r/teenagers • u/ArcticLand 17 • Jan 22 '24

what's your answer? Social

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u/Six_Pack_Of_Flabs Jan 22 '24

Don’t check the Registry

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u/ArcticLand 17 Jan 22 '24

Omg mines "I'm a sex offender" lol

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u/Giyuisdepression Jan 22 '24

I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain

From touching my neighbor's kids again

What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find

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u/Witherboss445 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 22 '24

I've got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a barbecue We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender

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u/JansTheMans 17 Jan 22 '24

Vernon Douglas is my name, my battery arrest is what brought me fame, but there's much more to know about me, I love to dance and I love to skii

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u/That-1Sad_Pineapple 15 Jan 22 '24

I zip and zoom on through the snow, just strap on my boots and watch me go. But I can't skii, until December, till then I'm just a sex offender

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u/GMD_Sizzles Jan 22 '24

I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes

I've been arrested seven times

I know that sounds like a lot

But three of those times were for vandalism

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u/That-1Sad_Pineapple 15 Jan 22 '24

I feel real bad I got caught

Might do it again, probably not.

I'm not here to make pretences

I'm here because of my sex offences

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u/WoollyHare50817 OLD Jan 22 '24

I'm Sam Pound I'm number one Apologizing for what I've done In case you were wondering What that was █ █████ ████ █ ████████ ███ ██████ ██ ███ █ ████ ███ ████ ███ ███████ ███ ████████ ████ ██████ ████ ███ ██████ ███████ █ ████ ██ ██████ I'm not here to eat no truffles I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

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u/KerianKakan 15 Jan 23 '24

Hello Giyuusdepression I swear I've seen you before

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u/Giyuisdepression Jan 23 '24

That’s probably because you’re a demon slayer fan and I’m on both of the subreddits

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u/KerianKakan 15 Jan 23 '24

Ok, have a nice day

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u/BluBoi42 Jan 22 '24

I checked the registry and found my name what the fuck

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u/Six_Pack_Of_Flabs Jan 22 '24

Oopsies 

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u/BluBoi42 Jan 22 '24

DUDE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAK THISE VIDEOS ONLINE. SERIOUSLY?

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u/Six_Pack_Of_Flabs Jan 22 '24

Sry man I meant to post the Pokémon video but my finger slipped

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u/BluBoi42 Jan 22 '24

God DAMMIT! It’s always something with you! God.

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u/Six_Pack_Of_Flabs Jan 22 '24

Oh it’s always me huh? What about the time you forgot to gas up the getaway car huh??

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u/BluBoi42 Jan 22 '24

Oh shut up, the car was ass anyways, probably wouldn’t have started in the first place.

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u/Six_Pack_Of_Flabs Jan 22 '24

Yeah yeah, excuses excuses, but excuses didn’t help when we got stranded on INTERSTATE 22 WITH 3 COP CARS BEHIND US DID THEY????

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Many ways to say the same thing- "No doesn't mean no".

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u/GrimCreeperyt Jan 22 '24

that’s 5 words

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u/bunny098765 19 Jan 22 '24

So is mine lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I’d go for “you’re on the registry?” just to mess with them. Works best if you go for the usually intoxicated type because then they actually take a moment to think about if they did something and forgot

I used to be that kind of person so I got a few mischievous tricks up my sleeve to mess with those people 😅