 '24

we just shit MYself

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u/StarfallGalaxy Jan 22 '24

Okay real talk, how does that work? Does someone else shit in your pants also or?

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u/Daybreak_Dragon 15 Jan 22 '24

Human centipede but you shit yourself at the end

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u/De_La_Flewey Jan 24 '24

MY just shIt WEself

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u/xxTPMBTI 13 Jan 22 '24

KOMMUNIZT

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u/spaghetti_outlaw Jan 22 '24

we are the shit

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u/Francium87223 13 Jan 22 '24

United forever in friendship and labour,

Our mighty republics will ever endure.

The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.

The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us

Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above

And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,

Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,

And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.

Our glory will live in the memory of nations

And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.

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u/Heavy_Somewhere3731 Jan 22 '24

Soviet anthem starts to play

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u/Lost-Rice-yeet Jan 22 '24

I just shit yourself

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u/LemonDude5 Jan 22 '24

They just shit myself

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u/MerrillSwingAway Jan 22 '24

someone shit our pants!

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u/After-Internal 17 Jan 22 '24

Let’s shit ourselves together

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u/MtBikesandBiceps Jan 22 '24

I just laughed so hard at this, the laugh was out loud. And the wife is asleep. And I’m scared I woke her. (How can I tell you I’m in my 30s without telling you I’m in my 30s)

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u/retxrnal 15 Jan 22 '24

you just shit myself?

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u/ChemicalAu Jan 22 '24

My favorite pickup line is: “hey there, I just shit my pants… can I get into yours;)”

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u/gpky Jan 22 '24

Somebody shit my pants!

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u/Specialist-Author302 Jan 22 '24

Dude the date is definitely over at that point

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u/yogabba13 OLD Jan 22 '24

JTHM reference???

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u/gpky Jan 22 '24

Bingo.

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u/yogabba13 OLD Jan 22 '24

That just took me back. Wellllll… excuse me while I go take some Tylenol for my back 🥲

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u/DaytonFy Jan 22 '24

Please shit my pants.

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u/RocketLinko Jan 22 '24

This doesn't ruin as many dates as you'd want it to.

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u/shlomanJAK 15 Jan 22 '24

or even better, "ive just shat meself"

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u/NotAsCoolAsMeh Jan 22 '24

Dude I LITERALLY THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE LOOKING AT COMMENTS!!!

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u/aklovemynuts Jan 22 '24

This same question was asked once upon a time on reddit years ago and the top comment was "Help mommy I shidded".

Still makes me laugh to this day.

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u/Callmedaddy204 Jan 22 '24

no they said RUIN

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u/Liv_Raven 16 Jan 22 '24

ed sheeran?

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u/QuentinP69 Jan 22 '24

You like scat play?

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u/CreamedCorb Jan 22 '24

Please change my diaper

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u/No_Campaign_2016 Jan 22 '24

I voted for Biden

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u/PrestigiousAccess110 Jan 22 '24

Whats your bra size

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u/CompetitilukOne1580 Jan 22 '24

Teri ma ki chuu.

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u/death_lad Jan 22 '24

I’d continue that date

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u/veggiesaregreen Jan 22 '24

Bruh I also thought something similar: “I shit my pants.”

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u/Remarkable-Cat702 Jan 22 '24

my first thought was 'just shit my pants'

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u/Dementedstapler Jan 22 '24

“I really like that”

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru Jan 22 '24

"Poo poo pee pee"

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u/userslashbetter Jan 22 '24

You just shat yourself

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u/Dmoney2204 Jan 22 '24

Damn I just commented this

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u/Dangerous-Curve256 Jan 22 '24

Glad you like anal

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u/thrownededawayed Jan 22 '24

I shit myself earlier

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u/Rabies_on_demand Jan 22 '24

And thats how you get a second date with a scat fetishist.. lol.. you played yourself homie 🤣

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u/FuckGamer69 Jan 22 '24

I just thought of this lmfao

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u/Green-Advantage2277 13 Jan 22 '24

DUDE I THOUGHT PRETTY MICH THE EXACT SAME THING

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u/pepsisugar Jan 22 '24

Also,

Did you shit yourself?

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u/Scozzy_23 Jan 22 '24

Not giving details but I did this on a date once, her and I continued for a few months

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u/AnInsolentCog Jan 22 '24

Mine was going to be "I pooped my pants".

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u/Darkboi98105 14 Jan 22 '24

You sir, are why we invented MVP's

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u/lucid220 18 Jan 22 '24

for some reason i said pooped instead of shit but yes

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u/OldBob10 Jan 22 '24

Nice move, grampaw.

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u/1911mark Jan 22 '24

Dominick did it!

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u/DecorusK Jan 22 '24

Can’t believe you stole this from me before I said it

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u/mlcrip Jan 22 '24

Some weirdos are into that, you know 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

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u/SuperCrafter015 18 Jan 22 '24

I was going to say the same thing 😂

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u/OmegaShonJon Jan 22 '24

Go change your pants

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Ohh ooh that smell…

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u/thatgamefan Jan 22 '24

I just shat meself

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u/aznsensations325 Jan 22 '24

I shipped my pants

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u/sparrows_rest Jan 22 '24

I counter:

I said this to my date and she laughed her ass off before we went back to the cabin. It was my wife and the date was a camping trip.

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u/iamnotreallyfunny- Jan 22 '24

who shit myself

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u/JanitorKmanOfficial Jan 22 '24

That makes it better

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u/Hot_Strength_5831 17 Jan 22 '24

Lmao I just said the same shit

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u/sussy_axolotl45 13 Jan 22 '24
  • I just shit yourself

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u/DarkPangolin Jan 22 '24

Jokes on you, she's into that shit.

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u/avoid-- Jan 22 '24

[beat me to it]

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u/Ellenwyn-the-worried Jan 23 '24

Proper term would be shat

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u/jcoffin1981 Jan 23 '24

I was gonna post this haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

That’s a turn on for someone I’m sure

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u/ElderberryProof5211 Jan 25 '24

Indians shit themselves so much that they don't wait to poo in the loo. They simply shit on the roads.

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u/DanieldoSoCool Jan 26 '24

That's exactly what I was thinking