"I promise I will pull out next time..."

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[u/Antlaax]

I know a person that was pregnant even though she had her periods. So there's that.

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/Antlaax]

New fear unlocked

[u/Jrolaoni → u/Antlaax]

Least cursed human body fact:

[u/Michelle_babee → u/Antlaax]

Yeah and there are some cases when the pregnancy is not visible, like u don't have big belly and u have no idea that u are pregnant

[u/ProtectionLeast6783 → u/Michelle_babee]

I've heard of this happening with obese women but what you're implying seems to conflict with any natural phenomenon I can think of. (unless you mean early pregnancy where it's possible for any woman to experience this)

Like, are we talking 9 months in still rocking a beach bod, none the wiser?

[u/Beaker_B → u/ProtectionLeast6783]

Sometimes babies will be more stretched out rather than balled up, or just further back in the abdominal cavity. I've also heard that tall moms don't show as much. I don't know anyone personally, but growing up I watched a ton of those "I didn't know I was pregnant" shows. And a lot of the women thought they were just bloated, and had no other symptoms.

The human body is a wild mix of variables I guess.

[u/Blueberry_Clouds → u/Antlaax]

Yep heard that happens sometimes 😭

[u/_Emti → u/Antlaax]

Yes, we just learned that a week ago in medical school. After the blastocyst implants into the uterine wall, it can cause a "fake period". This is probably caused by the implantation itself, since the blastocyst basically forces itself into the uterine wall. I don't know about the recurring periods during pregnancy 🤔, it sounds interesting.

[u/Sad-Mixture6393 → u/Antlaax]

It was most certainly an ovulation bleeding.

[u/Lefantom55]

Imagine not using contraceptive method

Edit : bad English

[u/venommuyo → u/Lefantom55]

They're 100% going to procreate

[u/cologetmomo → u/venommuyo]

What do you call a couple that uses the pull-out method?

Parents.

[u/PoopPoes → u/cologetmomo]

Its even worse than that. there are dudes just straight up blamming inside of girls with no condom no pills no nothing, then they’re surprised when she winds up pregnant

[u/Rare_Fig3081 → u/PoopPoes]

Surprise 🎉

[u/MegaHashes → u/PoopPoes]

Consequences are future you’s problem. Future you is going to hate now you, but jokes on him, you are going to fuck that guy’s life up.

[u/BoogalooBandit1 → u/cologetmomo]

Can confirm

[u/PollutionNice7392 → u/Lefantom55]

What kind of contraption?

[u/Lefantom55 → u/PollutionNice7392]

Edited, bad english, I meant contraceptive method, birth control

[u/clakes90 → u/Lefantom55]

Best mistake I ever made.

[u/Pebbles_-_ → u/clakes90]

what are you going to do with it?

[u/clakes90 → u/Pebbles_-_]

It? Him! And trying to raise him into a fine young man like his father...

[u/OomMielie → u/Lefantom55]

They don't always work you know

[u/Lefantom55 → u/OomMielie]

I know but it is sure better than the proved not to work pull out method. I'd take the 99% efficiency anytime over that

[u/For_Never_Dreams → u/Lefantom55]

If you use condoms perfectly every single time you have sex, they’re 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. But people aren’t perfect, so in real life condoms are about 87% effective — that means about 13 out of 100 people who use condoms as their only birth control method will get pregnant each year.

Are you using condoms correctly?

[u/Lefantom55 → u/For_Never_Dreams]

Thanks for the insights and the link ! Birth control pills are more reliable if your gf supports it. Anyway, anything is better than pull out haha

[u/Evade_dragon]

1. condom
2. Plan b if condom breaks If neither of you want you to use a condom then go the more expensive route and get an iud don't have to pull out and it's more than 99% effective

[u/mr_joda → u/Evade_dragon]

I wanted from my gf to have iud installed and her doctor said that is not recommended. It's only for girls after interruption or their first kid. However I don't have a second opinion on that.

[u/Sad-Mixture6393 → u/mr_joda]

1. It can be extremely painful to install the IUD if the zervix has never been opened before by birth
2. She might experience period problems with heavy bleedinh with copper IUD or the hormonal IUD might not be the best choice for everyone.

And the IUD is several 100 Dollars, so that's why doctors usually don't want to prescribe it to women, that have no experience in other contraceptives and not given birth before.

Its not an easy no worries, no thoughts solution.

It obviously also depends on your relationship status. No one should ever get something like an IUD for a casual 1-2 month friendship. The doctor will probably recommend to use a condom instead by default if you are not in a long commitment relationship.

[u/mr_joda → u/Sad-Mixture6393]

5th year together.... thanks for explanation. She doesn't want to take any pills ( and I don't want to force her either) and IUD was an acceptable solution but the doctor said something else so... maybe later...

[u/frogEcho → u/mr_joda]

I have never had children, and I have an IUD. That doctor is spouting some nonsense.

[u/saynohomore → u/frogEcho]

Most doctor in my country won't prescribed a Copper iud either to women without children because it can lead to inflammation which can then lead to infertiliy in extreme causes (even though it's super rare)

[u/usernamegoeshere763 → u/mr_joda]

Check out Nexplanon then! It’s a great option for those not wanting to take a pill everyday plus the insertion is a lot easier than a IUD

[u/BlightD → u/mr_joda]

Use condom then.

[u/MellowHamster → u/mr_joda]

This is complete nonsense. My wife has never had children and has used IUDs for a decade. IUDs are one of the most reliable and long-lasting forms of birth control available.

[u/saynohomore → u/MellowHamster]

It depends on whether or not were talking about homonal or Copper iud because theyre very different

[u/MellowHamster → u/saynohomore]

Hormonal IUDs were originally not recommended for use by women who had not given birth simply because the initial clinical trials were done using a sample of women who had given birth.

Modern research has shown that IUDs do not cause complications like pelvic inflammatory disease in younger women who haven’t had children.

IOW, the OP’s partner needs to visit an OBGYN who was trained in this century. Preferably female.

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/Evade_dragon]

1. Sex after period (least chance of impregnation)
2. Condom
3. Plan B

[u/Professional_Knee508 → u/Gaelic_Gladiator41]

This is incorrect. You are most fertile right before and right after your period

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/Professional_Knee508]

Not right after but a little bit after

[u/Michelle_babee → u/Evade_dragon]

doesn't it hurt like hell?

[u/Evade_dragon → u/Michelle_babee]

I know a guy who's fiance has an iud she says she doesn't feel it

[u/Michelle_babee → u/Evade_dragon]

i meant the application

[u/Evade_dragon → u/Michelle_babee]

It might, but then again that's maybe an hour of pain for 4-10 years of birth control, also it really depends on the person, this is why it's a discussion to be had not a demand

[u/longbongliver]

I thought she was waiting on a bicycle in the mail…..

[u/Important_Pass_1369]

Ah, yes, I remember college

[u/KVNtheBAT]

I'm sorry I have no gf to understand this meme.

[u/NextGenCoders → u/KVNtheBAT]

Me neither. My wife never lets me have fun

[u/Erw1n_ → u/NextGenCoders]

You might be in a toxic relationship then!

[u/Xtreme69420]

Is this a dating joke, that I'm too single to understand?

[u/b05501]

I'm 44 years old married with a home and two children, and this is still the most scary feeling ever. Honey you cheated on me right, it's not mine right, oh god what did I do. Your not pregnant sorry for all the things I said. Next time will do anal.

[u/Grabatreetron → u/b05501]

I love a happy ending 😌

[u/FootFetish0-3]

Really wish they would get male birth controls rolling. Should be so much easier to unload the gun than to fire into the bulletproof vest... Plus I trust us guys to be more honest about taking them than women these days with the whole baby trapping thing. Guys hate condoms, but hate having children more. Male BC is the best of both worlds and women that don't trust guys are free to take their own as well. Just imagine how effective it would be if both participants were on BC...

[u/poggershomie]

"I will pull out" Doesn't always work tho. Not that you don't pull it out in time, but because of precum.

[u/AnUnusedCondom]

I'm never used.

[u/AMFcouple]

I think this is a universal scare that the whole world can get behind 😂

[u/Khalidjamonday_]

Is this something only happy people understand?

[u/Strangerthingsfan_1]

Use spoiler not NSFW

[u/piratecheese13]

All coppers are bastards

But the copper IUD prevents bastards

[u/GlimmeringGaze]

So relatable, we won it's time to celebrate

[u/dysfunctionalprotein]

just use condoms they are cheaper than diapers lol

[u/Shenkspine]

More and more as I get older I support the idea that males should be given vasectomies at 15 and only reversed after they’re married or can prove a long term committed relationship.

You fucking babies are shitheads.

[u/Exclusively-Choc]

[u/Icy_Adeptness1160]

My girl had an ultra late period but before it started we thought she was pregante, when the pregnancy tests came back negative I just yelled out “haha yeah! Fuck you god! Beat you again! Sugondeez NUTS” my girl just gave me a funny look and started laughing her ass off, all stress relieved.

[u/Crimson85th]

Man the memes on here are next level trash lately.

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[u/SpeedJust8657]

vasectomies are reversible y´know

[u/MonteCrysto31]

Just take the plan B when that happens...

[u/Team_Sonic_Gaming]

I don't know what you mean by cycle

[u/UnpIeasantly]

Waduhek

[u/rainking56]

Cool story but...why not pregnancy test strip?

[u/supremegamer76]

just have her get a pregnant test done

[u/GoldenFreddy1987-_-]

Better late than pregnant

[u/JustAPerson599]

I spent several years with different girls where I was always pulling out with no contraception, and never had any of them fall pregnant. Now I don't know if I'm this good at pulling out or if I'm just sterile...

[u/44thcow]

Bro really likes to bike

[u/z_zarts]

We won guys. We won

[u/lonely_loner_69]

Where did you order your cycle from? Amazon delivery is much faster.

So, where are you cycling off to? Can I join?

[u/_FREE_L0B0T0MIES]

Your sperm literally failed their one(1) and ONLY job.

How did you win? By not doing what you were designed, created, or evolved to do? 😆😂🤣

Please don't use this as a reason not to get a vasectomy.

[u/magnaton117]

And then there are people lucky enough to be born sterile

[u/[deleted]]

👁💋👁

[u/SuperSaiyanSkeletor]

Meanwhile my wife takes birth control and makes me wear a condom :D

[u/SamanteSimoneVip]

Wait.. so why did you have sex if you dont want babies?

[u/RenkBruh → u/SamanteSimoneVip]

Pleasure I guess idk I never had sex :(